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Hammock Parties 05-26-2013 11:50 AM
I just can't wrap my head around Hootie...at all....he's like a god...

Hootie 05-26-2013 11:50 AM
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Originally Posted by BossChief (Post 9710398)
Do you typically black out?
I've went out every night this week and I have either blacked or browned out every single time

I imagine tonight is going to be the worst one yet.

I call it the 3 beer trigger...

right now...beer sounds AWFUL

just terrible

I'm literally on a 14 out of 15 night summer binge

but no matter how I feel, in any circumstance...after 3 beers I'm ready to ****ing rage and beer tastes terrific

the 3 beer trigger

it's how I survive!

Rasputin 05-26-2013 11:51 AM
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Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9710381)
I haven't aborted it yet. I still plan on doing 1 a day until I lose interest.


FYP

ShortRoundChief 05-26-2013 11:51 AM
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Originally Posted by Branden Albert's Huge Balls (Post 9710411)
I just can't wrap my head around Hootie...at all....he's like a god...
The things dark souled former fat virgins worship.

:doh!:

Hootie 05-26-2013 11:52 AM
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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 9710403)
ROFL This shit always cracks me up. I believe you too. On all of it. So my question is, do you take herpes medicine? Statistically speaking, you're a lock. So don't even deny it. But hey, a minor inconvenience for all of that ass.
as far as I know I don't have herpes

I've admitted to having chlamydia a few times and I used to bang a girl with HPV so I'm chalking myself up to having that as well

generally I use the girls I bang as STD checks

if I don't get a call from them telling me I'm an asshole for giving them "this or that"...then I feel like I'm clean and ready for the next!

ShortRoundChief 05-26-2013 11:53 AM
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Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9710417)
as far as I know I don't have herpes

I've admitted to having chlamydia a few times and I used to bang a girl with HPV so I'm chalking myself up to having that as well

generally I use the girls I bang as STD checks

if I don't get a call from them telling me I'm an asshole for giving them "this or that"...then I feel like I'm clean and ready for the next!
I pray whatever you have it makes you incapable of reproducing.

BigCatDaddy 05-26-2013 11:53 AM
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Originally Posted by KC Tattoo (Post 9710415)
FYP
Come on man. You're better than that. That's weak sauce Fat Elvis type shit.

Mr. Flopnuts 05-26-2013 11:54 AM
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Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9710417)
as far as I know I don't have herpes

I've admitted to having chlamydia a few times and I used to bang a girl with HPV so I'm chalking myself up to having that as well

generally I use the girls I bang as STD checks

if I don't get a call from them telling me I'm an asshole for giving them "this or that"...then I feel like I'm clean and ready for the next!
ROFL You probably have herpes, but it's pretty insignificant. As a really fat guy, I did ****ing awesome with the ladies when I was single, because I just never gave a ****. I just heard no more than you did. Comparatively speaking though, I had no chance at herpes. LOL

Rasputin 05-26-2013 11:54 AM
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Originally Posted by BigCatDaddy (Post 9710422)
Come on man. You're better than that. That's weak sauce Fat Elvis type shit.
LMAO


I only find it funny because my spelling sucks and every body knows it.

Hootie 05-26-2013 11:55 AM
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Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 9710421)
I pray whatever you have it makes you incapable of reproducing.
maybe man

my chlamydia had to go untreated for like 5 months

my ex was having horrible abdominal pain and her doctor was like...

"well do you think you could have an STD?"

and she's like no I've only been with 1 guy since my last check and he doesn't have anything...

wellllllllllllllllll

that was an unpleasant discovery

MTG#10 05-26-2013 11:55 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9710417)
as far as I know I don't have herpes

I've admitted to having chlamydia a few times and I used to bang a girl with HPV so I'm chalking myself up to having that as well

generally I use the girls I bang as STD checks

if I don't get a call from them telling me I'm an asshole for giving them "this or that"...then I feel like I'm clean and ready for the next!
Holy shit LMAO

Bowser 05-26-2013 11:56 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9710417)
as far as I know I don't have herpes

I've admitted to having chlamydia a few times and I used to bang a girl with HPV so I'm chalking myself up to having that as well

generally I use the girls I bang as STD checks

if I don't get a call from them telling me I'm an asshole for giving them "this or that"...then I feel like I'm clean and ready for the next!
The mods should resign if they don't change your name to Valtrex.

Titty Meat 05-26-2013 11:56 AM
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Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9710427)
maybe man

my chlamydia had to go untreated for like 5 months

my ex was having horrible abdominal pain and her doctor was like...

"well do you think you could have an STD?"

and she's like no I've only been with 1 guy since my last check and he doesn't have anything...

wellllllllllllllllll

that was an unpleasant discovery
Wow lol

Hootie 05-26-2013 11:56 AM
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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 9710423)
ROFL You probably have herpes, but it's pretty insignificant. As a really fat guy, I did ****ing awesome with the ladies when I was single, because I just never gave a ****. I just heard no more than you did. Comparatively speaking though, I had no chance at herpes. LOL
I have two friends that have herpes (that I know of)...

one only found out because he had blood work done for something and they were like "oh by the way..."

he's never had 1 outbreak

the other friend says he has about 1 per year and while it's awful...they really aren't as bad as they sound

me? I've never had a reason to think I have them so...yay me. When I had to go to the clinic when I found out about chlamydia that's all my test came back with...I figured I had AIDS.

ShortRoundChief 05-26-2013 11:56 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9710427)
maybe man

my chlamydia had to go untreated for like 5 months

my ex was having horrible abdominal pain and her doctor was like...

"well do you think you could have an STD?"

and she's like no I've only been with 1 guy since my last check and he doesn't have anything...

wellllllllllllllllll

that was an unpleasant discovery
:spock:


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