Its rated '5 Boba Fetts in original packaging going to E-bay'

lol...comedy gold

"Who is she? That's my mom, she will chaperone us on the date."

Try to get on that show where all the dorks are taught how to pull ass by the head dork guy that wears all the stupid hats. That shit is hilarious. I bet some broad would at least wack you off if you're on tv.

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what is the name of this show?

It's too late, dude. They've already casted for this season. Maybe next year.

Why, did you send in your application too late :D

No, it was in plenty of time but I got cut in the first round.

The Mystery Method or something like that. I think Goatcheese would fit in better on Beauty and the Geek.

I don't think I'm nerdy enough for that show.

Not all of them are 'nerdy'. Some are socially awkward to the extreme.

Based on you're posts, I think you would be perfect. It's called The Social, this is season 2. Working title was The Pickup Artist. Same company produces Beauty and the Geeks unfortunately for GC, geeks didn't get picked up for another season.

Fat, unemployed and living with parents well into adulthood would seem to be good credentials for nerdy.

I only fit one of those criteria, unfortunately. And I can hold a conversation at a bar. I also bathe regularly and have good personal hygiene. I watched a few episodes of Beauty and the Geek and some of those dudes were disgusting.

You fit at least two of them. And you're not out of the fat woods yet.