We need a Go Chiefs roast before this heads to its new home, the HOC.

Clay has changed his CP handle more than he's had sexual partners, including guys, and more than he's flipped/flopped his love/hate position on alex smith. But not as many times as he mods have abused their powers or PGM has been asked to update the ****ing OP!!!!!

And floppynuts is joke worthy.

The end, send it off.....

I can only assume that the wait will be well worth it, I expect SNR to be wide awake at this very moment grinding his teeth in a coke induced haze trying to finish his magnum opus.

Is it a lot of pressure?

Sure it is and guess what?... TOUGH SHIT, chop up another fat line and get busy mfer... there is no fortune without sacrifice.

CHOP CHOP.

My five favorite roasts:

5. FMB!
4. PGM
3. Rainman
2. Donger
1. Phobia.

The Phobia roast was majorly epic. It filled some gaps on the history of CP for us noobs. Funny and educational. Well done.

The Rain Man and Donger roasts were very entertaining and funny. I laughed the whole way through. That rant at the end of Rain Man's roast when your telling him what his next meal should be was awesome.

PGM and FMB roasts just made me laugh.

I thought the Milkman roast was very well done. not as funny as the others, but a great idea, and a great effort.

Finally, the Iowanian roast originally made no sense to me, but when I was linked to the reference thread, it made it all worth it. A ton of fun.

Kudos again, SNR. Well done.

I thought the Clay roast would have been perfect if it were left the way it was (congrats, you are #1)...opposed to disclosing that there was a roast that had gone through the initial stages, but not completed...not that it wasn't nice seeing what had already been completed in the Clay roast...but stretching it out, building the anticipation leading to the "congrats man, your #1" roast would have inadvertently been the perfect roast for him.

Yep. That ****er was squirming, too. Leaving him in that state would have been wonderful.

I said "send it off!"

SNR, Are we getting a Go Chiefs roast or not?

I'm gonna' start in with "Attica" soon....

I'm done roasting for awhile. If you bump this in May or something, I might have a renewed grounding of creative energy and write one up.

Until then, no.

Okay, I'll move it to the HOC to reside in the creme le creme.

When you get around to it, you can post the roast in there.

Very good. I'll probably just make another thread or hijack Saul's Choose Your Own Roast thread if I come up with Clay's.

What, am I chopped liver?

If you finish the Star Trek thing I will love you forever. Take your time, Par'Mach'kai.

Tell you what. Let's make this extra special. Who's your crew?

The only choice you don't have is Counselor Simplyred. He comes with the ship.

I'll pound something out in the next month or so.