ChiefsPlanet - *****Official Chiefsplanet "I have a random thought" Thread*****

You thought I was a ****ing ginger? JFC. :shake:

Disclaimer: No offense to gingers out there by any means. I'm sure God gave you plenty of talents. So much so, that you had to be born ugly to even it out. :p

Don't get shit twisted, I thought you to be a tan redhead.;)

Mr. Flopnuts

04-19-2010 12:16 AM

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Originally Posted by KurtCobain (Post 6685415)

Don't get shit twisted, I thought you to be a tan redhead.;)

LMAO Nice.

KurtCobain

04-19-2010 12:18 AM

So... I was thinking if Pioli really doesn't want Clausen at 5, then atleast grab a true playmaker, not Eric "bust" Berry. Tim "I'll Beat Your Ass" Tebow should be our pick.

Gonzo

04-19-2010 12:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 6685412)

He may have given them talent. But not a soul.
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KurtCobain

04-19-2010 12:23 AM

I had this little boil-type-thingy on my chest, and when I popped it, my ankle instantly itched like hellfire. Irony at it's best, gentlemen.

Lumpy

04-19-2010 08:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 6683547)

Have I ever told you how hot it is that you play poker? It makes me want to play poker. :hump:

Hot, huh? Is it because I have the ability to bluff old men and take all their chips? ;)

Mr. Flopnuts

04-19-2010 08:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Gonzo (Post 6685346)

ROFL

Definitely.

You'd hit it though.

http://www.celebrityclubber.com/wp-c...rt_of_want.jpg

Mr. Flopnuts

04-19-2010 08:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Lumpy (Post 6685600)

Hot, huh? Is it because I have the ability to bluff old men and take all their chips? ;)

Not many females are even interested in poker. Or sports. Or anything else that men enjoy. You post on a football board, and beat old men's asses at poker. You're a good girl.

Lumpy

04-19-2010 09:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 6685684)

Not many females are even interested in poker. Or sports. Or anything else that men enjoy. You post on a football board, and beat old men's asses at poker. You're a good girl.

I grew up w/ 3 older brothers and all my friends were boys. What's a girl to do? :shrug:

JD10367

04-20-2010 10:17 AM

Hot tip: if you go to your doc for routine bloodwork to get a prescription refill authorized, and you're over 40, do NOT tell him you're having some issues peeing. That guy had his finger up my ass faster than a $10 Tijuana whore. :shake:

Mr. Flopnuts

04-20-2010 10:18 AM

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Originally Posted by JD10367 (Post 6688421)

Let me guess, you have 4 more appointments with different doctors, all before 3pm today?

JD10367

04-20-2010 10:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 6688426)

Let me guess, you have 4 more appointments with different doctors, all before 3pm today?

At least this guy was quick and clinical about it.

I had a prostate exam done in my 30s. The doctor was a guy, not much older than me. I thought it was weird, as I was a little young for it. He seemed to take his time back there. :rolleyes:

Now that I think about it... can you check someone's prostate if both of the doctor's hands are on your shoulders? :shrug: Maybe he used some fancy prostate-checking device...

Mr. Flopnuts

04-20-2010 10:40 AM

ROFL

Lumpy

04-20-2010 10:42 AM

Did you at least get a reach-around, JD?!

ROFL

JD10367

04-20-2010 11:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Lumpy (Post 6688491)

Did you at least get a reach-around, JD?!

ROFL

Hell, I didn't even get a Tic-Tac. :(