Oh, can you please pick me up some condoms and A spray can of Jock itch spray? (payback for all of those Maxi-thin and the occasional Monistat purchases I've had to make)

COff ,fess up, man.

Jock itch spray would be around the Pharmacy? Athletic Dept?

How ****ing long do I have to wait Coffey?

It better not be longer than 5 sentences. I can't and won't read that much. Make it short and to the point.

You're and Idiot? :)

Spit it out already, man.

Post it or I send Oscar the cat to see you.

Here's what I don't understand.

I love stand up comedy. But I hate some of the audiences because they don't laugh at certain jokes they find entertaining -- they go "woo" or they applaud.

Who applauds a joke? Why the hell would you clap your hands after a funny joke? LAUGH. Clapping has nothing to do with comedy, and it always slows down the rhythm of the routine.

And what kind of 14-year-old child "woo"s at a standup routine? It didn't bother me until I watched some Dane Cook clips tonight on YouTube, and half the crowd just woos instead of laughs.

Laughing should be the only kind of feedback allowed in a comedy show.

Instead of random picutre time, you chose the less often used random post time instead. Risky, yet entertaining. :clap:

Guess that makes YOU a comedy show. :)

His rants are always entertaining. LMAO

The randomness is part of the appeal.

Direckshun is a nazi.

Go piss up a rope with your "groundbreaking news" Coffey. I'm going to bed.

Now, shouldn't you have ROFL instead of :clap: how insulting