Phil's putting is so ****ing pathetic right now.

When Phil hit the same tee shot on 18 yesterday, you called him a ****ing moron.

If you've played that hole on your video game, you know to keep that left Tiger. :)

I called him a moron for thinking of playing out of the hazard.

Ouch.

He went down to check the lie. He never even seriously considered it.

Making 5 at 6 is bad. Making a 6 is atrocious.

Els is putting out of his mind right now.

I think Ernie has one of the world's ugliest necks.

Put on some SPF 30 you Afrikaaner ****.

Tiger with the Texas wedge. Big mistake.

You can probably stick a fork in Tiger.

With the top players, Woods, Lefty, Els, and even Love, dropping stokes, this open will come down to little known/unknowns.

Good God, Johnny Miller is an idiot.

So much golf left, everybody's started the grind... and this is the U.S. Open... shouldn't be the least bit surprised if -2 or -1 wins.

Them shits is getting interesting.

McDowell -4
Els -2 (drove into the cliffs on 10)
Havret -1
Mickelson E
Johnson +1 (bogey golf, FTW!!)
Woods +2