Thank you. Channel changed!

No need to record it, I'll let you know what happens here in a few minutes.

Does aces own a brush hog?

I'll fuggin' put you on ignore.

Why are we so fascinating to you?

http://www.pistolwimp.com/media/4719/

God, I love that bit.

I'm sure Milkman will be happy to quote me for you.

ROFL now thats funny.

What?

I like screwing with n00bs and seeing how much they can take. :shrug:

He is a perv-next question-what is your fav position. :p

I kind of like the running back. Although it is hard to pick one position. :p

Everyone knows 500 lighters= 23 M80's

It will just blow the windows out-tried before.

http://www.milkandcookies.com/keywords/triumphdog/

Anyone that hasn't seen all of these should take the time. Some of the funniest s**t you'll ever see.

And would that running back spit or swallow when coming off the sidelines for a blow? :)

Try to keep up will ya-I know its getting late.

You'll have to ask LT if he spits or swallows. I really don't know.

You give love a bad name.

I would guess spit when he is mad which is most of the time.

Awww......are you guys breaking up? :(

Jay Z would know.

Sim is a big Bon Jovi fan.

That could be the biggest insult I've gotten here.

Whad up whad up?

Bad Medicine huh?

If the thread wasn't pussified before-it is now. :)

Ok, I hate to add to tonight's overpussification, but I have to go to bed early so I can get up early so I can stand in line to get my 3yo son into the preschool of choice.

:shake:

PUSSY Bon Jovi lover.

Pussy...

A good Dad.

But still a Pussy. Good luck!

I show up and you pussy out? Talk about a pussy.

I was just waiting for the reinforcements.

Just be aware that Pussly Red admitted he gets perms.

I'm headed to bed!

I'm outta here. Later folks.

Must be pooped huh-lol

What a pussy.

Permed Pussy!!

A pussy that gets a perm is always a pussy. So good night pussy.

What chicks? We're gonna need signatures from these chicks.

I bet you wouldn't say that to Richard Simmons face to face-lol

It would be very easy for me to call Richard Simmons a pussy to his face. Why? Because he is a pussy.

Am I really this boring?

You do know how to kill a thread, don't you?

I'm really excited about taking three midterms next week :doh!:

:loser:

Here's a quarter.

http://collecting-us-coins.com/pictu...er-reverse.jpg

# When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Bill Callahan.

# Bill Callahan doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

# There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Bill Callahan has allowed to live.

# Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Bill Callahan.

# Bill Callahan does not sleep. He waits.

# Bill Callahan is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

# Bill Callahan is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

# Bill Callahan counted to infinity - twice.


# When Bill Callahan does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

# Bill Callahan is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

# Bill Callahans hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

# There is no such thing as global warming. Bill Callahan was cold, so he turned the sun up.

# Bill Callahan can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

# Bill Callahan doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

# Bill Callahan gave Mona Lisa that smile.

# Bill Callahan can slam a revolving door.

# Bill Callahan does not get frostbite. Bill Callahan bites frost

# Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Billtatorship.

heh

Goodnight guys.

Good night pussy.

Turkey hit with magnitude 5.9 earthquake...Feathers everywhere :)

Really Sam, you are starting to make me regret the choice we made.


That is awful. Sounds like something Tina Fey would say.

DUB UH YOO

TEA

EFF

Study finds anorexia, much like diarrhea, may run in your genes

I have to have fun somehow. I just wasted five hours of my life at work.

John Matrix Reloaded?

Did you make money at work tonight?

well yeah, but that doesn't make it enjoyable.

customers think they're funny but they're not.

Let's not make any irrational decisions

Number one rule; smile and nod, smile and nod.

So why are you sharing their jokes here then?

That was too good to come from a customer.

Holy crap!

Your customers are even less funny than those sorry ass jokes?

you have no idea

Smile and nod, smile and nod.

Where do you work?

I need to know so I can be sure to avoid that hel hole of moronacy if I'm ever in the area.

Dull customers and wives get the same treatment, eh?

It isn't just where I work, it's Lee's Summit in general.

She knew what she was doing-attention whore.

smile and nod, smile and nod.

you guys are making me homesick

Mix it up a little.

Nod and smile, nod and smile.

I want to jump in this thread but im just not sure where

It gets really interesting after page one.

How do i post on page one?

throw in snarl some that keeps the meek ones at bay

Stay away!
It's dangerous!