Yeah. Folks beat up on that idiot on a daily basis.

Strangely, he seems to like it.

Whose user name?

LMAO

Since the Craigs list incident-I didn't think you were allowed to talk to girls on the Internet anymore-lol

"Kirstie."

It's probably Guntherfan.

so, who is Kristie Tynes anyway....

She's asking if Kirstie is an alt. (I think?)

My wife doesn't even like ribs.

Heh heh. I left the Caddychicks window open today. She was asking me about it. She thought it looked like a hookup site. Fortunately she knows I won't pay for it.

That's probably a good thing, since nobody's seen yours since about 1982.

Thank you, I'm here all week.

Well, if I were gonna love ya, that'd have to be the reason. It's all I could come up with on short notice.

Wow...I come in expecting to read pilings on and I get this? Civility? This place has lost its burst.

Seriously, though, Kirstie, congrats on surviving the fire. Hope it didn't leave any lasting side effects.

John Matrix

You don't have to pretend anymore, we all know you have a think for goatees.

Damn, this thing passed 1,000 posts. Somebody alert Skip. :D

If you can survive this place without a burning sensation, consider it a victory.

They all say that. At the start.

Asking if I'm a what?

No. I'm a Bronco "fan" (I'm not really a fan of any team anymore.) I'm here because I was tempted to ruin the life of another Bronco fan who ruined another guy's life because of a joke he posted on orangemane.

I didn't want to do time, so I switched boards.

He has been in be since 7:00 pm.

None...that have appeared yet at least

Jealousy doesn't become you, my dear.

But, for Kirstie, was I not very accurate with my guess about your nipples?

No. I'm a Bronco "fan" (I'm not really a fan of any team anymore.) I'm here because I would have tracked down and kiled another Bronco fan who ruined a guy's life because of a joke he posted on orangemane.

I didn't want to do the time for murdering the coward, so I switched boards.[/QUOTE]

Even claiming to be an "EX" Bronco fan-does not take away the Gayness.

good decision.

What?

What?

[QUOTE=Donger]Jealousy doesn't become you, my dear.

QUOTE]

Cat fight!!!!

1992 - at least be accurate. Jeesh.

A whore.

The answer is YES.

Watch for a bad rash in a couple of weeks.

LMAO...you don't give up...I'll give you that.

He said- He was a Gay Cheatin Donk fan- but

now he is an "EX" Gay Cheatin Donk fan-lol

alt = alternate username

If we're understanding correctly, Luv's asking if you are another regular poster who is posing as Kirstie.

I gotta tell you, if you are an alt, you have succeeded in the greatest prank in history.

Don't mind GOATSE, Kirstie. We'll throw him some pictures of R2D2 or Trent Green to distract him.

he has been typing with one hand for awhile now.

An "alt". We have several posters here who have multiple screen names (alt for alternate). We have a few celebrities here like Fatlock, but most are fake.

You are a miserable evil little man, aren't you?

or LJ with a Darth Vader suit on.

You have no idea.

Well, since I am NOT a celebrity...I don't need to use a fake name.

It's actually a curse. I have a gift, but it doesn't lend itself to polite conversation very well.

Regarding your breasts, I'd say a full A cup, maybe a small B? 34?

I didn't realize spouses of ex-Chiefs players would post here. And only in a thread about her. I just assumed. My bad.

Send me one of your hoochie clocks biatch and then get back out on the track.

We'll he's dead-on here.

Just tell him Nick Athan is calling and needs some editing help. He'll be on his knees in no time.

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It's time for this thread to be RICK ROLLED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's a horrible thing to say. There are ladies present.

Luv, too.

She's just a girl with the same last name. Hell, at one point I thought she was LT's sister.

You've got a lot of reading to do if you want to understand this whole thing. But to summarize:

Kirstie Tynes is in no way related to our ex-kicker.
Kirstie = the real Kirstie Tynes

You aren't worthy :D ...biatch.

hahaha

Celebrities here include player relatives and pretty much anyone who has 1000 post threads devoted to them. Or in other words, pretty much any women on the board.

:D

Hey Kirstie
 

Hey Kirstie: If you noticed there is a get together for Chiefs forum members for the Super Bowl and wondered if you would like to be my guest. I would be honored if you would accept. Look at the sticky threads, they are at the top of the list for the one about the Super Bowl party invite. I promise you I am a perfect gentleman and would treat you like a lady like you deserve. I don't know where you live but its North of Kansas City. PM me if your interested but I will have to know by tomorrow afternoon. Lots of fun games, drinking if your into that and watch the game with a bunch of Planteteers. Hope you can come. My treat.

No problem...but no relation at all.

Hell, order a pink too!

I wonder if Phob ever showed her that? LMAO

LMAO The more I think about it the only Brit musicians I know of are pretty silly with the exception of Bowie and the Sex Pistols.

Says the Spider to the Nipples... I mean fly.

What about QUEEN you ingrate?

Gee, I wonder who is destroying Kirstie's rep. :hmmm:

I always thought you were nice. My god, I assume way too much.

If he did he probably wouldn't be posting. I saw the pic of his wife. Very pretty. And he's right...Marc Grant is a grade A photographer.

Gah! That would be bad considering I had a role in these shenanigans. She's liable to stab me in the face...or worse...serve me antifreeze shots.

Why did you turn off your rep?

A noob would not know how to do that-It took me 3 years and 4 crashed servers.

I call Alt.

Ooops! I completely forgot about them. Oddly, News of the World was the first album I ever owned (besides the Disco Duck single). You are correct- QUEEN rules!

I'm kidding, luv. You submitted answers to my questions, as will Kirstie. In time.

In fact, please tell Kirstie that I'm not a scary person and I view my breast/nipple questions with a purely clinical eye, okay?

I'm still waiting for the orders to come pouring in. Order some merchandise, jerks.

Thanks so much. But I actually live in Oklahoma. And I will be in Texas this weekend for my brother's wedding.

She didn't turn it off, it's just down to one square now.

PS and I promise not to drug you with a date rape drug and throw you in the trunk of my car too.

Didn't somebody literally see your ribs that year? Or was that '91?

Damn jokes going serious.

Heh heh. My wife is used to my stupidity. Are you familiar with Marc's work?

You would rather go to a stoopid wedding than out with Stonestooge-lol

I wasn't aware I did. I was trying to see how to be able to send a pm. I actually got that turned on but not sure how I did that either.

Oh no, pm's.

Disco duck-lol

Very. Never actually shot with him although we talked about it quite a few times. Once before he moved to KC.

Was it the picture of me and my wife? You should send her a PM.

If you want to send a pm just click on the http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/images/sendpm.gif button on one of the user's posts.

Phil tries to set up a threesome.

Small world.

What does that mean?

LMAO

It would have to be a foursome. We only swing with mothers and daughters.