just wow LMAO

It's not his fault. He's used to being from the East Coast.

I'm surprised he didn't say "I'm from West Virginia University, and I'm the only one in my family to go to college because my dad got ****ing greased in Vietnam wasting Slopes. Back to you, Van Tieu...."

Perhaps unsurprisingly, they fired the poor bastard this morning.

Tough first day on the job, eh?

When was his first day? Did he literally get one day, or is the clip older than that?

WOH! YOU worked with "The Specialist"!

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-6X6sLzbjOs...Specialist.jpg

fyp

Yep, dude got whacked after one day. Howard Stern ought to hire him:
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2013/04/22...r-salty-start/

You ever parked your bicycle in an airplane hangar? /Fluisa

ROFL

http://sphotos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/hphoto...14946638_n.png

LMAO

Nope.

Literally got one day.

ROFL

Now that's a good one.

A little NSFW.Better do this just in case.

One of your "conquests?" LMAO

:LOL: I hope Cockmon and Setsuna got a chance to see this!!!

Charles Barkley?!?! is that YOU?

Enjoy the apprehension that comes with biting into your next Oreo.....

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Fish just made me consider leaving Chiefsplanet forever. He ruined one of my favorite things on this earth.

LMAO... just remember....

http://imageshack.us/a/img580/8608/172937slide.jpg

LMAO

that gif never disappoints.

You must really like spiders.

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"I'm ready to go home now"

"The dog won't even eat it"

"My wife is gonna think I fingered someone in the alley"

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What the ****!? LMAO

His violent dry heaves were pretty incredible.

LMAO "You know what this shit reminds me of? A girl I ate out, at a bar, in Moscow."

don't have sound; what was in the can?

ROFL

surstromming. Fermented herring from Finland. Basically rotten fish that fins eat.

Oh shit, I pulled a stomach muscle laughing. LMAO

:facepalm:

This is Anderson Hall in the middle of K-State's campus Tues/Wed...

http://img560.imageshack.us/img560/6...8264128919.jpg

For realz? It's been high 80s here for the longest time. It's gonna be a hot summer.

I don’t doubt it.
At least I didn’t get up Tuesday expecting ice on my windshield. Not frost, ice. About 1/4 inch thick.

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I'm not even scared of spiders and that makes me ****ing squirm. *shutters*

ROFL Right when he was opening the can and he smelt that crap I had to pause this twice from laughing so hard

LMAO...I waited all day to watch this at home with sound.


"What the **** is that shit?!!!"
right after the dude says that, watch the guy in the back near the door.

so many great lines int there.

dude my dogs were like "wtf is wrong with you"; i was in tears.

"Does that mean you gave money to grandma?" ROFL


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OH NOES, he's selling something that people want in what's supposed to be a capitalist society, mind you.

You have problems.

I think he searches every thread for references to pot so he can post his support for legalization.

Orignal Video:
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Story Behind it:
http://autos.aol.com/article/funeral...ncid=webmail40

Damn. That is scary.
I don’t understand why people get caught up in blaming something like a funeral procession instead of the brain dead idiot behind the wheel though.
Looked to me like everything was going fine until one dumbass not paying attention to what’s happening in front of him comes along.

http://guyism.com/humor/korean-teach...me-reason.html


Korean teacher beats student then masturbates for some reason

A teacher at a coed school in Seoul, South Korea completely lost his mind. How bad? He savagely beat a student then seemingly celebrated by masturbating.

According to a report from Korea’s NocutNews (translated by Korea Bang), police arrested Mr. A, the unidentified teacher caught in the video below, for causing bodily harm and public exposure.

Students told police that Mr. A went ballistic upon discovering a student in his class was listening to his headphones in class. He allegedly responded by then beating the student “savagely.”

He then allegedly ran into the hallway and began furiously masturbating for reasons that were unclear to the students who witnessed the act.

The school says that Mr. A denies any allegations of touching himself near students — though the video of him pantsless in the hallway seems to indicate otherwise.

The school did confirm that Mr. A beat the student, however, and have suspended the teacher indefinitely until they figure out an appropriate disciplinary response.

You can say what you will about his unorthodox methods, but I bet none of those kids strap on a pair of Beats by Dre in his class again. I’d be fully focused on my calculus if I knew there were even a 20% chance of my teacher beating me and masturbating, let alone a virtual certainty.

****KKK! Thats reason #48574 I'm too much of a pussy to ever get a motorcycle.

LMAO

Its a photo shoot JFC people are stupid.

Its all the crap I drag to a shoot.

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You and me both, brother. I like four good tires, and steel.

Dat ass

http://i.imgur.com/Ht8r4hX.jpg

her mouth seems to un-hinge like a rattlesnake.



.....which is awesome. Not that she'd need it for me, but whatever.

More pepper grinder than beer can.

Never lead with your chin.

ROFLROFLROFL

Those Detroit Lions teams sucked badly. VERY badly, by and large. But there's no doubt that Barry Sanders and Herman Moore were awesome at their respective positions.

Good grief how great would it have been to see Sanders behind Emmitt Smiths Oline.

Heh....

http://img838.imageshack.us/img838/6...4484666211.jpg

so you need more than just 1 great player to win football games?

Well, more than two. They did play at the same time after all.

Lions never had a QB worth a shit while Barry and Moore were there.

Maybe they did consider the sun

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Oh yeah, I'm very much aware of that.