Just bring a sack of flower and you'll be fine.

dude it's just like d & d

you gotta level up

I always preferred first-person shooters.

With cheat codes.

then get a 10 at the bar

and slip her a mickey

At this point in your life......you need to just lose it.

Unless you're planning on saving it for marriage....then you need to man up and lose it to this chick.

Oh, she had a boyfriend.

At least she thought I was cute.

I told her she was a giant cow.

wow

I hopes you getz a hottey who gives u that in return

Hold LEFT TRIGGER and press X, Y, B, A

Gotta love how Claythan fancies himself as a young Brad Pitt.

Holy crap!!! I just went and checked Claythan's profile to check how old he actually is...he is 26??! A 26 yr old virgin??? Bwhahahahaa

I was expecting him to be a 15 yr old kid or something. This thread just got even sadder.

Yeah Midnight, a lot of people are trying to give him dating advice.

He is his own worst enemy. Afraid to approach women.

His best days are behind him. His high school and college days are looong gone. The dude is screwed. He will definitely die a virgin...sorry Claythan.

LMAO...those were my best days alright... LMAO

So, has Claythan found a date for tonight (no, I'm not volunteering)?

****, no.