"Your a asshole." I like it. "Your a asshole." I'm using it.

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LMAO

Is that like Yuri Gagarin?

Your a asshole

Quite a delema

You think she just figured out what I said and logged off?
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Thirsty.

So I had to get my own glass of orange juice. Seriously. It's delicious.

I started yelling, "Nurse! Nurse!" from my office, but my wife responded with, "WTF are you yelling about?!?"

No compassion.

ROFL

Well, they're a whole lot better than one of those bananenemas. Or a cocoanutema. Those sunsabitches are the worst. Talk about a asshole.

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No shit. Those are saved for the real assholes, like those freaking people from that Mensa place.

So the next time you are in the hospital and get the feeling that caregiver just doesn't give a shit. You are right!!!!
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If you need help, just start a thread on CP.

Next a special needs teacher is going to start a thread complaining about that ****ing blind kid she has to help.
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Don't get me started on blind peeps.

They are the absolute worst, Mr. Pioli Zombie. Talk about your a asshole. Sometimes, when those bastards can't afford a dog, they'll ask you for help crossing the friggin' street. For God's sake. If you need help crossing the street, don't get blind. That's what I say.

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And those stupid people in wheelchairs. What's with those freaks? I mean, how lame is that? Get it? Lame? Look at me. I can't walk. I can't walk. You can't walk? Well that was a stupid ****ing thing to do.
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Ok, oK I left out a m . For making fun of me you will never get any OJ.

You guys are making me laugh out loud, ssshhh patients are sleeping.

LMAOLMAO

Now your just being a asshole.

Ok gochiefs it is so cool you came up with a chick persona. After all, with this alter ego, you have a legitimate chance of getting laid even it means ****ing yourself. And if you're not gochiefs alter ego... YOUR AN ASSHOLE... I kid, I kid, sorta.