LOOK AT THAT HOMERUN BY MICHAEL TUCKER. YOU WANT TO MESS WITH HIM? HE'S CRAZY!!!

I have a cousin named Michael Tucker. Hes no baseball player though lol

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YEAH HE ATE YOUR SHIT TWICE? WHAT WHAT?

Yeah, "Tuck" would have taken one off the ****ing ribs after that. And the catcher would have had zero balls had he also not let him know exactly why, as he's holding his bruised shit.

This opening day monday, no game tuesday bull shit is such a tease.

errrrrrr......... you mean his first MLB start this year? he was 16-9 last year. he definitely has started before for the Rangers.

This. Stupid.

I had a dream last night that the Royals go 1-2 vs. Chi Sox and get swept by the Philadelphia... to start the season 1-5 for opening day at the K.

OUR TIME!

You need to work on your dreaming skills.

Get fisted by an orangutan.

Trevor Rosenthal from Lees Summit just threw a ball 100 mph for the Cards. Sweet job #Royals...not scouting your backyard again.

Eric Henske is pinch hitting and his walk up music is pantera.

FIRE THE DREAMING COACH!

There's a good chance at least one game during our home opening week will be a rainout. Looking wet.