ChiefsPlanet - The Top 101 CP Posters of 2014 Part 2 Presented by SNR

I'm gonna be honest. I feel like I was snubbed out of a top 101 spot. I know I'm not the most knowledgeable poster, or the funniest poster, but I have my moments. I enjoy learning from some of the great football and baseball minds on this board. I love you guys.

Direckshun

12-29-2014 11:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 11228651)

How else will you get people to hear your toast?

There was this one scene in one film where everybody just starts doing it and the female lead is like "that means they want us to kiss."

WTF. That is NOT a real thing. That is something a shitty screenwriter invented because they aren't talented enough to generate a genuine moment.

TLO	12-29-2014 11:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 11228666)

I don't think so, but neon macaws lap the moon as glowing fascists enter Finland.

Did anyone else get a boner reading this? Asking for a friend.

Rain Man

12-29-2014 11:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Count Alex's Losses (Post 11228658)

I'm guessing that only happens at weddings and super high society crap, but those kinds of parties are part of girl fantasies.

If you want to be part of a girl fantasy, you have to be willing to tap that glass.

Iowanian

12-29-2014 11:15 PM

Why don't you eat a couple of servings of cheap Indian food, attend a hot yoga class with no pants on, position yourself into "happy baby" and erupt like Mt Vesuvius into your yapping trap if you don't enjoy my formatting, steve twerkle.

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Originally Posted by Count Alex's Losses (Post 11228659)

Meanwhile, Iowanian puts his responses to quotes ABOVE THE ****ING QUOTES for the 14th year in a row.

TimBone

12-29-2014 11:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Big Smoke (Post 11228668)

You're probably #1.

Rain Man

12-29-2014 11:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Big Smoke (Post 11228668)

You're on my 101 list in three different spots.

TimBone

12-29-2014 11:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 11228671)

If you want to be part of a girl fantasy, you have to be willing to tap that glass.

Your #2 poster, ladies and gentlemen!

Direckshun

12-29-2014 11:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Big Smoke (Post 11228668)

Love doesn't get you on the list.

Only hate can make you someone on this board.

Buehler445

12-29-2014 11:18 PM

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Originally Posted by DeezNutz (Post 11228629)

So...the poster best known for slicing and dicing True Fans gets the ultimate True Fan "roast" treatment. Nice. I'm sure that if a mod did the appropriate digging, we'd see SNR repping a shit ton of Hamas's posts when he's authored nothing but an emoticon.

It's cool. No problem. I love seeing daddy issues play out over cyberspace. Somewhere earlier this year, I have no doubt that SNR was whispering, "...if only I could be your runaway teen."

Who knew that SNR stood for Salivating for Nutritious Ropes?

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Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 11228657)

This post makes Jesus nervous, because you nailed it.

Our little Einstein has come a long ways from his days of race riots as Black Jack Sausage or bags of dog shit as the Matrix and overuse of 6 syllable words. Mr Feeny has matured into a reasonable poster capable of formulating contributions without including 17th century literature quotes into poop threads just to prove he's read some books since the Little House series.

ROFL

Goddamn I love this place.

Terry tait for the win!

Rain Man

12-29-2014 11:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Direckshun (Post 11228680)

Love doesn't get you on the list.

Only hate can make you someone on this board.

Yeah, I hate that. But for some reason I also love it.

TLO	12-29-2014 11:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 11228678)

You're on my 101 list in three different spots.

Thanks, I think? If there's a joke in here somewhere, I can't find it right now. All the smileys on the side of the page are kind of going crazy flying all over the place.

Direckshun

12-29-2014 11:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 11228671)

If you want to be part of a girl fantasy, you have to be willing to tap that glass.

Only Rain Man had the ability to make someone else's ideas seem like perfectly crafted setups for HIS punchlines.

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