True.

Women who don't shower and have huge armpit bushes.

If that's what you're into take your dog to the bar with you. Make sure you have long curly hair and are wearing eye glasses and a book bag too.

You're missing out here, Clay. Alcohol could really take the edge off your miserable existence. I mean, look at Hootie - his life is only slightly less useless than yours, but he stays happy because he's been drunk every day since junior high.

You're not going to be able to afford good beer, but that's okay - drink enough of it quickly, and it all tastes the same.

At least I'm not fat and my parents love me. How about you, Frazod?

What do you drink? I need to know so I can abstain. Don't want to become stupid.

:thumb:

The biggest issue I have w/ the Reaper post is that I'm fairly certain you have to have actually seen pictures of Reaper by now, and you make it seem like you can tell what he looks like based on his posting style.

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They're dead, actually.

I suppose you picked up your drinking from yours, right? Or did they pick up theirs from you?

Daddy drinks because you cry!

On the contrary, both of my parents are very successful, non-alcoholics....

I'm not sure why I drink so much? I think it's because I love pussy.

I know exactly why you drink so much. I also know why you buy beer for everybody else - it's almost the same as having real friends, isn't it?

Cheers! :toast:

I rarely drink, but when I do, it's either gin and tonic, or a long island.

Almost.

I see what you mean - but I think it requires some volunteered imagination - it's funny and well assembled. I've had a hard-on for Hootie for longer than four hours now, and I think i may need to go see the doctor.

The ****er reminds me of Ben Stillers character in Dodge Ball. Fat ****er, loses weight (but is a miserable person) and then at the end becomes fat again.

Clay is White Goodman.