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SAUTO 05-27-2014 08:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by htismaqe (Post 10654534)
End of June bro. Gotta be patient.

LMAO I sent him one

milkman 05-27-2014 08:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rico (Post 10654470)
Is it a surprise? Someone who, to this point, refused to engage in "popularity contests?"

I'm assuming that this is a reference to me, and hell, I can't even count to 101, much less come up with 101 posters to roast.

milkman 05-27-2014 08:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO (Post 10654533)
I'll le you know if I see any thing that smells fishy

Rico's wife?

SAUTO 05-27-2014 08:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by milkman (Post 10654540)
Rico's wife?

Never saw her

crazycoffey 05-27-2014 08:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO (Post 10654533)
I'll le you know if I see any thing that smells fishy

If it smells like fish; eat all you wish.
If it smells of cologne; leave it alone,
Cause that bitch is hiding something!

htismaqe 05-27-2014 08:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO (Post 10654535)
LMAO I sent him one

I'm about out. Gonna have to make a purchase here soon.

On the bright side, I got the first of my reports done tonight. 29 pages of bullshit followed by a bottle of champagne.

**** I'm stupid.

Pasta Little Brioni 05-27-2014 08:36 PM

I did try to get milk to do the bottom 101 ROFL unfortunately he declined us of comedy gold

George Liquor 05-27-2014 08:36 PM

Damn it. I didn't make 90-100.

Better luck next year I suppose.

rico 05-27-2014 08:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by milkman (Post 10654537)
I'm assuming that this is a reference to me, and hell, I can't even count to 101, much less come up with 101 posters to roast.

You were my, "totally shocking to everyone" sleeper pick, I guess.

I think it's Simply Red...or maybe someone who hasn't been active in a while...

SAUTO 05-27-2014 08:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crazycoffey (Post 10654542)
If it smells like fish; eat all you wish.
If it smells of cologne; leave it alone,
Cause that bitch is hiding something!

Guess there's a reason you are a cop and I'm not...

htismaqe 05-27-2014 08:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BDj23 (Post 10654565)
Damn it. I didn't make 90-100.

Better luck next year I suppose.

Who are you again?

rico 05-27-2014 08:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by milkman (Post 10654540)
Rico's wife?

LMAO

I'm assuming you didn't catch the pics of my wife last year. Y'all will have to just take my word for it, but she doesn't smell like fish...and she doesn't look like she would smell like fish either. :)

htismaqe 05-27-2014 08:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO (Post 10654578)
Guess there's a reason you are a cop and I'm not...

Coffey:

http://076dd0a50e0c1255009e-bd4b8aab...l/original.jpg

Us:

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-a2dPXElpz-...p-in-smoke.jpg

Pasta Little Brioni 05-27-2014 08:41 PM

You may find out at the end....or not. It's a mystery :evil:

milkman 05-27-2014 08:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rico (Post 10654583)
LMAO

I'm assuming you didn't catch the pics of my wife last year. Y'all will have to just take my word for it, but she doesn't smell like fish...and she doesn't look like she would smell like fish either. :)

Just flippin' ya some shit in this thread.

htismaqe 05-27-2014 08:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PGM (Post 10654595)
You may find out at the end....or not. It's a mystery :evil:

FTR, I don't even know who it is.

SAUTO 05-27-2014 08:41 PM

LMAO

crazycoffey 05-27-2014 08:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO (Post 10654541)
Never saw her

Do I have to explain why you smelled Acqua di Gio?

milkman 05-27-2014 08:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by htismaqe (Post 10654602)
FTR, I don't even know who it is.

Useless bastard!

Pasta Little Brioni 05-27-2014 08:43 PM

There may or may not be multiple people making picks :)

htismaqe 05-27-2014 08:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crazycoffey (Post 10654605)
Do I have to explain why you smelled Acqua di Gio?

Do lots of strange guys bang your wife?

milkman 05-27-2014 08:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PGM (Post 10654617)
There may or may not be multiple people making picks :)

Mr. Kotter!

htismaqe 05-27-2014 08:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by milkman (Post 10654621)
Mr. Kotter!

Now that would be epic.

Of course, that's going to make the actual process of populating the list A LOT harder, considering about half of the truly active posters here are Kotter mults...

crazycoffey 05-27-2014 08:45 PM

I would've went Sledgehammer..... But Not bad....

rico 05-27-2014 08:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by milkman (Post 10654599)
Just flippin' ya some shit in this thread.

http://www.totalprosports.com/wp-con...ed-off-gif.gif

Pasta Little Brioni 05-27-2014 08:46 PM

Did he **** B E P?

crazycoffey 05-27-2014 08:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by htismaqe (Post 10654620)
Do lots of strange guys bang your wife?

It was Rico's wife.... He said she didn't smell fishy.

Keep up, my wife scissors other girls sometimes, but let's me join in

htismaqe 05-27-2014 08:50 PM

Mexican Americans!

Like education...

So they go to night school, take Spanish...

And get a BBBBEEEEEEEEEE!

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_smDnMQDI7h...1221231707.jpg

Pasta Little Brioni 05-27-2014 08:51 PM

Where has raised on riots been?

Could this be his triumphant return?

Pasta Little Brioni 05-27-2014 08:52 PM

So far I give this 8 and a half pooties

digger 05-27-2014 08:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PGM (Post 10654668)
Where has raised on riots been?

Could this be his triumphant return?

Red Herring.

Pasta Little Brioni 05-27-2014 08:53 PM

So clues on the next entrants....coming up we have a negative nancy and another female.

htismaqe 05-27-2014 08:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PGM (Post 10654674)
So far I give this 8 and a half pooties

8.5?

So that's like "mom raided the liquor storage at the hotel and sent it to me along with the rent money?"

Pasta Little Brioni 05-27-2014 08:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by htismaqe (Post 10654699)
8.5?

So that's like "mom raided the liquor storage at the hotel and sent it to me along with the rent money?"

:hmmm: frazod is a Cardinal fan

TimBone 05-27-2014 09:00 PM

So, when Htis makes the list, does he roast himself?

htismaqe 05-27-2014 09:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flybone McTimmerson (Post 10654722)
So, when Htis makes the list, does he roast himself?

I don't make the list. I just do the roasts.

I would really enjoy roasting myself.

Almost as much as Clay enjoys fellating himself.

Molitoth 05-27-2014 09:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by htismaqe (Post 10654663)
Mexican Americans!

Like education...

So they go to night school, take Spanish...

And get a BBBBEEEEEEEEEE!

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_smDnMQDI7h...1221231707.jpg

:clap:


http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/iTY6HTJoEkM/hqdefault.jpg

Pasta Little Brioni 05-27-2014 09:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by htismaqe (Post 10654725)
I don't make the list. I just do the roasts.

I would really enjoy roasting myself.

Almost as much as Clay enjoys fellating himself.

Roast your self brah

htismaqe 05-27-2014 09:05 PM

Mexican Americans!!!!

Have names like Chata, and Chela, and Chema...

And have a son-in-law named JEFF.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_smDnMQDI7h...1221231707.jpg

htismaqe 05-27-2014 09:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PGM (Post 10654740)
Roast your self brah

I'll wait. I'm sure I'll make the list. :D

crazycoffey 05-27-2014 09:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by htismaqe (Post 10654725)
I don't make the list. I just do the roasts.

I would really enjoy roasting myself.

Almost as much as Clay enjoys fellating himself.

You giving him too much credit, or sharing personal knowledge?

htismaqe 05-27-2014 09:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crazycoffey (Post 10654759)
You giving him too much credit, or sharing personal knowledge?

He said he can suck his own penis.

crazycoffey 05-27-2014 09:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by htismaqe (Post 10654754)
I'll wait. I'm sure I'll make the list. :D

Who is this list maker, anyway?

Pasta Little Brioni 05-27-2014 09:09 PM

What rival fans will make the list? outside of the scourge of DC of course

crazycoffey 05-27-2014 09:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by htismaqe (Post 10654763)
He said he can suck his own penis.

He says he bangs hot girls now too.......

htismaqe 05-27-2014 09:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crazycoffey (Post 10654767)
Who is this list maker, anyway?

Doesn't matter who it is, I'm consensus top 15 material for sure.

htismaqe 05-27-2014 09:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crazycoffey (Post 10654780)
He says he bangs hot girls now too.......

He's also full of shit.

Literally.

milkman 05-27-2014 09:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crazycoffey (Post 10654767)
Who is this list maker, anyway?

Aliens.

TimBone 05-27-2014 09:11 PM

Anybody taking a stab at the top 10?

Rain Man
SNR
Simply Red
Bosschief
Clay
'Hamas'


I'd be dissapointed if a few of those guys werent there.

Pasta Little Brioni 05-27-2014 09:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by milkman (Post 10654789)
Aliens.

Midget aliens actually

TimBone 05-27-2014 09:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PGM (Post 10654776)
What rival fans will make the list? outside of the scourge of DC of course

Listo has to make the list. I also like Buck.

SAUTO 05-27-2014 09:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flybone McTimmerson (Post 10654795)
Anybody taking a stab at the top 10?

Rain Man
SNR
Simply Red
Bosschief
Clay
'Hamas'


I'd be dissapointed if a few of those guys werent there.

They might all be there. Good list.


And I was wrong

Pasta Little Brioni 05-27-2014 09:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flybone McTimmerson (Post 10654799)
Listo has to make the list. I also like Buck.

vailpass > listo and MHM

crazycoffey 05-27-2014 09:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by htismaqe (Post 10654781)
Doesn't matter who it is, I'm consensus top 15 material for sure.

You misspelled conflicted

SAUTO 05-27-2014 09:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PGM (Post 10654811)
vailpass > listo and MHM

Much cooler for sure

Pasta Little Brioni 05-27-2014 09:16 PM

The number one poster is....VONWAREWOLFE

Damn why did I have knowmo make the damn list!!!

TimBone 05-27-2014 09:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PGM (Post 10654811)
vailpass > listo and MHM

I like Vailpass alot....but I come here for laughs most of the time. Listo provides the laughs. Same reason I included Clay in my top ten guess.

crazycoffey 05-27-2014 09:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PGM (Post 10654797)
Midget aliens actually

I love midgets

Hammock Parties 05-27-2014 09:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flybone McTimmerson (Post 10654795)
Anybody taking a stab at the top 10?

Rain Man
SNR
Simply Red
Bosschief
Clay
'Hamas'


I'd be dissapointed if a few of those guys werent there.

The name is Zarth.

TimBone 05-27-2014 09:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO (Post 10654804)
They might all be there. Good list.


And I was wrong

Hopefully they're unveiling the listmaker at the end. Would be kind of a cop out for somebody to rank everybody amd then completely remain anonymous.

TimBone 05-27-2014 09:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Count Zarth (Post 10654829)
The name is Zarth.

This week.

Hammock Parties 05-27-2014 09:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by htismaqe (Post 10654786)
He's also full of shit.

Literally.

Not anymore! Thanks again. :)

Pasta Little Brioni 05-27-2014 09:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flybone McTimmerson (Post 10654830)
Hopefully they're unveiling the listmaker at the end. Would be kind of a cop out for somebody to rank everybody amd then completely remain anonymous.

Oh, they will know it's you when we get to number 1. TimBone

TimBone 05-27-2014 09:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PGM (Post 10654837)
Oh, they will know it's you when we get to number 1. TimBone

Nah....I'da had Rico and Salame much higher.

Dayze 05-27-2014 09:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by htismaqe (Post 10654663)
Mexican Americans!

Like education...

So they go to night school, take Spanish...

And get a BBBBEEEEEEEEEE!

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_smDnMQDI7h...1221231707.jpg

I wrote a song while you were singing that one.
"person of Hispanic heritages!........gonna kick you in the face"....(blues riff)

Gadzooks 05-27-2014 09:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flybone McTimmerson (Post 10654826)
I like Vailpass alot....but I come here for laughs most of the time. Listo provides the laughs. Same reason I included Clay in my top ten guess.

Agree on Listo. 3rd and 48ers should make the cut. He's funny, (you guys wouldn't appreciate it as much as I do), and He's taught us all how to live debt free. What more could you want from a rival poster?

RealSNR 05-27-2014 09:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crazycoffey (Post 10654767)
Who is this list maker, anyway?

hootismaqe is Pope Gregory. Hootie is the dove.

http://communio.stblogs.org/wp-conte...-with-dove.jpg

Pasta Little Brioni 05-27-2014 09:43 PM

Capn Tasty Cheeks eh?

milkman 05-27-2014 09:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SNR (Post 10654920)
hootismaqe is Pope Gregory. Hootie is the dove.

http://communio.stblogs.org/wp-conte...-with-dove.jpg

Think you're wrong.

It's bad girl.

TimBone 05-27-2014 09:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gadzooks (Post 10654911)
Agree on Listo. 3rd and 48ers should make the cut. He's funny, (you guys wouldn't appreciate it as much as I do), and He's taught us all how to live debt free. What more could you want from a rival poster?

Whoever changed his name to 3rd&48ers should automatically make the list. I believe it was Phobia.

Hammock Parties 05-27-2014 09:46 PM

No one gets SNR's references. No one. LMAO

TimBone 05-27-2014 09:46 PM

Speaking of which how come the mods don't post much anymore? I really enjoyed Flops posts at times.

Pasta Little Brioni 05-27-2014 09:47 PM

Wasn't Reighters douche of the year?

crazycoffey 05-27-2014 09:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Count Zarth (Post 10654931)
No one gets SNR's references. No one. LMAO

Yeah we did, we just didn't climax during the foreplay

BigRedChief 05-27-2014 09:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Count Zarth (Post 10654833)
Not anymore! Thanks again. :)

Provide a link to your thread and I'll move it to the Hall of Classics.

BigRedChief 05-27-2014 09:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flybone McTimmerson (Post 10654826)
I like Vailpass alot....but I come here for laughs most of the time. Listo provides the laughs. Same reason I included Clay in my top ten guess.

Laughs is the only criteria? I'm screwed.:(

TimBone 05-27-2014 09:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigRedChief (Post 10654949)
Laughs is the only criteria? I'm screwed.:(

For me It's a Big factor. It's obviously not the only criteria for whoever is making the list. I mean ChiefsandO'sfan is on the list for crying out loud.

crazycoffey 05-27-2014 09:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigRedChief (Post 10654949)
Laughs is the only criteria? I'm screwed.:(

Post a pic of your pecker, hilarity will surely follow.....

RealSNR 05-27-2014 09:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Count Zarth (Post 10654931)
No one gets SNR's references. No one. LMAO

http://37.media.tumblr.com/2ddedee6a...15e6o2_250.gif

Mr_Tomahawk 05-27-2014 09:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crazycoffey (Post 10654959)
Post a pic of your pecker, hilarity will surely follow.....

/no homo


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