I can't just yet, but someday I may PM you to take you up on it.....


One of my fantasy goals for the future, on my 65th B-day, smoke some weed, get into a high speed chase running from the Popo (ok, not sooooo highspeed as just run from them).

I'd probably spend a few weeks in the slammer, but the look on the copper's faces when they finally catch me will be worth it.

He's had his moments, the experiment show was quasi-funny, at times....

YO YO

Hey everybody my name is Joe
I gots a story to tell
and you probably should know
that i stole yo mail
and im going to jail
and this jail is a wreck
i feel like im in heck
all because i stole your welfare check

You'll be much too paranoid for that.

Weed is best smoked at home, with a couple good buddies, and a couple good movies.

In my experience, anyway.

WTF are you laughing at, and why aren't you finding those NBA eastern vs western conference statistics to prove me wrong?

An old lady did that a few years ago in my hometown. A chase, the top speed was 20 miles an hour...she said she didn't see the flashing lights.

well then, I'll smoke in my birthday, and wake up have breakfast and go for a Sunday drive....

:)

Those'll be the best eggs you ever had.


:p

Watch out, the cops look for any reason to kick your ass. If you live in the KC area, you prolly heard about the explosion on Delaware here in Independence. Well, my buddy got kicked out of his house and due to bad timing, had no place to go so he went to a house close by that got damaged and was empty. Long story short the cops showed up and he hid under a collapsed wall, they saw his feet and told him to come out. When he did, he stood up, put his hands in the air and asked what was going on. Then a cop yelled that he was trying to run and they all beat his ass. He's covered in scabs and bruises.

oh, no - I will at least go 45......


BTW, in case you didn't know, I was a cop for 12 years and am trying to get on with a department in the St. Louis area.

So that's why no dope for now, but someday I have to go out a tangent, smoke some of this stuff and break a few laws for once in my life.....

I'll answer both question with one answer. I'm stoned.

What did I miss that got your name changed to Phobia's nut?

I knew you were a cop...

A little weed wont kill ya. I'm a big drinker, and honestly... I think weed is less harmfull. That's just one drunks opinion.

Yeah, yeah. But as a 65 year old, I probably won't look like a threat, in fact, I'm betting the cops will do a double take, when they see me....

If I don't look old and skippyish enough, then I'll wait another ten years....

Hell if I know... I missed the joke.

I don't mind though... I haven't been "moderated" since Phob was runnin' the show.