Fooled ya! I'm actually kind of an asshole.


Stuff I've recently watched:

The Shallows (2016)

Not much plot, or character development. Chick gets attacked by shark, clings to small rock near shore for survival, tries to find a way to get to shore. That's it. Watchable, but nothing new or exiting. I'd wait to catch it on tv.

Some Rifftrax stuff:

The Wizard (1989)
Miami Connection
I Believe in Santa Claus
Icebreaker
Wizards of the Lost Kingdom
Hillbillys in a Haunted House
Sharknado 2
The Night of the Living Dead

I'm about to watch an old French flick called "Un Coupable."

It's ****ing terrible laughable bad..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCns4w3GA9A

ROFL

wow, I kind of glossed over this and thought you were talking about the old JLo movie. SK even wrote the screenplay, so I guess that means no one else can be blamed for it sucking.

On a related note, I watched Horns over the weekend, based on Joe Hill's(King's) book of the same name. It was a decent time waster.

Some shithead I work with said Mad Max Fury Road was a trash movie. My head almost exploded.

wow, Cell was filmed in (at least) 2013 based on some trivia on IMDB. Must suck more than I thought

I'll be the one to say it: Stephen King is overrated.

You're drunk man.

Frank and Cindy.

A documentary on Netflix. Not sure WHAT to think about it but I know I laughed my ass off.

No, he's not. King's movies mostly blow and I'd guess he's a .250 hitter regarding his books. The ones that are 'good' are great. The rest are overlong, tired, and forgettable.

I agree, his bad movies are real shit stains. I mean, the movie/book for The Mangler is one of the biggest pieces of shit movies I have ever seen. But the year before, The Stand was tremendous. It goes on and on with him... Christine, GREAT movie, the next year, Firestarter total crap.

Dreamcatcher. That was shit.

Heh, that WAS shit.

How can he put out movies like It, The Green Mile, and Shawshank, then turn around and give us Dreamcatcher, Cell, and tv show Under the Dome. He's all over the map.