Hi!

direckshun

Drunk guy joins you for a few minutes.

Don't bother. The thread is dead.

Well here it is late... Late for me that is... Been bowling in a tournament since 8am and I've made it from the round of 64 to the round of 16... Hopefully by 12 noon tomorrow I'll be in the round of eight and on the way to some dough...

I hope everyone has had a good day...

I hate to say goodnight so soon. But it's bedtime.

Night Planet

hi

Stop doing drugs

Just a lil of the green and some New Castle Brown Ale


nothing more than that

Good lord, Olathe and it's drug-addicted citizens.

what can we say

we are american

So you're never going to believe it. I'm here in my pajamas, sitting by my computer, getting ready for bed. When I see a commercial on TV, claiming that I could "talk to the most beautiful women imaginable" if I called this particular 900 number. And they had beautiful models, looked like they were stripped right out of a porn, posing and teasing the camera -- those gotta be some of the women that answer the phone, right?

Now, I'm not entirely sure if they'll let me meet them. But I can at least get some conversation in. I want you to grade some of the conversation starters I have planned:

1.) Hey there. What's it like being amongst the most beautiful women imaginable?
2.) What drove you to ignore the throngs of men at your feet, of which you could literally hand-select any one you want, and turn to find love through the telephone?
3.) Hi, what's your SSN?
4.) How do ticks spread lyme disease?

Give it some thought, let me know which one would be the most likely to win the heart of a girl I'd talk to over a 900 number.

You should ask her if she want to ****.

LMAO

You'll be talking to Hootie, no doubt.

I usually start with "What are you wearing right now?"