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Simplex3 02-22-2007 11:16 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rausch
Any seggs talk by a woman saves the day.

Every time.

*giggity*
Butt sechs.

Simplex3 02-22-2007 11:17 PM
Ok, you fuggers have to quit distracting me. I have diagrams to complete over here.

Joie 02-22-2007 11:17 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rausch
Any seggs talk by a woman saves the day.

Every time.

*giggity*
Honestly....
It just seemed like time for an outburst. I really have no direction.



Ummm....."Hell no we won't go?"

no...

"Womens Lib!!"...

no...

Help a girl out.

boogblaster 02-22-2007 11:18 PM
R-rated only please ...

Joie 02-22-2007 11:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Simplex3
Ok, you fuggers have to quit distracting me. I have diagrams to complete over here.
You can't! You have to play with us! YOU PROMISED!!!

Joie 02-22-2007 11:19 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by boogblaster
R-rated only please ...
Not interested in NC-17? Pussy.

Sam Hall 02-22-2007 11:19 PM
Feb 22, 9:04 PM EST


Dog Store Sign Angers Seattle Residents

SEATTLE (AP) -- A newly opened store catering to very pampered dogs, especially female dogs, is getting more than questioning looks for its name, High Maintenance Bitch.

http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories...02-22-17-04-46

boogblaster 02-22-2007 11:21 PM
Since you put it that way ... more cheese please ...

Rausch 02-22-2007 11:21 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sam Hall
Feb 22, 9:04 PM EST


Dog Store Sign Angers Seattle Residents

SEATTLE (AP) -- A newly opened store catering to very pampered dogs, especially female dogs, is getting more than questioning looks for its name, High Maintenance Bitch.
Oh........................pass.

Sam Hall 02-22-2007 11:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Rausch
Oh........................pass.
Lindsey Lohan's owner is pi$$ed

boogblaster 02-22-2007 11:23 PM
Ive got a High-Maintenance-Bitch but she don't like being called a dog ....

Rausch 02-22-2007 11:25 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by boogblaster
Since you put it that way ... more cheese please ...
Enjoy...

Quote:
Casu Marzu is a type of pecorino cheese infested with thousands of wriggling maggots. If the maggots are still wriggling, then it's okay to eat (if you have a strong stomach). If the maggots aren't wriggling, that means the cheese has become toxic. The wikipedia entry for Casu Marzu is so bizarre, that you'd swear it has to be a joke:

Derived from Pecorino Sardo, casu marzu goes beyond typical fermentation to a stage most would consider to be decomposition, brought about by the digestive action of the larvae of the cheese fly, Piophila casei. These larvae are deliberately introduced to the cheese, promoting an advanced level of fermentation and breaking down the cheese's fats. The texture of the cheese becomes very soft, with some liquid (called "lagrima") seeping out. The larvae themselves appear as transparent, white worms, about 8 mm (1/3 inch) long. When disturbed, the larvae can jump for distances up to 15 cm (6 inches), prompting recommendations of eye protection for those eating the cheese. Some people clear the larvae from the cheese before consuming; others do not.

Simplex3 02-22-2007 11:26 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rausch
Enjoy...
:shake:

boogblaster 02-22-2007 11:27 PM
save the worms serve the cheese

boogblaster 02-22-2007 11:31 PM
nite kiddies sleep tight

Simplex3 02-22-2007 11:33 PM
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Originally Posted by boogblaster
nite kiddies sleep tight
What's with all you pussies?

Joie 02-22-2007 11:33 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by boogblaster
nite kiddies sleep tight
Pussy

Simplex3 02-22-2007 11:34 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Joie
Pussy
Slowpoke.

Joie 02-22-2007 11:35 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Simplex3
Slowpoke.
Be nice. It's 30 min past my bedtime and I'm not pussing out.

Simplex3 02-22-2007 11:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Joie
Be nice. It's 30 min past my bedtime and I'm not pussing out.
No mercy.

Joie 02-22-2007 11:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Simplex3
No mercy.
Will you accept an excuse?

Sam Hall 02-22-2007 11:38 PM
a fine piece of investigative journalism

http://www.thestar.com/News/article/184493

sedated 02-22-2007 11:41 PM
I like booze


probably too much


my next goal is to become a full-fledged-alcoh9olic

Simplex3 02-22-2007 11:42 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Joie
Will you accept an excuse?
No. No better time to kick a man/woman than when they're down.

Joie 02-22-2007 11:45 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Simplex3
No. No better time to kick a man/woman than when they're down.
Would it help if I cried?

Simplex3 02-22-2007 11:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Joie
Would it help if I cried?
We'd laugh harder, so yeah.

Joie 02-22-2007 11:47 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Simplex3
We'd laugh harder, so yeah.
Mmmmm....not worth it.

Simplex3 02-23-2007 12:00 AM
"Ordinary Girl" by Earshot is a kick ass song.

Sam Hall 02-23-2007 12:03 AM
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nite kiddies sleep tight

Joie 02-23-2007 12:04 AM
Is Hoosiers a good movie?

Simplex3 02-23-2007 12:10 AM
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Originally Posted by Joie
Is Hoosiers a good movie?
If you have insomnia.

Joie 02-23-2007 12:16 AM
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Originally Posted by Simplex3
If you have insomnia.
Kinda. I'm here aren't I?

Simplex3 02-23-2007 12:19 AM
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Originally Posted by Joie
Kinda. I'm here aren't I?
:shrug:

Joie 02-23-2007 12:20 AM
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Originally Posted by Simplex3
:shrug:
I'm usually asleep by now. I have tommorrow off though and am wired. Although I do have a 10am dentist appt. :(

Bugeater 02-23-2007 12:23 AM
http://www.freeibforums.com/forums/h...cons/poop2.gif

Joie 02-23-2007 12:32 AM
I retract my previous statement. I'm suddenly very tired so I'm going to be a pussy and go to bed. Goodnight.

Bugeater 02-23-2007 12:37 AM
http://www.freeibforums.com/forums/h..._icon_crap.gif

Joie 02-23-2007 09:10 PM
Yes, I am aware I'm pulling this thread up early. And yes, I do plan to puss out early tonight. Got a problem with that?

el borracho 02-23-2007 09:11 PM
Soooooooo, what's new? Who all is here, tonight?

Bob Dole 02-23-2007 09:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Joie
Yes, I am aware I'm pulling this thread up early. And yes, I do plan to puss out early tonight. Got a problem with that?
Not if there are nipples involved.

Simplex3 02-23-2007 09:15 PM
I'm here.

el borracho 02-23-2007 09:15 PM
http://images.google.com/images?q=tb...n99/nipple.jpg

Joie 02-23-2007 09:24 PM
Is this gonna be a slow night?

Simplex3 02-23-2007 09:25 PM
You have no idea.

Joie 02-23-2007 09:29 PM
I probably won't last long tonight. Been tired all day in spite of a nice long nap.

Simply Red 02-23-2007 09:30 PM
Gentlemen? Ladies?


you too Simplex... ;)

Simplex3 02-23-2007 09:32 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Simply Red
Gentlemen? Ladies?


you too Simplex... ;)
You think I'm going to be offended by not being lumped in with you f**kers?



:)

el borracho 02-23-2007 09:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Joie
I probably won't last long tonight. Been tired all day in spite of a nice long nap.
A quickie, huh? I guess that's ok.

Joie 02-23-2007 09:34 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Simplex3
You think I'm going to be offended by not being lumped in with you f**kers?



:)
I thought he was trying not to offend the rest of us. :p

Joie 02-23-2007 09:36 PM
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Originally Posted by el borracho
A quickie, huh? I guess that's ok.
Better than nothing at all. I promise it'll be so good you'll want to make me happy next time. :p

Smed1065 02-23-2007 09:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Joie
I thought he was trying not to offend the rest of us. :p

I agree but they say they say reality is your own perception.

:hmmm: :)

Simply Red 02-23-2007 09:37 PM
I have a football related question :eek:

So whoever: How good/bad will Brody Croyle really be at this level? I'd venture to guess about as good as Brian Griese. JMO

el borracho 02-23-2007 09:39 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Simply Red
I have a football related question :eek:

So whoever: How good/bad will Brody Croyle really be at this level? I'd venture to guess about as good as Brian Griese. JMO
At least as good as Matt Blundin was at this level. Probably even better.

Joie 02-23-2007 09:40 PM
Have any of you ever had dental work done under sedation?

el borracho 02-23-2007 09:40 PM
OK, I don't really know. I've never seen Croyle play.

Simply Red 02-23-2007 09:41 PM
Anybody else?;

el borracho 02-23-2007 09:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Joie
Have any of you ever had dental work done under sedation?
I've had nitrous at the dentist before. Is that what you mean by "sedation"?

Simply Red 02-23-2007 09:43 PM
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Originally Posted by el borracho
I've had nitrous at the dentist before. Is that what you mean by "sedation"?

She spelled S E D U C T I O N wrong.

Joie 02-23-2007 09:44 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by el borracho
I've had nitrous at the dentist before. Is that what you mean by "sedation"?
No. I can't have nitrous so they're going to use a nice sleeping pill and some narcotics. I'm petrified of the dentist and I wanted honest opinions on if it helps. I had a checkup today and they let me listen to Pink Floyd on headphones. That helped some. I'm hoping to be "comfortably numb" the whole time.

Simplex3 02-23-2007 09:44 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Joie
Have any of you ever had dental work done under sedation?
Don't be a pussy.

Simply Red 02-23-2007 09:45 PM
Milkman acts all big n bold throughout the week but come the weekend the pussy is nowhere to be found but IN HIS BED!

Joie 02-23-2007 09:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Simplex3
Don't be a pussy.
When it comes to the dentist I am the biggest pussy you ever met.

Simplex3 02-23-2007 09:46 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Joie
No. I can't have nitrous so they're going to use a nice sleeping pill and some narcotics. I'm petrified of the dentist and I wanted honest opinions on if it helps. I had a checkup today and they let me listen to Pink Floyd on headphones. That helped some. I'm hoping to be "comfortably numb" the whole time.
WTF? You need to learn to remove your expectations.

Simplex3 02-23-2007 09:47 PM
Joie, how long until this dentist appointment?

Simply Red 02-23-2007 09:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Simplex3
WTF? You need to learn to remove your expectations.

So you only talk to the chicks now?

pussy

Simplex3 02-23-2007 09:48 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Simply Red

So you only talk to the chicks now?

pussy
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Joie 02-23-2007 09:49 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Simplex3
Joie, how long until this dentist appointment?
Had a checkup today. Probably another two weeks or so until the major work is done.

Simply Red 02-23-2007 09:49 PM
If I win the MEGA-MILLIONS tonight this will be called Chief Ryan's Planet. JFYI

Simplex3 02-23-2007 09:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Joie
Had a checkup today. Probably another two weeks or so until the major work is done.
Two weeks is plenty of time. Are you open minded? ...and no, this is not some smart ass maneuver.

Simply Red 02-23-2007 09:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Simply Red
If I win the MEGA-MILLIONS tonight this will be called Chief Ryan's Planet. JFYI

177 Million

Joie 02-23-2007 09:52 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Simplex3
Two weeks is plenty of time. Are you open minded? ...and no, this is not some smart ass maneuver.
Not really. I had a very traumatic childhood visit to the dentist and simply can't handle it. I know they need fixed though.

Joie 02-23-2007 09:53 PM
I wouldn't even make the initial appointment.

Simply Red 02-23-2007 09:54 PM
I'm basically talking to myself tonight so see ya'll tomorrow.

Simply Red 02-23-2007 09:55 PM
Don't feel guilty that I didn't reach 3 k tonight really...

Joie 02-23-2007 09:55 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Simply Red
I'm basically talking to myself tonight so see ya'll tomorrow.
Do we get emails if you own us?

Simply Red 02-23-2007 09:56 PM
Pussys

Joie 02-23-2007 09:56 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Simply Red
Don't feel guilty that I didn't reach 3 k tonight really...
If you've got a goal postwhore away. Don't be a pussy and hold us accountable.

Simply Red 02-23-2007 09:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Joie
Do we get emails if you own us?
wha?

Joie 02-23-2007 09:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Simply Red
wha?
you mentioned owning ChiefsPlanet...or did I misread?

Simplex3 02-23-2007 09:58 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Joie
Not really. I had a very traumatic childhood visit to the dentist and simply can't handle it. I know they need fixed though.
See, you have an expectation that the experience will be bad. All pain and suffering derive from our expectations. If you can remove those expectations you can avoid the bad experiences.


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