Its been a quite a while since a naked man has tied himself ass up over a barrel in a prison shower like this....

H4Lo....yesterday, you seemed like someone who could probably fit in here. It is my recommendation that you take back your previous challenges. These effers will know your underwear size by 3pm.

That could be a great side business.

I wouldn't be concerned about the idiots, either. It's the clever ones about which you may want to be concerned.

If you say that again I'm gonna JIMP.

A hundred that *what* won't happen.

Define the terms of the bet....I'll be in the Loo next week anyway, so It would be easy for you to pay me.

I knew this was going to happen.

It's all fun and games 'til somebody puts an eye out.

And then it's just fun

I wish I wasn't so busy at work right now.

Its okay though, I'll have plenty to do over the weekend.

Preston____________ III
Waterloo, IA
21yrs oldl
Ties to Florida

dumbass

Put on a Seal Suit and crawl through a pit of hungry polar bears..........great idea!

Let's hope he's not interning for a lawyer.....

Rusty should come smoke pot with some of my sluttier friends!

I'm going to need DaFace's help on this one.

Luckily I have information that DaFace would really like to obtain, and vice versa.

We should be able to work something out.

Someone guide this lad to the HOC.

Get this kid laid, fercryinoutloud.

Problem solved!

Why didn't bring that up about a thousands posts ago?

I say his punishment should be letting Katipan play tetherball with his genitals.

H4L0

Read This

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=53132

If you wish to take back your challenge, let me know.

I debated it, but I only accepted Rusty as a friend the other day... What if he was a weirdo surrounded by a bunch of psychotic obsessive drama driven cum buckets?

And then they would know where I live too.

Rusty, if you don't mind being blindfolded and meeting on gravel road, you can come over. Don't mind the asp.

I was always one for grabbing the rope and flinging as hard as possible.

Howell?

"Here on Gilligan's Faaaaaaaaaaaarm"

*collective Planet groan, while going into fetal position*

There's a shock.

Preston Lacey III?

I'm still accepting this mildly worrisome offer if I'm Rusty. Porns have begun in similar fashion...

That's ****ing hot. I'll pretend to be Rusty if he won't do it.

Any invasion of my privacy and I'll be contacting my lawyer.

ROFL

LMAO
What privacy?

LMAO

Kids...they're so cute at this age.....

Maybe?

...with Katipan...and Donger too..
the slumdog millionaire...and his wife..
a message board star..the demonpenz
and Claaaaythan...

*sigh* fine. I retract my challenge.

I swear I've never seen this thread end out well. I'd shut up if I was you.

What kind of loser parents give their kid 3 first names?

You have no hope of getting out of here unscathed now.

Now you're starting to get the picture.

Why'd you have to go and double dog dare them?

You poor thing. Calling for the thunder and then complaining that it's too loud is somewhat unbecoming.

Hell no, there isn't any retraction once the lawyer card is played. You're done and you don't even know it.

Yup.

Excellent news!

Let's all go have a beer!

I'm so sorry for what's about to happen to your world.

I was reading the MO state laws, and there are hella loopholes. Iowa, also.

AWESOME!!!

It usually takes another couple of hours for that threat.

You word for word "CHALLENGED" and "INVITED" it..

If you can only afford 3 quarts of oil for your Pacer, you sure as hell can't afford Johnny Cochran.

Who is your lawyer, BTW?

Weak Sauce.

Everyone except Holly. She's a troublemaker.

*shrug* He asked if I wanted to decline and I did.

Dewey, Cheatum, and Howe

I'm not going to put my college acceptance on the line because of a small group of cyber-bullies.

(still highly doubt you could get my girl to break up with me though)

Hawkeye takes anyone.

this couldn't be MOORE fun

She's not your girl.

Remember?

You told us that.

I'm more worried about getting into Florida. CC is cake, its two years from now (and my loan requests) that I don't want to **** up. So, congrats, you win.

Okay, you should shut up now.

The funny part, is that you first rolled into this site, essentially threatening Rust to leave your boy alone, or you'd "knock on his door".....

An hour ago....you had potential to enjoy this place, its probably still possible.

Tell them you know DAKCMAN......he'll get you in.

With your vast intelligence and quick wit I'm surprised you can even get into the fridge.

Don't worry about it, Bobo's Clown School has really dropped their standards since the incident at the Johnson county fair back in '05. You're golden I'm sure.

And, 25 minutes later...

I haven't seen a defense like this since 1940. Even the French put up a better fight.

No one can get his girlfriend, Anna, who is friends with holly, preston but probably not "jeremy"...

No one could probably do anything with that and facebook.

I love the smell of ChiefsPlanet in full beatdown mode in the morning.

Is that a challenge?

Well, its not just Jeremey. If ANYONE messes with a friend of mine they get to meet me. I'm not much of a Chiefs fan though, never really followed them. I like the Royals, though. I'm a Bucs fan

I got goosebumps.

It doesn't matter, we've got dumbasses with many jersey colors here.




Anyone gets to meet you eh....your kung fu must be STRONG.


Muffassa!

He read about the Blitzkrieg and realized surrender was his only option.

Resistance is futile.

Oh haha. *shrug* I may stick around then. I took the time to make an account, and not all of you are idiots.

Oh and for the record I have nothing against Rustshack

So which one of these is you?

http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/i...6796482f36.jpg

http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/i...a3ad43e3ce.jpg

http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/i...bc29feb2b5.jpg

http://b1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/0...54120451_m.jpg

http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/i...090ebe1210.jpg

I'm sayin, I bet people in Iowa are just shitting down their legs at the possibility of running into this hump.

None of those are me. I'd post a picture of myself but I'm not allowed to.

Please tell me it's this one. ROFL

There are a couple of other Buc fans here....One was a dumb broad-ex gf of a guy who never learns about bringing girlfriends here, and the other gal must have eaten alot of paint chips.


I can tell you have potential to fit in..........but if the above 2 pages don't end up making an "interesting" google search with your name, you've been spared a Roman flogging.

I didn't say I was scary or intimidating, I just stick up for friends of mine.

Why would he want in with this pack of hyenas?

Its nothing new...I'm already terrified to go to the Loo.


There is nothing wrong with sticking up for your friends..........I would venture to say thats why the wolves were somewhat sticking up for rustshack. even if actually IS a dipshit, he's one of ours.


Look at Skip, getting soft with the noooobs.

Mer doesn't SEEM scary.....