Originally Posted by Branden Albert's Huge Balls (Post 9709869)

I drink to get buzzed. No other purpose for such an activity. I hope that enlightens you.

Originally Posted by Direckshun (Post 9709873)

It's pretty effective to temporarily dull the pain you've accumulated from your whore of a mother neglecting you for your entire childhood.

Not that I'd know.

Originally Posted by crazycoffey (Post 9709875)

You're afraid of something deep inside of yourself. Figure that out. It's more important than calling me a Neanderthal.

Originally Posted by Branden Albert's Huge Balls (Post 9709879)

No, logic dictates that excessive consumption of alcoholic beverages can be dangerous. Therefore, I moderate my intake.

You're welcome, cro-magnon man.

Originally Posted by crazycoffey (Post 9709885)

You're wise beyond your years.

No, wait, you are a dumbass who thinks he knows about life events without experiencing them.

Excess? It's always the worst, but until you try something to excess you'll just come off pretentious.

Originally Posted by crazycoffey (Post 9709875)

You're afraid of something deep inside of yourself. Figure that out. It's more important than calling me a Neanderthal.

Originally Posted by Branden Albert's Huge Balls (Post 9709890)

I've been drunk before. Probably three times. It wasn't all that.

If you enjoy it, you're a man of simple pleasures. I have no beef with that. Enjoy killing brain cells if that's your thing.

Originally Posted by crazycoffey (Post 9709855)

Son, never trust a man who doesn't drink because he's probably a self-righteous sort, a man who thinks he knows right from wrong all the time. Some of them are good men, but in the name of goodness, they cause most of the suffering in the world. They're the judges, the meddlers. And, son, never trust a man who drinks but refuses to get drunk. They're usually afraid of something deep down inside, either that they're a coward or a fool or mean and violent. You can't trust a man who's afraid of himself. But sometimes, son, you can trust a man who occasionally kneels before a toilet. The chances are that he is learning something about humility and his natural human foolishness, about how to survive himself. It's damned hard for a man to take himself too seriously when he's heaving his guts into a dirty toilet bowl.

Originally Posted by crazycoffey (Post 9709885)

You're wise beyond your years.

No, wait, you are a dumbass who thinks he knows about life events without experiencing them.

Excess? It's always the worst, but until you try something to excess you'll just come off pretentious.

Originally Posted by luv (Post 9710111)

I laugh at people who pretend to know about liquor, who think they've been drunk but probably haven't, and feel they have some sort of right to judge.

Originally Posted by frazod (Post 9710115)

Can you imagine Clay dropping acid? All of his pent-up demons free instantly. That would be epic! :eek:

Originally Posted by Branden Albert's Huge Balls (Post 9710117)

I can't think of anything dumber. Way to risk your long-term health.

Originally Posted by frazod (Post 9710115)

Can you imagine Clay dropping acid? All of his pent-up demons free instantly. That would be epic! :eek: