LMAO LMAO give me ten years.....

Let me figure out how to undelete my computer and I'll be right with you!

I interviewed someone the other day who had a 7 page resume and 2 additional pages of skills and technologies.... I could reach out to him.

Oh man he must be the king of IT. Please fax me his contact info post haste!

Did he hint at all about the Ctrl-Alt-Del insider tip I mentioned earlier? I bet he doesn't even know about it.

7 pages, that is a bold move
My career counselor would rip it up and tell him to start over

(i was going to say bold type, but that was too easy)

I get resumes for engineers and people who blew things up in other countries.

We sell weed.

I love you deface man. Just keep this place running cause this place got all my chiefs news.

That's nothing. My portfolio has like a million rows in a SQLite database.

I have an extra VBulletin 5 license if you need it, was going to use it on a Huskers board. Not sure if I can transfer it.

I might upgrade my server to 6 sometime soon if I can stop being lazy.

I know how ta' blow stuff up.

You hiring?..

Yeah, I can see how that would be awkward.

❤️ DeFace man.

I got one for you, be careful with this one, to Speed up your computer, wait for it, Alt+f4... keep this on the down low...

Not sure what your traffic is like, but have you looked into vBulletin Cloud? I've been pleased with it.

That's not really something you should be sharing in an open environment like this. Certain knowledge comes with great responsibility.

If nothing else, think of the children.