Yeah I could tell you were digging me-PMs are always a good place to start-lol

I tried but it said I had it turned off.

You know, no, no puffies. I'm thinking very small, dark. Very easily stimulated. And, a 32.

Eh, never mind. You'll figure it out eventually.

She could be hot. Kirstie, how old is your mom?

LMAO :clap:

ROFL

I'm still paying for my divorce, overpriced clocks are not high on the priority list. (even if they do have hot chicks on them)

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I give a 10 percent chance of hotness.

It wouldn't matter (other than the fact she would kill me) ...let's just say people say she looks to be about 25....

it would never happen.

To summarize the last 150 posts:

PICK ME PICK ME!!!!

I want to talk to the possibly girl on the internet so that I can delude myself into thinking someone will have sex with me.

:shake:

Don't mind Hamas, Kirstie. He has a small penis which is typically limp unless he hears the word "IGNORANT!!"

ROFL

Not me. I'm old, married and dead. :sulk:

Heh, I didn't even know they could be turned off but apparently they can. You can turn them on, go to "options" on your profile and click "yes" on enabling PMs. Make sure to click "submit modifications" on the bottom of the page.

I don't think anyone is that dilusional

She molested me when I was young. Don't worry. I'm not pressing charges.

Hamas, thanks for shoving Kristie into neg rep hell.

Me either. I'm old, fat, hairy, ugly and smell funny. And useless.

Thank you.

I want to see pictures of Kirstie's mom. I love MILFs.

I banged her with a duraflame log.

This thing just got its legs back under itself.

:fire:

That's exactly what I'm doing. Gosh I really hope I can land one someday.

Yeah, it's been a good hour.

It's spelled "delusional" I guess those Community College classes didn't pan out.

Define Irony: the guy who said he was going to have sex with his wife two hours ago is still on here and talking about limp dicks.

Roo, shut up. Honestly, I'd rather see you go and Kirstie stay.

I didn't neg rep her. I have no reason to. My reps not even worth that much.

Yessir you big gay Marine.

Never going to happen. Especially not for you. And ftr...if you need anything photoshopped in the future....let me know...my mother is MUCH better at it!

She was kind and only took twenty minutes. What's your point?

Bullshit. Your mother couldn't touch me.

We're not all stallions. Sometimes we do it and then *gasp* continue on with our day. Just because you have sex doesn't mean you have to pass out alongside your victim.

I can tell you all she is much kinkier than most. While it was happening she begged me to put a lit sparkler in her booty.

Look at your rep.

Any time a chick shows up here, she'll have maxed out rep w/in 100 posts unless she is D3nise.

ROFL

Be quiet. Any girl with dark, pert nipples attached to a 34 (32?) solid A cup can spell it any darn way she wants.

Is that a challenge? She gets paid for editing photos...legally LMAO

I'm still calling bullshit. I want to see some proof.

34B....but I still won't tell you about my nipples. Nice try though.

Translation: I went in the bathroom and rubbed one out to this thread.

HE kind of looks like Shrek. So, she'd have her work cut out for her.

Guys, any pics we can post?

This guy's ALL class.

Dude, you're better than the average idiot with photoshop but it's not exactly professional quality. Please.

Sorry, I'm not buying that. The B cup, I mean. Have you ever been professionally fitted?

FYP

Please, no more referrals. I'm booked.

Well, I was going to show you a couple but...the only ones I have access to right now are of family and I will not do that.

I have a hot wife, and I just had sex with her, but instead I'm hitting on an IP address, because I'm cool like that

ROFL

Huh? You know the scary part? I even went over to the grocery store to get a EPT after we were done.

Of course

Young men get married eventually, then they understand how that next bit of life works.

I'm not hitting on Kirstie. I'm happily married. Stop projecting, Hamas.

Yes, you are quite the funny one.

Well, that's good. Many women don't.

So, back to your nipples. Quarter sized? Nickel?

This can't be the real Kirstie. The original Kirstie was a white trash okie who was a humorless, small time, money grubbing, dime a dozen drone.

Apparently the British need to learn two things:

1) Dental Hygeine
2) Supermanning a ho

I don't know what the second one means?

Wow. Didn't realize how late it was. For once I can say it's been nice and mean it. If I'm not around tomorrow you guys have a nice weekend.

Nite.

:spock:

Night GoChiefs, errr, Kirstie.

Hence the post.

As I said, it's merely clinical for me, Hamas.

And, you spelled 'hygiene' incorrectly.

Get the **** out of here, skank.

Enjoy the Super Bowl. Let us know if you get any good recipe ideas out of it.

Oh my, calling out Hamas on a grammatical error. now you've done it.

It's a spelling error.

Seriously? The clown is a 25-year-old with nothing to offer the world yet.

Yeah. We'll stand by for his wrath.

So she has made herself at home here I see.

It was inevitable. ;)

I don't believe this is the real Kirstie. I smell an alias.

Yeah, for you and me it is. but for a college teacher/professor/doctor/nuclear scientist, it's a grammatical error.

The last throes of a desperate man.

What exactly do you think I'm desperate about?

No, not seriously. i was kidding. but his rants are fun to watch. actually most of them are classic.

Now Hamas is going to offer up some pseudo-intellectual crap laced with profanity. I hope I'm not disappointed again.

Go wash yourself off the in flames of the Cuyahoga. I'll send a sympathy card in advance should you happen to ram a bicycle spoke up your pisshole.

How was that? Did I do good massa?

Clearly, you're desperate for Kirstie- what with the way you keep hitting on her.