The "roast" of The Talking Can was right on point because he flies under the radar. Great ****ing poster who is funny as shit, and SNR did a great job of bringing these elements into the light.

Hamas is justly ranked. No question. But there could have been a true roast, and it could have been ****ing epic. Epic. But the problem is that Hamas has teeth, and he bites back, so I admit that I was looking forward to his potential response as much as I was to the original roast.

And these are the types of exchanges that make CP what it is, and these are the types of back-and-forths that separate the men from the sperm the shower water sweeps down the drain.

Clay is my introverted home boy from the mean streets of KC
SAUTO is like a father figure or some shit.
Same could be said for Flopnuts.
Simply Red - what a great guy all around.
SNR- top notch football takes
Dicky Elephant or whatever he is named now - same as SNR

I know there's more I'm forgetting, but that's a decent list.

It's a real thing that's been around for many generations.

Fourth Ghostbuster...****. My ass? How doth it tasteth?

LMAO. Keep up the good work, SNR. Hell of a job to keep working away on these roasts. Somewhere, my man BigRedChief--another good dude--is having sensual thoughts about The Academy.

I knew you grew up in a gay romantic chick flick.

As we close out this year, I'm going to wax nostalgic for a moment.

The tone of this place has grown soft. Very few mothers were told to be ****ed in '14, and apparently the great Pioli exorcism of '12 deforested the entire Roberto Alomar region, since I've seen nary one of his bushes shoved up someone's ass in the last calendar year.

****ing Charmin Lounge. Meanwhile, I'm just trying to get better. I'm just trying to practice here, Bowser! I'm just trying to practice, Iowanian!

The Lounge gets soft when the Chiefs are "winning."

We need some hardcore snuff QB porn to achieve hate-ons.

I dropped a legitimate "**** you, Alex Smith" when, earlier tonight, I watched Cole Stoudt stand strong in the pocket, get lit the **** up (helmet flying), yet deliver a beautiful TD strike down the field.

But '15 will be a good year to draft a WR. It's always wise to wait until the year after the deepest WR crop of all time to make a move. Prudence is always the best path.

On a completely unrelated note, I've eaten like 4 cups of homemade applesauce today.

It's good.

You feel snubbed? Seriously?
I've been on this board for ten years. (Off and on) I help keep you assholes in line...
I'm resigning my commission.

There's no way I'm getting this done tonight. So it's coming in two parts.

Just save it til tomorrow evening.

someone has to explain to me how GoChiefs, the flip-flopping troll, is a better poster than Rain Man.

He's maybe top 25. Before he ruined Chiefs football talk on this board, top 10. Now? He's terrible.

I've never tried to burn someone alive.