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milkman 02-21-2007 09:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Halfcan
Yeah in High School- are they still around?
I'm sure they are, but that's irrelevent.

But the reference to "Chester" come from there, not Cheetos.

Halfcan 02-21-2007 09:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Joie
Thats why I asked. It seemed a little suspicious.
Somebody that times their own crap seems suspicious? :)

Simply Red 02-21-2007 09:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Halfcan
You have been delivering too much milk to grade schools- your smack is weak tonight. :rolleyes:

His smack on this thread doesn't have to be as polished. We are all dorks and well, we all kinda know it... :)

Halfcan 02-21-2007 09:10 PM
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Originally Posted by milkman
I'm sure they are, but that's irrelevent.

But the reference to "Chester" come from there, not Cheetos.
Oh I see- Good one!












:rolleyes:

Joie 02-21-2007 09:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Halfcan
Somebody that times their own crap seems suspicious? :)
Not the person themselves, but the ability to quote an exact time frame for the crap to take place.

milkman 02-21-2007 09:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Halfcan
You have been delivering too much milk to grade schools- your smack is weak tonight. :rolleyes:
I don't really do smack.

My best stuff is when I'm insulting dumbasses that I really dislike.

Halfcan 02-21-2007 09:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Simply Red

His smack on this thread doesn't have to be as polished. We are all dorks and well, we all kinda know it... :)
Coming from a guy that just timed his........ oh nevermind. :)

2112 02-21-2007 09:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Halfcan
You have been delivering too much milk to grade schools- your smack is weak tonight. :rolleyes:
LMAO That's some pretty weak ass Rush smack also,dude. :rolleyes:

Simply Red 02-21-2007 09:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Joie
Not the person themselves, but the ability to quote an exact time frame for the crap to take place.

Please! I've been crapin for years. Plus I happen to have a god given talent for estimating things time etc...

Halfcan 02-21-2007 09:13 PM
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Originally Posted by milkman
I don't really do smack.

My best stuff is when I'm insulting dumbasses that I really dislike.
Okay I will be on the look out for when that happens then.

Halfcan 02-21-2007 09:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Simply Red

Please! I've been crapin for years. Plus I happen to have a god given talent for estimating things time etc...
Good thing you didn't wipe or you would have been late-lol

Simply Red 02-21-2007 09:15 PM
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Originally Posted by milkman
I don't really do smack.

My best stuff is when I'm insulting dumbasses that I really dislike.
I thought you hated everybody! WTF?

milkman 02-21-2007 09:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Simply Red
I thought you hated everybody! WTF?
I do, I do.

But there are some that I hate more than others.

Simplex3 02-21-2007 09:18 PM
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Originally Posted by milkman
I do, I do.

But there are some that I hate more than others.
Poser.

Halfcan 02-21-2007 09:20 PM
Hate is just love turned upside down.

milkman 02-21-2007 09:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Simplex3
Poser.
4321

Simply Red 02-21-2007 09:22 PM
All I can say is: If you pussies can't estimate your own shit-session you had might as well give up on your dreams of becoming a surveyor!

milkman 02-21-2007 09:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Halfcan
Hate is just love turned upside down.
I don't even know what the hell that means.

Simply Red 02-21-2007 09:23 PM
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Originally Posted by milkman
I don't even know what the hell that means.
ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL !

Joie 02-21-2007 09:24 PM
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Originally Posted by milkman
I don't even know what the hell that means.
It is said that love and hate are opposite sides of the same coin.

Simply Red 02-21-2007 09:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Joie
It is said that love and hate are opposite sides of the same coin.
Pussy

milkman 02-21-2007 09:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Joie
It is said that love and hate are opposite sides of the same coin.
I haven't really looked all that closely, but I have never seen the words "love" and "hate" on a coin.

Halfcan 02-21-2007 09:26 PM
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Originally Posted by milkman
I don't even know what the hell that means.
Even a trampled daisy can smell sweet.

Simply Red 02-21-2007 09:27 PM
What happened to Simplex3's pussy ass?

milkman 02-21-2007 09:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Halfcan
Even a trampled daisy can smell sweet.
Not to someone who has no sense of smell.

Joie 02-21-2007 09:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Simply Red
All I can say is: If you pussies can't estimate your own shit-session you had might as well give up on your dreams of becoming a surveyor!
We'll all take timers with us and create charts so it can be a more precise estimation.

Halfcan 02-21-2007 09:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Joie
It is said that love and hate are opposite sides of the same coin.
And you can love and hate someone at the same time.

Joie 02-21-2007 09:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Simply Red
Pussy
I am a girl, you know....

milkman 02-21-2007 09:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Halfcan
And you can love and hate someone at the same time.
Okay, you dumbasses are really pussifying this thread.

STFU

Simplex3 02-21-2007 09:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Halfcan
Hate is just love turned upside down.
Much like shooting yourself in the head with a pistol. Please demonstrate for the class.

Simplex3 02-21-2007 09:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Simply Red
What happened to Simplex3's pussy ass?
F**k you. You're going to bed before this thread was even supposed to be bumped.

Halfcan 02-21-2007 09:31 PM
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Originally Posted by milkman
Not to someone who has no sense of smell.
A Rose by any other name, would be just as sweet.

milkman 02-21-2007 09:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Joie
I am a girl, you know....
Which makes you a pussy with a pussy.

Simplex3 02-21-2007 09:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Halfcan
A Rose by any other name, would be just as sweet.
I could go all Buddhist on you people right about now over this whole "two sides of the same coin, roses smell sweet" crap but I won't.

Simply Red 02-21-2007 09:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Simplex3
Much like shooting yourself in the head with a pistol. Please demonstrate for the class.

PssT!!!

Now that's how you post!!!

COOTERS!!! rochambeau

milkman 02-21-2007 09:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Halfcan
A Rose by any other name, would be just as sweet.
Have you met GoChiefs.

You two would make a nice couple, I think.

Joie 02-21-2007 09:34 PM
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Originally Posted by milkman
Which makes you a pussy with a pussy.
Good thing I don't have a cat. I'd be a pussy with a pussy that had a pet pussy.

Halfcan 02-21-2007 09:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Simplex3
I could go all Buddhist on you people right about now over this whole "two sides of the same coin, roses smell sweet" crap but I won't.
The man who aways falls short of his limitations-never truly know them.

Simplex3 02-21-2007 09:34 PM
I need a haircut. I'm going to try and get one tomorrow.

I'd tell you f**kers where my barber is, but he's really good and I don't like standing in lines.

Simply Red 02-21-2007 09:34 PM
I like Cooter. It is fun to say. It just feels natural

Simplex3 02-21-2007 09:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Joie
Good thing I don't have a cat. I'd be a pussy with a pussy that had a pet pussy.
I like petting pussy.

Halfcan 02-21-2007 09:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Joie
Good thing I don't have a cat. I'd be a pussy with a pussy that had a pet pussy.
and if your cat got caught out in the rain and then you had to get out of the shower to let him in......Oh nevermind.

Simply Red 02-21-2007 09:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Simplex3
I need a haircut. I'm going to try and get one tomorrow.

I'd tell you f**kers where my barber is, but he's really good and I don't like standing in lines.

Yeah you may not want to share that. Because I usually get a perm and a cut.

Halfcan 02-21-2007 09:36 PM
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Originally Posted by milkman
Have you met GoChiefs.

You two would make a nice couple, I think.
Does he like to bowl-lol

Halfcan 02-21-2007 09:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Simply Red

Yeah you may not want to share that. Because I usually get a perm and a cut.
a perm


Now the thread is pussified!

Simplex3 02-21-2007 09:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Simply Red

Yeah you may not want to share that. Because I usually get a perm and a cut.
I can assure you this place won't do a perm. See, it's a place where men go to get their hair cut by men while surrounded by men. All haircuts include clippers and a straight razor. There's a barber's pole out front. People use bad words and talk about sports. It rules.

Simply Red 02-21-2007 09:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Halfcan
a perm


Now the thread is pussified!
dude its no secret...

Simplex3 02-21-2007 09:39 PM
Someone remember to tell coffey that he needs to list all the one post losers in one line without carriage returns.

Simply Red 02-21-2007 09:40 PM
Umm the eighties are back.

milkman 02-21-2007 09:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Simply Red

Yeah you may not want to share that. Because I usually get a perm and a cut.
A perm?

How long does that take, Nancy?

Simplex3 02-21-2007 09:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Simply Red
Umm the eighties are back.
ROFL

Just as I fast-forwarded through a "Faster Pussycat" song on Pandora...

Simply Red 02-21-2007 09:41 PM
PUSSY

Joie 02-21-2007 09:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Simply Red
Umm the eighties are back.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Simply Red 02-21-2007 09:42 PM
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Originally Posted by milkman
A perm?

How long does that take, Nancy?

DUDE IF YOU call me Nancy again!!

milkman 02-21-2007 09:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Simply Red
Umm the eighties are back.
Eh....
Call me when the Sixties return.

Simplex3 02-21-2007 09:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Joie
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm with you. The 80's can be back in fashion all they want, I'm not joining in.

Joie 02-21-2007 09:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Simply Red
PUSSY
Says the guy that gets his hair permed. I don't even get my hair permed!

Simply Red 02-21-2007 09:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Simplex3
ROFL

Just as I fast-forwarded through a "Faster Pussycat" song on Pandora...

lol

milkman 02-21-2007 09:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Simply Red
DUDE IF YOU call me Nancy again!!
I'm shakin' Nancy.


Where's that smiley you wanted to have added, Simplex?

Simply Red 02-21-2007 09:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Joie
Says the guy that gets his hair permed. I don't even get my hair permed!
You don't get a perm?

Pussy

Halfcan 02-21-2007 09:44 PM
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Originally Posted by milkman
Eh....
Call me when the Sixties return.
Dont you mean 50's

Simplex3 02-21-2007 09:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Joie
Says the guy that gets his hair permed. I don't even get my hair permed!
Nobody cares. The real question is if you SHAVE. You know, DOWN THERE.

http://www.borednet.com/th_img/629.jpg

Joie 02-21-2007 09:45 PM
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Originally Posted by milkman
Eh....
Call me when the Sixties return.
The 60s came back in the 90s. Where were you?

Simply Red 02-21-2007 09:45 PM
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Originally Posted by milkman
I'm shakin' Nancy.


Where's that smiley you wanted to have added, Simplex?
That smiley is old news I saw it like last year... :)

Simplex3 02-21-2007 09:45 PM
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Originally Posted by milkman
I'm shakin' Nancy.


Where's that smiley you wanted to have added, Simplex?

milkman 02-21-2007 09:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Halfcan
Dont you mean 50's
Nah.

Chiefs weren't around then.

Simplex3 02-21-2007 09:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Simply Red
That smiley is old news I saw it like last year... :)
Where you getting a perm at the time, Diedra?

milkman 02-21-2007 09:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Joie
The 60s came back in the 90s. Where were you?
Working.

Simplex3 02-21-2007 09:47 PM
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Originally Posted by milkman
Working over Dexter's manhood.
FYP.

Halfcan 02-21-2007 09:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Simplex3
Nobody cares. The real question is if you SHAVE. You know, DOWN THERE.

http://www.borednet.com/th_img/629.jpg
I trim up down there- don't want my girl to get any pubs stuck in her teeth.

I don't think girls like to find a birds nest when they are going down.

Joie 02-21-2007 09:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Simply Red
You don't get a perm?

Pussy
I have long hair. Perms are damaging.


Thread officially pussified.

Halfcan 02-21-2007 09:48 PM
Oh was that directed at Joie??

Simply Red 02-21-2007 09:49 PM
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Originally Posted by Simplex3
Where you getting a perm at the time, Diedra?
No I seldom get that special smiley when I get a perm.

Simplex3 02-21-2007 09:49 PM
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Originally Posted by Joie
I have long hair. Perms are damaging.


Thread officially pussified.
We could restore it's original manly luster if you'd just answer my shaving question.

Halfcan 02-21-2007 09:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Simplex3
We could restore it's original manly luster if you'd just answer my shaving question.
Chester

Bugeater 02-21-2007 09:50 PM
Just in case anyone's interested, the Mythbusters are getting ready to attempt to blow up a car with 500 disposable lighters.

Simplex3 02-21-2007 09:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Bugeater
Just in case anyone's interested, the Mythbusters are getting ready to attempt to blow up a car with 500 disposable lighters.
I'm Tivo-ing it.

Tomorrow I'll get to watch that AND Dirty Jobs. It'll be like a TV wet dream for me.

Simply Red 02-21-2007 09:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Halfcan
I trim up down there- don't want my girl to get any pubs stuck in her teeth.

I don't think girls like to find a birds nest when they are going down.

Screw that! I get extensions at this African shop I go to after I get my perm(same trip)

milkman 02-21-2007 09:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Halfcan
Oh was that directed at Joie??
Duh.

LMAO

Joie 02-21-2007 09:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Simplex3
We could restore it's original manly luster if you'd just answer my shaving question.
I'm ok with it being pussified.




Lets just say I haven't had any complaints. :p


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