NO! It's not alright!

And **** you, with a rusty metallic pool cue.

I'd stick it so far up your ass I'd knock your kidneys corner pocket.

THANK you.

A little compassion.

**** you too.

Dude, the ex is a figgin barnacle-clad shackled handcuff with a seagoing mine attached upon which blood-sucking leeches and evil dragons live.
Not an easy thing to escape. I've done the backslide quite a few times. Absence makes the heart grow fonder.
My major college girlfriend, the first adult relationship I had, put me in therapy for a year. That's what it took to make me realize that she was selfish and I was OK.

four stars to us all!

That sounds reasonable but that requires a lot more patience and self-esteem than God granted me with.

Selfish deity bastard.

Oh **** off you ****ing nutcase. And take your ****ing ****head ****ed up attitude with ya. Ya ****!!!

Oh, and STFU

You should be banned. You should be cast away from this pleasant society and forced to scrap for human interaction somewhere else, your family saddened by your descent from valued community member to sadist troll.

And no one will want anything to do with you and someone will give me your phone number and I will call you at all hours of the night, terrorizing you with the most braindead advertisements in the newspaper that I can read.

And, and, AND you will remember this conversation and your heart shall turn, but I will never waver and this place will never accept you back, forcing you to feel forever despondent about what you've become, you monster. You monster douche. You monster douchey liquid pouch.

GRRR !!

Hang in there, dude. Me thinks you might be drinkin'.
Get off that sauce, pick up a new hobby, don't have the "lean and hungry look" and chicks will come runnin'.

It worked for me once.

What in Sam Hall is going on here?

I'm drunk. WTF is going on here?

Hell if I know.

This place is dead for a friday.

They are both too drunk to speak effectively tonight

luv and who else?