ChiefsPlanet - The Top 101 CP Posters of 2014 Part 2 Presented by SNR

You could just start an offseason thread, "Post here if you need a swift kick in the ass."

You don't have to write up lengthy roasts. Just a one-lined clever insult is all you need. Or you can do more if you think that person deserves it.

I kind of like that idea.

Saul Good

01-07-2015 07:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr_Tomahawk (Post 11250470)

KCNUT

That one met mixed reviews last time.

SAUTO

01-07-2015 08:11 PM

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Originally Posted by SNR (Post 11250406)

So, uh, I know this is a bit attention whorey to be asking this, but I'm wondering what your favorite roasts are.

Like what's your top 5? In order?

Yeah, I'm mostly asking because I finally finished this thing, and I'm still in the reflection stage. Particularly I'm interested in those like Sweet Daddy, rico, Tim, Flopnuts, Clay, and numerous others who have been following this thing from the beginning. What did you guys think?

That and... you know... attention whore.

Phil's was a thing of beauty.

GloryDayz

01-07-2015 08:13 PM

All I have to say is that the site below might be in order!

http://www.stopbullying.gov/

'Hamas' Jenkins

01-07-2015 08:21 PM

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Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO (Post 11250521)

Phil's was a thing of beauty.

The Phobia roast was the Ulysses of roasts. The others, although great, are dime store novels in comparison.

Gonzo

01-07-2015 09:38 PM

Mine was awesome. Oh wait.. **** off.

crazycoffey

01-07-2015 09:42 PM

For the snubs we should do a CP wide roast. Start the thread and let everyone throw a few one liners or paragraphs, brutally roasting the snubbed. New thread for each one, it is the off season....

Hootie

01-07-2015 09:47 PM

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Originally Posted by SNR (Post 11250438)

My top snubs:

Spoiler!

Again, I totally would have done this the right way if I had been the listmaker for the entire project. There are these guys and like 30 other people who have been active posters in 2014 who deserve to be on here.

It was a flawed list. All of those guys are top 30 CP posters.

loochy

01-08-2015 06:21 AM

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Originally Posted by SNR (Post 11250438)

My top snubs:

Spoiler!

The Sign of LaForge told me that this would happen.

It is said that when lines appear and disappear in a pool of water, it is a sign that loochy will be snubbed in the top 101 list.

KC native

01-08-2015 09:43 AM

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Originally Posted by loochy (Post 11251089)

The Sign of LaForge told me that this would happen.

It is said that when lines appear and disappear in a pool of water, it is a sign that loochy will be snubbed in the top 101 list.

I think it was the weak tendons for your pectoral muscle that get you snubbed. You just couldn't push yourself up enough to make it.

Saul Good

01-08-2015 09:51 AM

Okay...

I'm going to start a new thread, but I need a few posters who want to be part of it to start. It's going to be similar to the roast threads, but with roastee participation required.

I will start a story about the roastee. It will be in the style of a "choose your own adventure", though. It will be up to the roastee to make a selection. Depending on whether the roastee selects choice A or choice B, one of the other two writers will take over the story. Each roastee will make one choice, and then the next roastee will take over.

I am 100% sure that this will be a ****ing train wreck. I need volunteers...preference will be given to those on the SNR snub list if I get a bunch of requests.

Shoot me a PM if you want in.

Pasta Little Brioni

01-08-2015 05:14 PM

Loochy was gonna be on there but just ran out of names. I would love to see someone roast him and pawn.

loochy

01-08-2015 06:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Pasta Giant Meatball (Post 11252328)

I would love to see someone roast him and pawn.

AND I WOULD LOVE TO SEE YOU UPDATE THE OP

TimBone

01-08-2015 06:25 PM

I'm gonna get drunk and read back through a lot of them tonight. It was impressive how you did so many quality roasts. I kept expecting the effort to fall off...but you kept chugging along.

The Phobia roast though. That was genius. That was one that even new guys like myself could enjoy without knowing the complete history of the place.