I got a new tune in composition entitled "The Thrill." And it goes somethin' like this: "I stand on the hill, not for a thrill, but for the breath of a fresh kill. Never mind the man who contemplates doin' away with license plates. He stands alone, anyhow, bakin' the cookies of discontent by the heat of the laundromat vent. Leavin' his soul!" Then like in poetry I go dot-dot-dot, you know, kinda off center, then I drop down and then I go: "Leavin' his soul! And partin' the waters of the medulla oblongata of - -brrrrrr! - -mankind!"

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Karl is off camera - he's the moron
Linda is the chick in the white Tee - she's the dipshit
Frank is the boy with the crossed arms - he's the sissy.

Luckily I was wearing my fightin' jeans.
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ROFL At least he is good at predicting the weather.

A Mercury is a good car. That's the car I was driving that day. I've had a lot of cars. Different kinds. Lot's of different kinds of cars. She was standing - this girl - on the side of the street where there was this chicken stand, wasn't the Colonel but it was a chicken stand nonetheless. I pulled the Mercury up right along side her and rolled down the window, see, by electric power. She had on a leather skirt and had a lot of hair on her arms. I like that a lot. That means a big bush. I like a big bush. She says, "Are you dating?" You know, so I said, "Sure". She gets in and we pull off to a remote location that was comfortable for both she and I. She says, "How much do you wanna spend?", I said, "Whatever it will take to see that bush of yours because I know it's a big one". She says, "Twenty five dollars". That's not chicken feed to a working man so I produce the $25, she puts it in her shoe, pulls up her skirt and there before me lay this thin, crooked, uncircumcised penis.

[Scoffs]

You can imagine how bad I wanted my $25 back, huh?

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FYP

"Uhhhhhhhhhhh, I'm told you're the only people on the inner net wanna see my sex tape"

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LMAO

If you listen close, I'll bet that gif sounds like a bullfrog croaking in the pale moon light......a mature bullfrog

reckon what you like to eat in there?
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well....we got lemon pie.....
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he was on top of my mama havinn' his way with her, mmmmmhmmmmm

ah HA!
took a while.
had to paste the two things into a ****ing word doc! LMAO

OK...I'll buy that.



now....about that stupid PIE! :mad:

There were these two fellars standin' on a bridge, a-goin' to the bathroom. One fellar said, "The water's cold" and the other fellar said, "The water's deep". I believe one fella come from Arkansas. Get it?

... come to find out my mother didn't really mind what Jesse was a doin' to her.

Mmmm, Lemon Pie!