That was a long time ago.

He's from Nebraska.

He actually mean't REAL weed, not MJ.

Ten minutes is a long time to a stoner.

night.....................................

Anything interesting going on tonight?

I just tossed a cricket out of my house.
Now the mofo's making a racket outside my window.

Other than some short-lived chick-on-chick action between Cntrygal and Joie, no.

teach you to **** with nature

I hat crickets. A lot. You should have killed it.

Too bad I missed that. Pictures?

I think he's saying cricket language for "Don't taze me, bro!"

I miss everything.

So yeah, I was at a party tonight, and I saw this chick that reminded me of Carrie Underwood. Man I couldn't stop staring at her. I wanted to bone her somethin' fierce.

Didn't you go to the Festivus?

11pm. Time for your milk and cookies and beddie bye?

You should have approached that chick. What made her remind you of Carrie Underwood? A guy who looked ike TOony Romo had his c*ck in her mouth?













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