That's too bad. :shake:

LMAO

And all I was going in for was a prescription refill. I had no idea I was gonna get a finger up the bum. Quite a shock, when you're not expecting it and you've only had one doc do it and it was a good 13 years ago.

I called my wife and started the conversation with, "You do it better!" LMAO

Then I told my dad. "My doctor stuck two fingers up my ass!" My dad said, "TWO fingers?!?" I said, "Well, it FELT like two fingers... either that or he has one fat index finger!" :shake:

Just a few of the brave horny souls
but lightening bugs are back

Bored............again.

Why is everything and everybody soooo fuuuuuugggin' sloooooow today?!

Why can't I take a damn vacation?!

I'm shaking b/c I'm fuggin' starving... is it too much to ask to have an uninterrupted lunch?!

Me: "Hey Doc... I'm having panic attacks and extremely stressed out, what can I do or take for this?!"

Doc: (in a middle eastern accent) "Stop smoking, stop drinking caffeine, and just let go of your worries."

Me: :facepalm:

A ginger pornstache
gee I don't know

LOL, dont hate on the stache...if I could track down a picture, Shaun Hill (well, when he was a 49er) was rocking a pretty legit porn stache a while back

WTF, dude? :mad:

:shake:

sitting here suckin' on my big ol' chilidog!

I like chili dogs,but I'd never explain eating one in the manner you did.ROFL

Kudos to you if you can reach. I'd never leave the house.

Oh, wait... you meant an actual chili dog. My bad.

Aww, come on guys. Just having a little fun.

i think we found out their hair color ROFL