The nose picking doesn't throw you off at all?

LMAO I remember that.

She has a nose?

still waiting you ****ing liar

LMAO

As gay as it sounds, I need the dick in my porn as well.

What I dont understand though, is why they would EVER show the dudes face. Ive been knee deep on a jerk session, focusing on a hot chick taking the D like a champ, and all of a sudden the camera pans away from the girl and gives a full camera shot of the guy. Completely ruined it for me. Couldnt even finish.

That thread was hilarious.

Paraphrasing one of your quotes: "Dirk Digler on Chiefsplanet runs faster than Jamaal Charles".

Many a laugh came from that thread..

there were like 5 guys on my shitty football team in high school who ran "4.2" 40s

you know

because those high school football coach stop watches are so accurate (and they aren't trying to build up a false sense of confidence into these kids)

I don't think anyone realizes how fast a ****ing 4.7 40 is ... let alone a Chris Johnson 4.24

15K penis's examined. How do you measure up?
 

LMAO

The worst is when you've hit the point of no return and they zoom in on the guy's face simultaneously. You're forced to just close your eyes and imagine or try and skip forward to a point where they're showing the chick again but it's usually too late at that point.

Talk about ruining a good nut..

Hahahaha....yep I've been there. There's been a number of times where I've nutted to the video buffering because they panned to the dude at that point of no return and I clicked on another random point of the video in a panic.

You gotta pay to play the game.

LMAO

Andrew Luck, an elite athlete at 6'4" and 230 pounds ran a 4.67.

And that's just not quite up to snuff here on CP.

I do.

I ran a 10.8 100 meter sprint in high school. I know how fast a 4.4 is because I ran a legit 4.4. There was one guy faster than me (that got a D1 scholarship for track) and one guy the same speed as me. The coach made me run it 3 times because he thought he ****ed up when he clocked the first one.

The guys who run 10.2s and below are amazingly fast.

This is why you should always watch first before jerking,you find a scene/spot that you really like then rewind a bit and commence. :D

and you had to drag that big dick along with you. Could have shaved off .3 of that time with a normal dick.:p

LMAO