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Dante84 06-26-2013 02:25 PM

Damn no luck here, either

http://7thspace.com/webmaster_tools/...generator.html

Mr_Tomahawk 06-28-2013 06:09 AM

@tbrayvol8: It was fun knoxville.

Tribal Warfare 06-28-2013 08:12 PM

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Great to catch up with my man Jordan Woodward at Sequoia Sandwich Company. Great burgers too. <a href="https://twitter.com/Kat_Woodward_">@Kat_Woodward_</a></p>&mdash; Tyler Bray (@tbrayvol8) <a href="https://twitter.com/tbrayvol8/statuses/350687176557727745">June 28, 2013</a></blockquote>
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Mr. Laz 06-29-2013 05:04 PM

Michael Kors ‏@MichaelKors 17 Jun
Invest in a glamorous purse. It’s one of the few accessories that you can use everyday of the year. http://mko.rs/Ki #MKSummer
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why does our franchise QB follow a purse designer?

Sweet Daddy Hate 06-29-2013 05:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Laz (Post 9783936)
Michael Kors ‏@MichaelKors 17 Jun
Invest in a glamorous purse. It’s one of the few accessories that you can use everyday of the year. http://mko.rs/Ki #MKSummer
Promoted by Michael Kors Dismiss
Followed by Heidi Klum, Tyler Brayand Kaley Cuoco.
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why does our franchise QB follow a purse designer?

I couldn't say, but I really, really, really, really like where this is going.

Tribal Warfare 06-29-2013 08:50 PM

http://prod.static.chiefs.clubs.nfl..../KC/9_Bray.jpg

Mr_Tomahawk 06-29-2013 08:52 PM

Noice! Where is that from?

Tribal Warfare 06-29-2013 08:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr_Tomahawk (Post 9784271)
Noice! Where is that from?

http://www.kcchiefs.com/team/roster/...-fdff645985be/

from the official website

Sweet Daddy Hate 06-29-2013 08:59 PM

That is a picture of a man who is going places.

Mr_Tomahawk 06-29-2013 09:02 PM

GHey...ghey GHEY!

http://prod.static.chiefs.clubs.nfl....rds/Stanzi.jpg

Mr_Tomahawk 06-29-2013 09:03 PM

Whats up with the Tyler Bra-y?

Why is there a space....?

Mr. Arrowhead 07-02-2013 03:41 PM

Tyler Bray ‏@tbrayvol8 47s

Grind!!! http://instagram.com/p/bR2EJfQQlp/

silver5liter 07-02-2013 03:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Arrowhead (Post 9788893)
Tyler Bray ‏@tbrayvol8 47s

Grind!!! http://instagram.com/p/bR2EJfQQlp/

I never understand why these people make reeruned videos like this

Mr_Tomahawk 07-02-2013 03:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by silver5liter (Post 9788897)
I never understand why these people make reeruned videos like this

Because reeruns comment on them...

Tribal Warfare 07-02-2013 04:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by silver5liter (Post 9788897)
I never understand why these people make reeruned videos like this

The Douche is strong in that one( Bray) :rockon:

Sweet Daddy Hate 07-02-2013 05:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tribal Warfare (Post 9789030)
The Douche is strong in that one( Bray) :rockon:

That is some PRIMO douche. This kid is the future.

Mav 07-02-2013 05:29 PM

Welll, uh, at least hes showing that he is taking conditioning seriously......Good first steps.

Mr. Laz 07-02-2013 06:49 PM

looks like he rocking a beer belly to me


don't suppose it matters much at QB but ...

Tribal Warfare 07-02-2013 07:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Laz (Post 9789232)
looks like he rocking a beer belly to me


don't suppose it matters much at QB but ...

how can you tell from a headshot

Mr_Tomahawk 07-02-2013 07:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Laz (Post 9789232)
looks like he rocking a beer belly to me


don't suppose it matters much at QB but ...

^^^ Doesn't know who Tyler Bray is ^^^


:LOL:

In58men 07-02-2013 07:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr_Tomahawk (Post 9789275)
^^^ Doesn't know who Tyler Bray is ^^^


:LOL:

+1

Ace Gunner 07-02-2013 07:46 PM

I would call it a bit of a "tire"
http://sinfl.files.wordpress.com/201...6434434648.jpg

Urc Burry 07-02-2013 08:04 PM

Bray put on a lot of weight the last year. Probably not the healthiest way.. But I would rather him have a little belly than be the twig he was for the majority of his time at Tennessee

Mr_Tomahawk 07-06-2013 06:20 AM

@tbrayvol8: American Fish Company. 🐠🐬🐟🐳🐋 http://t.co/exgbYFB7AQ



One of the comments said "saw you on sport center today"

Did anyone else catch that?

In58men 07-07-2013 09:50 PM

http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/07/08/4u6yqynu.jpg

Sweet Daddy Hate 07-07-2013 09:53 PM

Schweet.

Dante84 07-07-2013 11:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Inmem58 (Post 9797813)

Well, the first thing that jumps out is the noticeable lack of bicep and noticeable lack of pec.

Good thing he has a history of throwing the ball fast and deep, because that shit doesn't pass the eye test. You'd think an NFL backup QB would spend a good amount of time working out....

:/

Mother****erJones 07-07-2013 11:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dante84 (Post 9797942)
Well, the first thing that jumps out is the noticeable lack of bicep and noticeable lack of pec.

Good thing he has a history of throwing the ball fast and deep, because that shit doesn't pass the eye test. You'd think an NFL backup QB would spend a good amount of time working out....

:/

He's like 21. Have you seen Tom Brady pictures from his combine when he was drafted? Ya don't judge a book by its cover.

aturnis 07-08-2013 01:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mother****erJones (Post 9797946)
He's like 21. Have you seen Tom Brady pictures from his combine when he was drafted? Ya don't judge a book by its cover.

Umm yes, you do. How else can I pick a book up off the shelf and know if it will be any good. ****. Some people.

mdchiefsfan 07-08-2013 03:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aturnis (Post 9797984)
Umm yes, you do. How else can I pick a book up off the shelf and know if it will be any good. ****. Some people.

ROFL

Dante84 07-08-2013 10:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mother****erJones (Post 9797946)
He's like 21. Have you seen Tom Brady pictures from his combine when he was drafted? Ya don't judge a book by its cover.

Fair point. But still.... Lift, bro

confused 07-08-2013 10:10 AM

Because soaking your finger tips in Geno Smith's clam chowder for the past year wasn't enough, now it's segued into fapping to Tyler freaking Bray? I hear the Jaguars are looking at AJ Feeley, how about we all mope about the passing of THAT potential? Jesus tap dancing Christ LOL.

Mother****erJones 07-08-2013 10:17 AM

Shut the **** up falconqueer, not everyone has franchise QBs fall into their lap

Sweet Daddy Hate 07-08-2013 10:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mother****erJones (Post 9798310)
Shut the **** up falconqueer, not everyone has franchise QBs fall into their lap

:LOL:

confused 07-08-2013 10:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mother****erJones (Post 9798310)
Shut the **** up falconqueer, not everyone has franchise QBs fall into their lap

How many Dane Cook specials did it take for you to come up with that zinger sunshine? I hate to rustle your jimbobs, but Tyler Bray is nothing. In the next 10 years, I'll venture to say he sees the field as much as Aaron Hernandez. His only singificance is being the poster boy for shitty tattoos.

aturnis 07-08-2013 11:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FalconFan2 (Post 9798391)
How many Dane Cook specials did it take for you to come up with that zinger sunshine? I hate to rustle your jimbobs, but Tyler Bray is nothing. In the next 10 years, I'll venture to say he sees the field as much as Aaron Hernandez. His only singificance is being the poster boy for shitty tattoos.

This.

Mr_Tomahawk 07-08-2013 12:53 PM

Ricky Stanzi is still garbage and will be out of the league next year.

Mother****erJones 07-08-2013 02:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aturnis (Post 9798470)
This.

Eat shit Stanzi is trash. I've never said Bray is gona be Brady or anything but he was a top recruit in high school who never had the right coaching staff and his original coach left right after he went to UT. So **** yourself.


Only reason Stanzi was drafted was because Pioli was boyfriends with Ferentz

Mother****erJones 07-08-2013 02:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FalconFan2 (Post 9798391)
How many Dane Cook specials did it take for you to come up with that zinger sunshine? I hate to rustle your jimbobs, but Tyler Bray is nothing. In the next 10 years, I'll venture to say he sees the field as much as Aaron Hernandez. His only singificance is being the poster boy for shitty tattoos.

What the **** are you doing here and who the **** are you?

Mother****erJones 07-08-2013 02:11 PM

We're just having a little fun in this thread and you ignorant douchebags have to come and talk shit. Fist yourselves with your Stanzi the Panzi jersey.

InChiefsHeaven 07-08-2013 02:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dante84 (Post 9797942)
Well, the first thing that jumps out is the noticeable lack of bicep and noticeable lack of pec.

Good thing he has a history of throwing the ball fast and deep, because that shit doesn't pass the eye test. You'd think an NFL backup QB would spend a good amount of time working out....

:/

Dude, they can't all be Brady Quinn...

Sweet Daddy Hate 07-08-2013 02:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mother****erJones (Post 9798777)
Eat shit Stanzi is trash. I've never said Bray is gona be Brady or anything but he was a top recruit in high school who never had the right coaching staff and his original coach left right after he went to UT. So **** yourself.


Only reason Stanzi was drafted was because Pioli was boyfriends with Ferentz

This. Hot Garbages, that boy.

Mother****erJones 07-08-2013 02:18 PM

We had dogshit for QBs and he couldn't even sniff the field.

KC_Lee 07-08-2013 02:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by InChiefsHell (Post 9798795)
Dude, they can't all be Brady Quinn...

ROFLROFLROFL

Mr_Tomahawk 07-08-2013 02:26 PM

@tbrayvol8: Great workout today at AP with @Ben10Bray and @ScubaSt3v322

Mr_Tomahawk 07-08-2013 07:12 PM

@tbrayvol8: It was meant to be. http://t.co/w2OdDAnYNl

@tbrayvol8: One of the craziest fish I've seen. She was so scared. Haha http://t.co/wkOCoM7zMm

confused 07-08-2013 07:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mother****erJones (Post 9798777)
Eat shit Stanzi is trash. I've never said Bray is gona be Brady or anything but he was a top recruit in high school who never had the right coaching staff and his original coach left right after he went to UT. So **** yourself.


Only reason Stanzi was drafted was because Pioli was boyfriends with Ferentz

As opposed to the reason why Bray was drafted? Oh yeah that's right, he wasn't drafted, you skull-****.

And who the *** am I? Falconfan2. Why the **** am I here? To post? What the **** do you want me to say? I'm more of a lurker, but when I see threads like this, I can't resist. It's like a group of frat boys cumming over how good that shitty Mexican restaurant is across the street. Sure it's subjective I suppose, but use that testosterone on something else ya know?

KC_Lee 07-08-2013 07:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FalconFan2 (Post 9799559)
As opposed to the reason why Bray was drafted? Oh yeah that's right, he wasn't drafted, you skull-****.

And who the *** am I? Falconfan2. Why the **** am I here? To post? What the **** do you want me to say? I'm more of a lurker, but when I see threads like this, I can't resist. It's like a group of frat boys cumming over how good that shitty Mexican restaurant is across the street. Sure it's subjective I suppose, but use that testosterone on something else ya know?

http://multiversitycomics.com/wp-con...w=593&zc=1&a=t

confused 07-08-2013 07:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KC_Lee (Post 9799594)

That's the first Neil Degrasse Tyson meme I've seen since 2011. Bravo job my friend! Go ahead and Rick Roll me while you're at it. LMAO

So now that this Tyler Bray circle jerk is starting to slow down, let's get down to brass tacks. Would you pay 50 bucks to eat a bowl of Wheaties out of Bray's sphincter? None of that beating around the bush shit either.

Sorter 07-08-2013 07:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FalconFan2 (Post 9799613)
That's the first Neil Degrasse Tyson meme I've seen since 2011. Bravo job my friend! Go ahead and Rick Roll me while you're at it. LMAO

So now that this Tyler Bray circle jerk is starting to slow down, let's get down to brass tacks. Would you pay 50 bucks to eat a bowl of Wheaties out of Bray's sphincter? None of that beating around the bush shit either.

I lol'd at the first two sentences irl.

Mother****erJones 07-08-2013 08:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FalconFan2 (Post 9799559)
As opposed to the reason why Bray was drafted? Oh yeah that's right, he wasn't drafted, you skull-****.

And who the *** am I? Falconfan2. Why the **** am I here? To post? What the **** do you want me to say? I'm more of a lurker, but when I see threads like this, I can't resist. It's like a group of frat boys cumming over how good that shitty Mexican restaurant is across the street. Sure it's subjective I suppose, but use that testosterone on something else ya know?

ROFL Falconboy has to be an internet badass to make up for his 3 inch chode

Mother****erJones 07-08-2013 08:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FalconFan2 (Post 9799613)
That's the first Neil Degrasse Tyson meme I've seen since 2011. Bravo job my friend! Go ahead and Rick Roll me while you're at it. LMAO

So now that this Tyler Bray circle jerk is starting to slow down, let's get down to brass tacks. Would you pay 50 bucks to eat a bowl of Wheaties out of Bray's sphincter? None of that beating around the bush shit either.

Do the world a favor and hang yourself

confused 07-08-2013 08:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mother****erJones (Post 9799674)
ROFL Falconboy has to be an internet badass to make up for his 3 inch chode

4 posts in and you've already brought up phallic sizes? "Haha, I bet Falconboy shaves his pubes too right guys? Right?!" Meanwhile you've gotten extremely defensive because I've criticized the new golden calf of ChiefsPlanet. AKA the guy behind Chase ****ing Daniel on the depth chart. But by no means think I'm trying to rain on your undrafted free agent parade. Even though you'd undoubtedly give Tyler Bray a filthy Ramirez if given the chance, I think it's rather admirable the support you're giving him. LMAO

confused 07-08-2013 08:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mother****erJones (Post 9799693)
Tyler Bray has the most perfect jawline structure of all time, it so gets my jollies off! You ever hear that saying "4th string QB butts drive me nuts?" God it's so true lol.

okay.

Mother****erJones 07-08-2013 08:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FalconFan2 (Post 9799737)
4 posts in and you've already brought up phallic sizes? "Haha, I bet Falconboy shaves his pubes too right guys? Right?!" Meanwhile you've gotten extremely defensive because I've criticized the new golden calf of ChiefsPlanet. AKA the guy behind Chase ****ing Daniel on the depth chart. But by no means think I'm trying to rain on your undrafted free agent parade. Even though you'd undoubtedly give Tyler Bray a filthy Ramirez if given the chance, I think it's rather admirable the support you're giving him. LMAO

You are not raining on anyone's parade lol. We're just having fun with this thread. Eat a dick douchebag. Go back to your falcon board hoodrat

confused 07-08-2013 08:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mother****erJones (Post 9799795)
You are not raining on anyone's parade lol. We're just having fun with this thread. Eat a dick douchebag. Go back to your falcon board hoodrat

You didn't deny the filthy Ramirez bit. And I can't lie, that's the first time I've been called a hoodrat. This differs from your usual middle school locker room shtick.

Mother****erJones 07-08-2013 08:57 PM

http://aeryssports.com/aerys-offside...13/01/meme.jpg

confused 07-09-2013 12:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mother****erJones (Post 9799926)

.................he doesn't.

Mr_Tomahawk 07-09-2013 07:31 PM

@tbrayvol8: Another great workout today at AP with my cousin @Ben10Bray

@tbrayvol8: Dinner and a movie with the girlfriend and Jac. http://t.co/aUj6XRmMov

BigBeauford 07-09-2013 07:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FalconFan2 (Post 9799737)
4 posts in and you've already brought up phallic sizes? "Haha, I bet Falconboy shaves his pubes too right guys? Right?!" Meanwhile you've gotten extremely defensive because I've criticized the new golden calf of ChiefsPlanet. AKA the guy behind Chase ****ing Daniel on the depth chart. But by no means think I'm trying to rain on your undrafted free agent parade. Even though you'd undoubtedly give Tyler Bray a filthy Ramirez if given the chance, I think it's rather admirable the support you're giving him. LMAO

Congrats on your stupid ****ing signature. 3 qbs had more yardage, and 5 had more TDs in ONE season, not 1.5 seasons.

Mother****erJones 07-09-2013 10:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FalconFan2 (Post 9800317)
.................he doesn't.

You're right he has AS many playoff wins as Ryan

Matt Ryan 1 playoff win in what 4 seasons.

Russell Wilson had 1 playoff win in his rookie season this year. Go **** yourself with your Michael Vick bobble head

Titty Meat 07-09-2013 10:36 PM

Who are these idiots ruining a great thread?

Sorter 07-09-2013 10:38 PM

Is a filthy ramirez similar to a dirty sanchez?

InChiefsHeaven 07-10-2013 05:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sorter (Post 9802515)
Is a filthy ramirez similar to a dirty sanchez?

That's my assumption...

confused 07-10-2013 08:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigBeauford (Post 9802103)
Congrats on your stupid ****ing signature. 3 qbs had more yardage, and 5 had more TDs in ONE season, not 1.5 seasons.

Your tagline is "Gay for Bray". That's a disclaimer for every single ****ing thing you post that says "I'm a colon choker". Yeah yeah I know, it's an ongoing unfunny joke that numerous people are in on. If that's what legitimizes your homosexual tendencies, then go for it lavender cowboy. It's like a kid who kisses his best friend during a game of truth or dare. "I did it as a joke and it's all in good fun!" Doesn't matter, you're still a homo.
Quote:

Originally Posted by Mother****erJones (Post 9802498)
You're right he has AS many playoff wins as Ryan

Matt Ryan 1 playoff win in what 4 seasons.

Russell Wilson had 1 playoff win in his rookie season this year. Go **** yourself with your Michael Vick bobble head

So you were wrong. You posted a picture that says Wilson had more playoff wins. He doesn't. Nice save there shitbrick.
Quote:

Originally Posted by Bo's Pelini (Post 9802511)
Who are these idiots ruining a great thread?

Irrelevant I know, but I thought now would be a good time to say it. In the 4 or so years of me lurking on Chiefsplanet, you are the most obnoxious ass pirate of them all. Your role in the vast majority of threads you sneak into is similar to the guy that gets invited to things simply to get picked on and laughed at. Eat ass Ben Stein.
Quote:

Originally Posted by Sorter (Post 9802515)
Is a filthy ramirez similar to a dirty sanchez?

It's the cousin to the famed Dirty Sanchez. This excrement mustache is composed of diarrhea for a fashionable, modern look

Titty Meat 07-10-2013 09:14 AM

4 years of lurking and you somehow got the courage to post your shitty posts. Congrats now maybe you should leave.

confused 07-10-2013 09:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bo's Pelini (Post 9802848)
4 years of lurking and you somehow got the courage to post your shitty posts. Congrats now maybe you should leave.

I post once every blue moon, usually after a wide array of facepalms. Like I said, you're by far the worst. A lack of originality and stunned silence. How you've gotten to over 30,000 posts shoud be criminal.

Mr_Tomahawk 07-10-2013 07:22 PM

@tbrayvol8: Workout. http://t.co/j5pUuuKgaE

Canofbier 07-10-2013 08:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FalconFan2 (Post 9802818)
Your tagline is "Gay for Bray". That's a disclaimer for every single ****ing thing you post that says "I'm a colon choker". Yeah yeah I know, it's an ongoing unfunny joke that numerous people are in on. If that's what legitimizes your homosexual tendencies, then go for it lavender cowboy.

OH NO I THOUGHT I WAS BEING SO CLEVER BUT NOW I SEE THE ERROR OF MY WAYS THANKS DUDE

confused 07-10-2013 10:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Canofbier (Post 9804261)
OH NO I THOUGHT I WAS BEING SO CLEVER BUT NOW I SEE THE ERROR OF MY WAYS THANKS DUDE

Who are you?

HoneyBadger 07-11-2013 01:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FalconFan2 (Post 9804551)
Who are you?

Someone with more posts that you. Bitch.

Simply Red 07-11-2013 01:25 AM

this ****er was probably in a gang too.

Simply Red 07-11-2013 01:30 AM

Tyler Bray I mean - not the Falcon fan.

confused 07-11-2013 10:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 9804716)
Tyler Bray I mean - not the Falcon fan.

No you didn't, you meant me.
Quote:

Someone with more posts that you. Bitch.
He has more posts that me? So if he has more posts that you as well, that therefore he has superiority over you too right? If a waterhead registers and has more posts that you, is he also a better poster? I didn't know we defined quality posts on who has a higher post count that me. Get f8cked.

loochy 07-11-2013 11:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FalconFan2 (Post 9805203)
Get f8cked.

filter evasion

reported and banned

Dante84 07-11-2013 11:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FalconFan2 (Post 9805203)
I didn't know we defined quality posts on who has a higher post count that me.

N00b

Rausch 07-11-2013 11:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loochy (Post 9805321)
filter evasion

reported and banned

Whut....

loochy 07-11-2013 11:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rausch (Post 9805353)
Whut....

bant?

band?

confused 07-11-2013 12:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loochy (Post 9805321)
filter evasion

reported and banned

oh come on, don't be a ****ing pillowbitergot. You're not like the rest of these Bray blowing ****s are you?

KC_Lee 07-11-2013 12:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FalconFan2 (Post 9805491)
oh come on, don't be a f8cking f4ggot. You're not like the rest of these Bray blowing c^nts are you?

Yeah, be a super cool guy like FalconFan2!!!


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