I'm seriously concerned about you being heavy as you get older.

Heart disease, diabetes, you're at risk.

Did you lose the weight or not?

PS - People only get fatter as they get older if they don't maintain a healthy lifestyle. So, you're wrong. I'll be lean and sexy for life.

The evasion of the question says it all.

I'll leave the Planet for a month if frazod can prove he isn't "fluffy."

Never said I wasn't fat, gochiefs. It would be kind of dumb to deny it when dozens of people here have met me.

I'm just not sure why you think I should care what some basement-dwelling misfit dork like you thinks about it.

crazy world these days

I think that could go places.

SEXY places.

I'd suggest a gym membership, they're really quite healthy.

But would it be better than LJS?

I'd suggest a job, a girlfriend, and a life. But I guess they're really quite unobtainable.

Color me skeptical. Hush puppy's alone are hard to beat

Don't make this about me, Frazzy.

I just want to be debating the shittiness of Star Trek with you in 10 years.

Please invest in your long term health.

This.

I assume you'll have thrown yourself in front of a train long before that happens.

Only one way to find out!

I'm doing well, frazod.

I just wish for you to be lean and sexy with me.

Order both, take a bite of each and which ever one you want to finish is the winner.

Fixed, no charge....

WHOA WAIT

we should start a Top 101 Fast Food Meals of 2013 thread!!!

Demonpenz

Yeah, why make fun of them when you can judge them instead.

STFU you ****ing hypocrite.

what does the year have to do with it?

people will always be made fun of for being fat

The "I'm living in your mind," "he's living in your mind," lines are so tired.

Why are you so worried about it?

They are living in your mind.

Yeah reading these guys go back and forth acting like they are "owning" each other is pretty much the most embarrassing thing on this site. My two young daughters fight with more style.

HAI I BELEEV I OWE U RENT FOR LIVING IN YUR HED FOR THE LAST MONTH

It's not anout ownage. Lrn2troll.

I OWN ALL UR BRAINS SO HARD I BUILT A HOUSE IN EM AND THEN TOOK THE MIND-FRIDGE OUT OF MY BRAIN-HOUSE AND SHOT IT WITH MY MEMORY-GUN

Me.

ban assault memory guns

making fun of bellhops on the internet really puts your life in perspective, huh?

what's the difference between making fun of appearance or status? I'd say making fun of someone's job is just as ridiculous as making fun of someone's appearance online, no?

Frazod refers to me as "boy", "bellhop", and "waiter."

who's more pathetic?

I'm pretty good at insulting people...or making up insults that can really dig deep. It's a talent I have. Over the years I've gotten under the skin of Hamas Jenkins and DaneMcCloud. Those two are tough to break. I've gotten close a few times.

BUT IF YOU DON'T COME AT ME, I USUALLY WON'T COME AT YOU

Frazod is never going to beat me in a war of words. He's just not talented enough. Hamas? Yeah. It would be close. Frazod? Please. He's a layup. A layup with a 2" vertical leap.

:crybaby:

at least he bangs good looking girls now

what have you banged?

If I had a choice between my hand and whatever it is that you 'settled down' (and I bet there wasn't much settling) with...I've already made my decision.

Hand.

Frazod

Your life is terrible. Everyone knows it. You know we know it. I truly feel bad for you, if nothing else.

When are you going to bring up my luggage, boy?

see

his life is terrible

he's a fat, miserable **** with a fat, miserable wife and he literally hates his fat, miserable life

You're ridiculous.

:LOL:

DANCE BOY DANCE

And you might want to check with the numerous posters who have actually met my wife. Not fat. Hell, she's even conscious when I introduce her to people.

Agreed. Insulting someone on here is one thing, but insulting someone's wife, whom you've never had any interaction with, reflects poorly on the insulter, not the insultee.

should I bust out my don't care piano now or

...

?

besides, he insulted all of the girls I drug and rape, which reflects poorly on him, right?

and don't get ****ing mad at me because I can drink whatever I want, whenever I want, and eat whatever I want, whenever I want...and still have tremendous physique

it's not my fault

that

i have fantastic genes

jealousy only gets you so far

You seem really angry this morning, Pootie. Woke up alone with a raging cheap beer hangover and dried cum all over your hand? Seems like you'd be used to that by now.

Age will catch up with you. I really wouldn't be too proud of being relatively young. We all were once. It's not really an accomplishment.

JMO, but there's a difference between random drunken one night stands and someone's wife. Make fun of him all you want. No one cares. I will white knight for his wife, though. I have met her.

When men argue, it's fun. Throw stones at each other...but can we just leave our families out of this?

Zach Randolph?

what's wrong with cheap bear? I ****ing hate people who get all pretentious with beer. I'll ****ing drink Hamm's and PBR if I want. It's cheap, and it still gets me to where I want to be.

I don't give a shit about his wife I've never met. I hope they both get AIDS from overeating.

Dane's not hard to break at all, just bring up his fetish for touching little kids.

you are the gayest person on this website

well

that's true

he may have been a bad example

but him and I have had some epic battles over the years

I don't see why there should be a difference.

Oh shit looks like Bosschief is off Pootie's list.

I'm just saying

anyone who marries a dude with daddy issues and an ex wife who happens to be significantly overweight [I worded this horribly. I'm making fun of Frazod for being fat again]

probably isn't the catch of the century

BUT WHAT DO I KNOW? I JUST MOP THE FLOORS AT A PORN ARCADE.

Some people are sensitive about how people talk about their family. Some are sensitive about their job. Some are sensitive about their body weight. Some are sensitive about their education level. Some are sensitive about being accused of being racist, gay or pedophile. Why should family sensitivities rise above all of the other possible soft spots?

Probably more likely that you'll catch AIDS from nailing some trailer trash tranny while you're blasted on Natty Light. Boy.

sensitive people are gay

and I'd still take my life over yours

I think you're right.

If you marry a dude with daddy issues and then someone's ex-wife you're probably a person with a few things to work out...

couldn't have said it better myself

And gay people tend to be sensitive.

I'm not following...

It is so funny when people on the internet insult other people and then talk themselves up to try to boost their status and impress other people on the internet as to how awesome their life is as if anyone really cares and as if their written word behind a screen name is all that is necessary to validate those claims.

lets see

be an ultra cool guy with an ultra cool personality with amazing wit and beautiful hands but have AIDS

or

be an ultra fat guy with a terrible personality, terrible family, zero wit and hoards of back hair

yep

taking AIDS

Hey, whoah man, that's not funny.










And she wasn't a tranny - she just looked like one...

you are a ****ing idiot if you really take anything I say seriously

do you really think I parade around with all of this arrogance and do it because I'm being serious?

I'm ****ing joking around.

...but it's fun because it gets all of the ****ing depressed lunatic morons panties' in bunches

You do know that most people are laughing at you, right Hootie? Not with. I mean, it's one way to go, but I just sometimes wonder if you're self aware enough to get that.

LMAO

So did Halo50 bother with another rating or not?...

yeah

with a straight face

I'm really going to tell a bunch of people that I'm "ultra cool" and have an "ultra cool personality" with "amazing wit" and ... "great hands"

and not be ****ing kidding around

some of you are so dumb it hurts me

literally

it hurts me to know that people with no common sense exist

I hate it

Well, I guess Hootie answered my question. Good for you.

Oh, by all means, keep it. I'd hate for you to miss all the additional pain and failure you've got coming.

So you don't talk about your life and how awesome you think it is in comparison to others?

I'm hoping this was AFTER I stayed at stayed at your house, not before. LMAO

I thought that's what this thread was about...

Boy, Hootie can do a 180 faster than a fish out of water. It's actually rather impressive.

no

I don't know that

because I'm not a ****ing bundle of sticks with zero common sense

I do know that I can steer any thread any direction I want whenever I want to because I have countless people on this board who I can wrap up with every single post

if you really think I'm being serious when I post on this board you're just a queer. an old fashioned gay.

truth be told

I literally sit and laugh while I post. I just described myself as having "amazing hands."

so

to sum things up

you're dumb