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mschiefs1984 09-26-2023 04:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustDiqLix (Post 17131789)
Congrats on your temporary maybe-1-seed in September?

Yet you brag about a couple of Bills wins in October?

ToxSocks 09-26-2023 04:42 PM

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Originally Posted by JustDiqLix (Post 17131788)
You bolded RB, D-Line and CB.

RB: What is your understanding of Miami’s RB room? Their lead RB has never, in his entire career, ever had more than 891 rushing yards in a season. His backup has 19 total career carrie’s. We’re you under the impression that he is great or something? Cook and Latavius Murray are easily his equal.

D-Line: Ed Oliver, Leonard Floyd, Von Miller, Greg Rousseau, Jordan Phillips, DaQuan Jones is significantly better than Zach Sieler, Raekwon Davis, Christian Wilkins and Jaelan Phillips. It’s part of the reason Miami’s defense has sucked for a long time.

Mostert's issue is health, always has been. As a runner, he's electric and much better than anything on the Dildo's roster, and his backup, Achane, looks like the real deal.

LMAO @ Latavius Murray. Your 33 year old RB is well past his prime and even in his prime he wasn't shit.

Is this a ****ing joke or something?

And Wilkins and Phillips are better than ANYTHING in that list of underachievers you mentioned. Von is half the player he use to be and can't even get on the field. The rest of those dudes are just over-drafted names who've failed to live up to expectations.

The Bills roster is ass.

JustDíqLix 09-26-2023 04:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mschiefs1984 (Post 17131795)
Yet you brag about a couple of Bills wins in October?

And you guys bash me for it. Can’t have it both ways.

ToxSocks 09-26-2023 04:43 PM

This ****ing guy listed Latavius Murray like he's some sort of net positive.

LMAO LMAO LMAO

JustDíqLix 09-26-2023 04:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Detoxing (Post 17131797)
Mostert's issue is health, always has been. As a runner, he's electric and much better than anything on the Dildo's roster, and his backup, Achane, looks like the real deal.

LMAO @ Latavius Murray. Your 33 year old RB is well past his prime and even in his prime he wasn't shit.

Is this a ****ing joke or something?

And Wilkins and Phillips are better than ANYTHING in that list of underachievers you mentioned. Von is half the player he use to be and can't even get on the field. The rest of those dudes are just over-drafted names who've failed to live up to expectations.

The Bills roster is ass.

Yeah, super electric. That’s why he was signed as Miami’s backup and only took over after the guy in front of him was injured LMAO.

Yeah, someone is definitely delusional in this discussion, but it isn’t me.

Start thinking of excuses you can post when Buffalo humbles Miami on Sunday.

ToxSocks 09-26-2023 04:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustDiqLix (Post 17131802)
Yeah, someone is definitely delusional in this discussion, but it isn’t me.

Start thinking of excuses you can post when Buffalo humbles Miami on Sunday.

LMAO Latavius Murray LMAO

And then you act surprised when your team gets one and done'd in the playoffs. Cuz you don't ****in' listen.

ToxSocks 09-26-2023 04:45 PM

Latavius Murray.

Oh man, that's a knee slapper.

mschiefs1984 09-26-2023 04:46 PM

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Originally Posted by JustDiqLix (Post 17131798)
And you guys bash me for it. Can’t have it both ways.

You see one team has a history of winning when it really counts. The other does not. See the difference there?

BTW It's not the Bills that have the history of winning in January

ToxSocks 09-26-2023 04:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mschiefs1984 (Post 17131807)
You see one team has a history of winning when it really counts. The other does not. See the difference there?

BTW It's not the Bills that have the history of winning in January

Yeah but they have Latavius Murray now so it's gonna be different this time.

JustDíqLix 09-26-2023 04:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Detoxing (Post 17131805)
LMAO Latavius Murray LMAO

And then you act surprised when your team gets one and done'd in the playoffs. Cuz you don't ****in' listen.

I’m not surprised you zeroed in on one of the three guys I mentioned.

Let me make it easier for you to understand . Cook alone is better than Miami’s RB room.

https://x.com/nflrums/status/1706684365680292348?s=46

ToxSocks 09-26-2023 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustDiqLix (Post 17131813)
I’m not surprised you zeroed in on one of the three guys I mentioned.

Let me make it easier for you to understand . Cook alone is better than Miami’s RB room.

https://x.com/nflrums/status/1706684365680292348?s=46

Your argument is 3 weeks worth of rushing stats?

BWAHAHAHAHAHA

You really are the Queso of Dildo fans....too funny.

ToxSocks 09-26-2023 04:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustDiqLix (Post 17131813)
I’m not surprised you zeroed in on one of the three guys I mentioned.

Let me make it easier for you to understand . Cook alone is better than Miami’s RB room.

https://x.com/nflrums/status/1706684365680292348?s=46

This guy is such a ****ing moran that he makes the argument that the Bills have an "Even" RB room with Miami, cites a 33 y/o "never was", and then posts a tweet showing Miami having TWO backs in the top 10.

Miami has TWO backs in the top 10...and your argument is Cook is better, and your room is better, because Cook has 20 more rushing yards than ONE of their backs?

BWAHAHAHHAHAHA

Holy **** you are an idiot. LMAO

Bearcat 09-26-2023 04:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Detoxing (Post 17131816)
Your argument is 3 weeks worth of rushing stats?

BWAHAHAHAHAHA

You really are the Queso of Dildo fans....too funny.

Last night at 11pm, like Pavlov's dog, he posts wholesome as **** picture of random old dude after discussing how he's undoubtedly diqlix.... and it takes less than 24 hours to break character back to being a condescending prick.

Oops. ROFL

mschiefs1984 09-26-2023 04:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Detoxing (Post 17131812)
Yeah but they have Latavius Murray now so it's gonna be different this time.

Oh that's right. I guess our only chance to win this year is if Josh gets another one of those secret concussions LMAO

ToxSocks 09-26-2023 04:58 PM

Your "Proof" that the Dildos have an equal or better RB room than Miami is the fact that they have TWO statistical top 10 rushers to your one.

Man, i can't get over what a hilarious self own that is.

LMAO holy shit.

JustDíqLix 09-26-2023 04:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Detoxing (Post 17131816)
Your argument is 3 weeks worth of rushing stats?

BWAHAHAHAHAHA

You really are the Queso of Dildo fans....too funny.

Better than your argument of “Mostert is so electric that he was signed as Miami’s backup and only saw the field because the guy in front of him got injured” (last year).

Regardless, it doesn’t matter. Bills will prove me right on Sunday. Get your excuses in order.

ToxSocks 09-26-2023 05:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustDiqLix (Post 17131826)
Better than your argument of “Mostert is so electric that he was signed as Miami’s backup and only saw the field because the guy in front of him got injured” (last year).

No...no it's not. Because when you compare players, you don't use stats. You gauge the actual TALENT.

But you're clearly an idiot so this is a concept well, well beyond your comprehension.

JustDíqLix 09-26-2023 05:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bearcat (Post 17131820)
Last night at 11pm, like Pavlov's dog, he posts wholesome as **** picture of random old dude after discussing how he's undoubtedly diqlix.... and it takes less than 24 hours to break character back to being a condescending prick.

Oops. ROFL

You want me to be him/her/it so bad. Is this a kink of yours?

JustDíqLix 09-26-2023 05:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Detoxing (Post 17131832)
No...no it's not. Because when you compare players, you don't use stats. You gauge the actual TALENT.

But you're clearly an idiot so this is a concept well, well beyond your comprehension.

Miami, after Mostert had been in the league for half a decade, gauged his talent as backup-worthy. So, there’s that…

I’m going to bed.

ToxSocks 09-26-2023 05:02 PM

Hey guys, the best QB's in the league are Cousins, Tua, Herbert, Stafford and Stroud!

Just look at the stats!

/dicklicker

ToxSocks 09-26-2023 05:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustDiqLix (Post 17131836)
Miami, after Mostert had been in the league for half a decade, gauged his talent as backup-worthy. So, there’s that…

I’m going to bed.

Lol, yes, that's a good idea. Because you're just going to get your ass kicked in this thread.

ToxSocks 09-26-2023 05:03 PM

LOL by Dicklicker logic, Josh Allen is the 13th best QB in the league!

Right dicklicker? 13th best? The stats don't lie!

Bearcat 09-26-2023 05:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Detoxing (Post 17131838)
Hey guys, the best QB's in the league are Cousins, Tua, Herbert, Stafford and Stroud!

Just look at the stats!

/dicklicker

It's undebatable.

I'll be here nightly for the next 6 months to debate it with you.

raybec 4 09-26-2023 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustDiqLix (Post 17131834)
You want me to be him/her/it so bad. Is this a kink of yours?

I definitely appreciate the firm insistence on sticking to your story here. Even in the face of overwhelming evidence that says you're completely full of shit. Just out of curiosity, have you ever taken a girlfriend to Belize?

JustDíqLix 09-26-2023 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Detoxing (Post 17131839)
Lol, yes, that's a good idea. Because you're just going to get your ass kicked in this thread.

I’ve had my ass kicked enough times in life to know when my ass hasn’t been kicked.

ToxSocks 09-26-2023 05:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustDiqLix (Post 17131846)
I’ve had my ass kicked enough times in life to know when my ass hasn’t been kicked.

After that embarrassing post, you should probably just lay low for a day. Go finger your asshole, maybe plow head first into some tables or something. You know, cleanse the pallet and so forth.

Because that was a ****ing epic faceplant.

Bearcat 09-26-2023 05:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by raybec 4 (Post 17131845)
I definitely appreciate the firm insistence on sticking to your story here. Even in the face of overwhelming evidence that says you're completely full of shit. Just out of curiosity, have you ever taken a girlfriend to Belize?

Placencia might just be on the other end.

https://y.yarn.co/22447959-e41c-4055...2643c_text.gif

FloridaMan88 09-26-2023 05:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustDiqLix (Post 17131846)
I’ve had my ass kicked enough times in life to know when my ass hasn’t been kicked.

You are a Bills fan, so we’ll defer to your vast experience of getting your ass kicked.

seamonster 09-26-2023 05:15 PM

Bills O was impressive against Washington. Allen and Digs materialized big plays against solid corners and a two deep shell. Offensive line held their own against Payne, Allen and Sweat. Allen avoided big hits. They look like a 12\13 win team. Their defense isn't as put together as the Chiefs and I still don't trust Allen to not throw interceptions but it's going to be another Chiefs vs Bills year. I won't trust the ****ing dolphins until they can make it through a full year with the same QB.

RedinTexas 09-26-2023 05:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustDiqLix (Post 17131789)
Congrats on your temporary maybe-1-seed in September?

You really are a dumbass. You can't win a race without taking the lead.

Bearcat 09-26-2023 05:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RedinTexas (Post 17131869)
You really are a dumbass. You can't win a race without taking the lead.

You can always quit most of the way through though.

ToxSocks 09-26-2023 05:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bearcat (Post 17131881)
You can always quit most of the way through though.

Ziiiiing

RaidersOftheCellar 09-26-2023 05:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustDiqLix (Post 17131846)
I’ve had my ass kicked enough times in life to know when my ass hasn’t been kicked.

Those were ass rapings. That’s different.

FlaChief58 09-26-2023 05:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustDiqLix (Post 17131846)
I’ve had cock in my ass enough times in life to know when my ass hasn’t had enough cock.

Ftfy

RaidersOftheCellar 09-26-2023 05:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mschiefs1984 (Post 17131807)
You see one team has a history of winning when it really counts. The other does not. See the difference there?

BTW It's not the Bills that have the history of winning in January

But don’t they have Mr January?

Rainbarrel 09-26-2023 05:37 PM

I hope there's a nice layer of sawdust on this thread's floor

RaidersOftheCellar 09-26-2023 05:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustDiqLix (Post 17131798)
And you guys bash me for it. Can’t have it both ways.

We can’t hope to take the lead in the race for the 1 seed if we bashed someone for chest-beating over wins in October?

Someone make it make sense…

DrunkBassGuitar 09-26-2023 05:49 PM

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Originally Posted by RaidersOftheCellar (Post 17131902)
We can’t hope to take the lead in the race for the 1 seed if we bashed someone for chest-beating over wins in October?

Someone make it make sense…

he's trying to say it's hypocritical to like your team if you make fun of another team

this is what bills fans consider trolling and "epic pwnage"

JustDíqLix 09-26-2023 06:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by raybec 4 (Post 17131845)
I definitely appreciate the firm insistence on sticking to your story here. Even in the face of overwhelming evidence that says you're completely full of shit. Just out of curiosity, have you ever taken a girlfriend to Belize?

Thank you for your support. You get a custom picture!

https://i.ibb.co/n0qFs0s/IMG-3226.jpg

JustDíqLix 09-26-2023 06:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rainbarrel (Post 17131894)
I hope there's a nice layer of sawdust on this thread's floor

If you’re referring to wood working, i’ve been known to make my way around a wood shop or too. I can give a tour of mine, if anyone is interested.

DrunkBassGuitar 09-26-2023 06:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustDiqLix (Post 17131933)
Thank you for your support. You get a custom picture!

https://i.ibb.co/n0qFs0s/IMG-3226.jpg

Tell everyone else at the AIDS clinic I said hi

KCUnited 09-26-2023 06:25 PM

We’ve definitely found Blackbob’s uncle

notorious 09-26-2023 06:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KCUnited (Post 17131940)
We’ve definitely found Blackbob’s uncle

ROFL

ToxSocks 09-26-2023 06:38 PM

Maybe dont post pictures of yourself. Some of us have mad MS paint skillz.

FlaChief58 09-26-2023 06:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Detoxing (Post 17131952)
Maybe dont post pictures of yourself. Some of us have mad MS paint skillz.

Do it!

Raiderhater 09-26-2023 06:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustDiqLix (Post 17131933)
Thank you for your support. You get a custom picture!

https://i.ibb.co/n0qFs0s/IMG-3226.jpg

You take notes on CP discussions and posters?

That’s creepily obsessive.

Sassy Squatch 09-26-2023 06:55 PM

Uhh, you REALLY shouldn't be posting pics of yourself, man.

RaidersOftheCellar 09-26-2023 06:58 PM

Don’t make me come rip off that Santa mask, daquix.

RaidersOftheCellar 09-26-2023 07:00 PM

Okay, somebody tell me if I’ve got this straight…

He IS St Nicholas after all.

He’s also daquix.

He also takes daily notes on Chiefsplanet posters.

Sassy Squatch 09-26-2023 07:01 PM

Holy shit. Didn't even see the notes. Is that just a troll or you legitimately do that?

notorious 09-26-2023 07:04 PM

This guy is a master at his craft.

The notes are a chef's kiss.

KCUnited 09-26-2023 07:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustDiqLix (Post 17131933)
Thank you for your support. You get a custom picture!

https://i.ibb.co/n0qFs0s/IMG-3226.jpg

Paula Deen looking rough these days

ToxSocks 09-26-2023 07:08 PM

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Originally Posted by FlaChief58 (Post 17131956)
Do it!

I mean...i totally wasn't going to, but since you put it like that....

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Raiderhater 09-26-2023 07:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Sassy Snatch (Post 17131976)
Holy shit. Didn't even see the notes. Is that just a troll or you legitimately do that?

Shit’s dated and everything. And under 9/17, what I believe is “Raider Cellar - see old note”…

If it’s a quick put together troll it is impressive with the detail on short notice. But I think it’s really just routine bizzaro behavior.

dmahurin 09-26-2023 07:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Detoxing (Post 17131986)
I mean...i totally wasn't going to, but since you put it like that....

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The only thing missing is fisty mctatt

Raiderhater 09-26-2023 07:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Detoxing (Post 17131986)
I mean...i totally wasn't going to, but since you put it like that....

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The tattoo on the face is a nice touch. It’s like a large Josh Allen shaped tear after Allen throws another pick.

FlaChief58 09-26-2023 07:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Detoxing (Post 17131986)
I mean...i totally wasn't going to, but since you put it like that....

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ROFL

Bearcat 09-26-2023 07:14 PM

It's about time something interesting happened in this thread. LMAO

Mecca 09-26-2023 07:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Detoxing (Post 17131818)
This guy is such a ****ing moran that he makes the argument that the Bills have an "Even" RB room with Miami, cites a 33 y/o "never was", and then posts a tweet showing Miami having TWO backs in the top 10.

Miami has TWO backs in the top 10...and your argument is Cook is better, and your room is better, because Cook has 20 more rushing yards than ONE of their backs?

BWAHAHAHHAHAHA

Holy **** you are an idiot. LMAO

I actually like James Cook...

ToxSocks 09-26-2023 07:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mecca (Post 17132005)
I actually like James Cook...

Read the room, bro. Read the room.

raybec 4 09-26-2023 07:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Detoxing (Post 17131986)
I mean...i totally wasn't going to, but since you put it like that....

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The double penetration shout out is the best

Mecca 09-26-2023 07:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Detoxing (Post 17132007)
Read the room, bro. Read the room.

Ok ok I get he's being dunked on but that's what it is.

raybec 4 09-26-2023 07:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mecca (Post 17132005)
I actually like James Cook...

It's way too late to go back to football in this thread.

JustDíqLix 09-26-2023 08:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mecca (Post 17132009)
Ok ok I get he's being dunked on but that's what it is.

You don’t want facts to get in the way of his tirade. He either doesn’t know Cook is really good, or he does but would rather troll.

MahomesMagic 09-26-2023 08:04 PM

Cook is good at running really fast if a big hole opens up.

So what, so are a zillion guys in the NFL.

JustDíqLix 09-26-2023 08:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MahomesMagic (Post 17132053)
Cook is good at running really fast if a big hole opens up.

So what, so are a zillion guys in the NFL.

He’s the real deal.

https://x.com/jcohen_nfl/status/1706...395154702?s=46

He can pass block too.

MahomesMagic 09-26-2023 08:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustDiqLix (Post 17132064)
He’s the real deal.

https://x.com/jcohen_nfl/status/1706...395154702?s=46

He can pass block too.

He's the real deal because you as a dumb fan like him and some nobody on Twitter agreed with you?

ROFL

Low bar.

Pablo 09-26-2023 08:31 PM

Godddamn Chiefsplanet notes???

You jot down reminders while getting your dick sucked too??

9/13 Mustache tickles and I cum even harder

ReynardMuldrake 09-26-2023 09:59 PM

What does "Do not mention Kelce (bruges tapir)" mean? Do you know something we don't?

Rainbarrel 09-27-2023 05:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustDiqLix (Post 17131933)
Thank you for your support. You get a custom picture!

https://i.ibb.co/n0qFs0s/IMG-3226.jpg

Bigfoot wears #95
A yeti cooler is not a man's wine spritzer
Florida rednecks are originally from Erie county New York

Sofa King 09-27-2023 06:28 AM

When I grow up I want to be Detoxing. Dude slayed this thread.

This thread has potential for some epic photoshop today. Need the FistyMcTatt group to wake up.

Womble 09-27-2023 06:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustDiqLix (Post 17131933)
Thank you for your support. You get a custom picture!

https://i.ibb.co/n0qFs0s/IMG-3226.jpg

This is what years of supporting your football team does to young men in Buffalo. JustDiqLix celebrated his 27th birthday last week.

JustDíqLix 09-27-2023 08:21 AM

Back to football…

https://x.com/lombardihimself/status...553040234?s=46

penguinz 09-27-2023 09:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustDiqLix (Post 17132388)

Buff has played three of the worst offensive teams in the league and lost to one of them.

Wait until JA has acted concussed against a real team before patting yourself on the back.

Miami could easily drop 40 on the Buffalo Dildos.

Coochie liquor 09-27-2023 09:52 AM

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FlaChief58 09-27-2023 09:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Coochie liquor (Post 17132545)

:clap: nicely done ROFL

mr. tegu 09-27-2023 10:34 AM

The best QB the Bills have faced is Garrapolo, the only guy who can challenge Allen for the most boneheaded plays per game. But Bills fans have to find victories everywhere they can now since they won’t find any come January if they even make the playoffs.

duncan_idaho 09-27-2023 10:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustDiqLix (Post 17132388)

Congrats on having a great DVOA after playing 3 of the worst QBs/offenses in the NFL.

Zach Wilson
Jimmy Garroppolo
Sam Howell

What an accomplishment!

Sassy Squatch 09-27-2023 10:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustDiqLix (Post 17132388)

LMAO Oh, you sweet summer child.

Bearcat 09-27-2023 06:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Detoxing (Post 17131986)
I mean...i totally wasn't going to, but since you put it like that....

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