ROFL You're on fire today. And I'm not talking about your urethra!

But I ain't mad at you. Shit, you're living the life I kinda lived years and years ago, without the STD's, of course.

unnecessary valtrex LOL

So what's your goal, to have as much unprotected sex with as many random skanks as possible until your dick falls off?

she honestly wasn't that mad

she was a cool girl

I felt like a miserable prick for a few days though...I didn't cheat on her or anything...it was definitely a pre-existing condition.

when that happens you take a pill and you're not supposed to have sex for 7 days...well we figured if we used condoms it would be fine

she moved to California after that summer and went for a check up

and she was like "oh by the way...we have chlamydia still"

I was like

****

but she got her doctor to give her a double dosage and she sent me the other half so that saved me another trip to scumbag clinic ville

ROFL You can only dance on the razor's edge for so long.

Necessary valtrex
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I have nothing to hide. I think this shit is funny. I realize the board demographic thinks it's disgusting and immature...and it is. But hey, I enjoy life. I don't enjoy condoms. Calculated risks.

If a 10 out of 10 wanted to bang me and right before hand she said "hey I have herpes" I'd bust out my don't care piano and bang her anyways. Without a C. Whatever man.

ROFL It just doesn't end. My stomach hurts I'm laughing so hard.

Congratulations, you have herpoghonnocyphilititaids

Being disgusting, and immature, I find it ****ing hilarious. Play it without a G. You need all the vitamin C you can get.

That sent shivers down my spine.

Lol dude
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I generally turn into a girlfriend guy.

If a bang a girl who is hot and makes me laugh, I generally try and see where it goes. I'm not the guy who just wants to have a one night stand and wash my hands clean of it...

unless the girl is a 5 or 6 but that's overtime material

Overtime: when the bar closes, you go to the local food establishments all the drunks go to and you are able to land anything that shows any interest and no matter how hideous or terrible she is your friends can't make fun of you for it because you're an overtime...and those are overtime rules

Hootie, what happens after you're done banging a chick for 5 minutes?

This is not a troll, wondering how the average Hootie hookup goes, from leaving the bar to kicking the slut out.