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IT'S ON LIKE DONKEY DONG!
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wear clean underoos, you know, just in case
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Chicks dig it. They want to feel your throbbing cock straining against the rough fabric of your pants. EDIT - I should have said "show me the ropes. And your tits." |
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Shit!
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OK. She told me about where she lives, so I'm assuming she still wants to go out. I kind of like this place:
http://houston.citysearch.com/profile/9857856 Or this one: http://houston.citysearch.com/profil...ren_s_inn.html OR THIS ONE! http://houston.citysearch.com/profil...davenport.html |
Guess I should take a hint.
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If you have this much trouble simply asking her out for a drink, then she's going to have to smother you with labia for you to recognize that hint.
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What the shit.
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You are a ****ing reerun
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SALVAGE OPERATION IN PROGRESS
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