Before.

But not in that house.

The good news was I knocked her up.















Wait...no...that......that was not good news...

well that much is a given

I speak in truths.

my life is clearly better than 9 out of 10 people who post on this board

and that's proven, so don't argue

But you just said no one should take anything you say seriously. But we should take seriously how awesome you say your life is?

yo hoot-dogg, I think it might be time to post #98???

Okay, glad that's settled.

Hey guys, it's proven! LMAO

you should just envy me

the quicker people start realizing that, the better

p.s.

frazod is fat, donger is gay, and rausch bores me

No you got it all wrong. On CP you only drink craft beer, which I think tastes like shit personally and all the beer snobs can kiss my ass for saying it.

the fact I can post in absolutes like that tongue in cheek and you still buy into it is outstanding

the day I drink a 'craft beer' is the day I admit I actually jerk it to dude porn

:drool:

LMAO

You are a funny guy who knows how to entertain on here that is for sure.

I didn't ever want to do this

but I may have to bust out my "you're gay, you're gay" piano

That reminds me, who in the hell actually likes to watch girls give head in pornos? I mean really all you see is some dude's cock getting sucked. The cum shots on the face are funny as hell for shock value but the rest is just plain stupid.

finally

you get it

sometimes I jack it to a good BJ

but I'm a little gay so who knows

You're supposed to imagine its your cock she's sucking. Duh.

It's kind of like the CP equivalent of going to the zoo and watching the monkeys fling poo. It's kind of entertaining for a while, but then you feel a little sorry for the monkeys. Then you leave. And the monkeys are still there.

Donger you're not going to be on the list. Get the **** over it.

Couldn't care less. I only had to find out 3 or 4 things about hootie before I decided he was a shotty human that isn't worth the time of day.

Get over what?

For all the shit you give Dane, insulting someone's wife is just as pathetic. Get a grip dude, your posting style is going downhill. You went from mildly entertaining to full reerun.

That sounds about right I would say.

3 or 4?

so what were the first two you were ok with?

The key to Hootie is understanding his self-loathing. He actually has a decent mind, but for whatever reason, he has chosen not to utilize it. Inside, that REALLY bothers him, but he covers that with bluster and what is being displayed here.

Shame, honestly.

I've got nice hands as well.

I bet your wife sucked a ton of dick before she ended up with you.

Fair enough?

It's ok, I think dick sucking is a good thing.

Hootie is just throwing shit out there and people are falling all over themselves for it.

Pure comedy gold.

Donger would you quit jacking off to how great my mind is. It's started to bother me.

He's not really insulting the wife. He's insulting the husband by describing the fictitious person who, if his negative view of the husband is true, would marry the husband. Hootie doesn't know Frazod's wife.

Seems like your act plays better at night, Pootie. More of the kiddies are on then.

I'm just trying to help you.

I feel like I need to hire you to follow me around and then describe my intentions to everyone I offend.

I think it would make me a more likable person.

is that how you spell likable because it looks like lickable and I'm already god damn lickable

what has ever given you the idea that I care about how people perceive me on this site?

I know I'm hilarious. I know I'm great. I'm know I'm witty.

I don't need people to constantly remind me. It's annoying, really. You can only get so many compliments before they become meaningless.

LMAO...I just read the first 3 nominees.

I'd say that you care more about how you are perceived here than virtually anyone else.

How many times have you been banned and returned?

stupid question

I'm an absolute diehard Chiefs fan...

I once told an ex that if I had to choose between having consistent sex and never watching the Chiefs again, or never having sex but being able to watch the Chiefs...I'd take the Chiefs. And I meant it.

and up until this offseason this used to be the best place to talk about Chiefs football. It still may be but I've been turned off by the ****ing Alex Smith/Geno Smith shit so I stay away from it.

so

your theory is dumb/gay

You're not even funny even more. It's kinda sad actually. Just watching someone unravel in their own attention whoring thread. Nothing you say is even rousing anymore. Your shock value that you prided yourself on has been lost.

god damnit

any time I have to bust out the "don't care, don't care" piano twice before noon I know it's going to be a long day

Are you actually replying to someone specific here, or just rambling about your love for the Chiefs in general?

Wow. Just.... wow. You claiming you don't crave attention is like Hilter claiming he doesn't hate Jews.

I'm not saying I don't crave attention.

I'm just good at getting it.

if you want to be jealous of my talents who am I to stop you?

Well then find your funny again, man. This shit in this thread has been weak lately.

I don't mind attention whoring. CP wouldn't be the same w/o it. I'm just letting you know that i think the quality from you has dipped down. Maybe one of those chicks has drugged YOU up.

This thread needs 20 CCs of burst, STAT.

and I'm not sure how you got that out of that post anyways

I said: "I don't care what people perceive me to be on this site."

I didn't say: "I don't crave attention."

Everyone IRL and on this site know I want to be the center of attention. I'm the center of attention at bars, online, offline, in my room, jerking off, etc...

it seems to only rub the envious people the wrong way...the guys that have no original though or creativity...they hate it

"who is this guy and why is he getting all the attention?"

girls loooove it

I'm sorry that I'm good at the game.

Oh wait

no I'm not

Nobody is jealous of you, Pootie. You're a ranting toddler with an internet connection.

a fast internet connection

You're quickly growing into a pale imitation of GoChiefs in his early 20's.


That's sad.

On a number of levels...

busting it out a third time...

he needs 2 post 98 asap

I got one cc; meet an asshole in the morning, you've met one asshole. Meet a bunch of assholes all day on an Internet board, you're the asshole.....

Oddly enough I'm comfortable with that...

I've realized it seems to be the main motivation for a lot here. To be the asshole you can't be in real life.

..

I'm actually much more friendly here...

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Just because they are smiling when the roofie kicks in doesn't mean that they love it. It just means that they happened to be smiling when the roofie kicked in.

I'm not sure acting like a jackass is the same thing as being an interesting person.

Only in short spurts...

And for the most part you can all but guarantee those posters will never attend a Bash and/or any kind of CP event where they have to meet in person.

Frazzled's reading comprehension skills are nonexistent.

No, it just needs a respected and actually entertaining member to make this list. Someone like Iowanian would be an excellent choice.

Why anyone ever thought Hootie was the individual to this I'll likely never know.

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The funniest thing to me about hootie and his detractors is that if you just ignored hootie then he wouldn't be even close to as obnoxious as he is. The dumb shits here keep falling for it.

Loo probably true for some.

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I agree.

I know why the OP picked hootie though. It's kinda like paying a crackhead 10 bucks to dance naked in the street. Its bound to cause some laughs and end with an epic crash.

But this woulda been a funnier thread had the focal point been:

Sofa King
Loochy
Thyglife
Sweet Dick Willie
.....Probably a few more that i'm forgetting....

Those guys are far more funny and are capable of being just as big of a douche. And we woulda gotten more than 1 per day.

Apparently not.

:spock:

Well that's the whole reason the thread was made though. That's why we're all here, isn't it?

Hootie is that guy in the classroom who makes fun of the fat kid simply so the other kids in the class will give him a high five.

We all know that. He knows that. He knows that we know that he knows that.

Isn't that why we're all here? To see the train wreck?

I was just hoping the train wreck would be a bit more creative.

I know you can do it hootie, get to work.

The OP didn't pick Hootie.

Hootie started this. Gonzo locked it, might have been butt hurt about Hootie talking shit to lump. Or he might just not like Hootie.

Then drama ensued, Hootie caused problems, the all of a sudden out of no where came this thread to save Hootie's chiefs planet life.
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Ah ok.

This isn't a PGM thing?

Bummer. I still would like to see this thread done by one of those that i mentioned.

What?Hootie is very entertaining in a Special Olympics kind of way.

Has anyone else ever wondered if Hootie actually is a Chiefs' fan?

LMAO The thread got flipped on Hootie

Seems like an odd question coming from you, Donger.

Why?

*EDIT* Now that I think about it, I worded that wrong. I wonder if Hootie actually cares about the Chiefs.

why?