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Hi everyone!
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Zactly.
No kinda burst. Luv, you have to cut down on the beer intake if you want to have an ass I can bend a nail on. |
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There ya go!
I'm turning 38 Wednesday and my birthday gift to myself will be another sobriety run, coupled with a LOT of time on the bike. |
I didn't realize you were so old.
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Funny, I thought the same thing when I learned you were 24.
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Early evening 10pm.
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what the **** is going on?
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hey, it feels like 10 o'clock already...
where is everybody? |
present and accountable
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Research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex:
> > > The 1st kind of sex is called: > Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens > when you first meet someone and > you both have sex until you are > blue in the face. > > > The 2nd kind of sex is called: > Kitchen Sex. This is when you have > been with your partner for a short > time and you are so horny you will > have sex anywhere, even in the > kitchen. > > > The 3rd kind of sex is called: > Bedroom Sex. This is when you have > been with your partner for a long > time. Your sex has gotten routine > and you usually have sex only in > your bedroom. > > > The 4th kind of sex is called: > Hallway Sex. This is when you have > been with your partner for too > long. When you pass each other in > the hallway you both say "screw you." > > > The 5th kind of sex is called: > Religious Sex, which means you get > Nun in the morning, Nun in the > afternoon and Nun at night. > > > The 6th kind is called: > Courtroom Sex. This is when you > cannot stand your wife any more. > She takes you to court and screws > you in front of everyone. > > > And last, but not least, the 7th > kind of sex is called: > Social Security Sex. You get a > little each month. But not enough to live on. > |
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