While not the ugliest car on the road, the Honda Element looks like a high top tennis shoe.

You shave your cooter to go to your mom's?

That's a little kinky, ain't it?

Pussy.

On a Sunday afternoon?

hey, milkman

I posted a thread with you in mind. check it out.

Saw it, and already responded.

Hell, there just isn't anybody talking.

Good evening..the off-season sucks.. :shake:

hey, baby...

you're looking great...

how are things?

did you know that i've been spelling maybe maby?

every now and then, someone will ask why i can't spell maybe right...

and i just tells 'em is a tribute to my maby baby, badgirl...

Back for more, bitch?

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=140347

You're about 24 hours too late.

Yeah, where were you last night simplex?

Now there's a surprise.

That c**t troll bitch basically showed up one day at stumppy, her boyfriend's, request. The she broke his heart to the point the dude was talking about selling all his s**t and living in an RV. She kept coming back and making this place, HIS place, miserable for him. Several of us harassed her for two days straight until she finally left.

Besides the fact that she's an evil slut, she's a f**king Titans fan. She comes back here to troll for the attention she doesn't get in her worthless, pathetic life.

I don't remember, but I'm sure I wasn't there when those people got killed.

According to her, it was all Stummpys fault, and she was the victim. Stupid twat.

Wow, I didn't know all that. I thought everyone picked on her because she's an airhead.

Oh, yeah, I was wishing I could sleep. What a crappy night.

8:30pm: Get raging headache
12:30am: Finally give up and go to bed
2:30am: Finally go to sleep for first time
Every 20 minutes: Wake up for about 10 minutes
7:30am: Finally start to get some sleep but have to get up

i admit it'is a combover...

Don't forget that meth-head baby machine of a daughter she has.

Where the hell have you been young man? I never see you around any more.

There's that too.

It was reason enough for me.

Pussy.

I'll be pussing out here in just a bit, too.

I hear ya.

It was for me also.

:hmmm:

Thanks,Planet historian..interesting.

Hate-nite has begun ...who we hatein...

Tag. You're it.

Damnit, we still need a Planet wiki.

Hate me hard bad-boy ...

I would but it's bed time.

Later pussies.

well, that's why we picked on her in the first place...

she was a funny airhead with a great sense of humor...

a very funny airhead at times...

the dealio with her and stumpy and then her stupid-ass thread that everyone is referring to caused some bitter feelings...

you may have noticed the anger being expressed in other posts...

but she's still my maby baby and i'm glad to see her again... PBJ PBJ PBJ

Lata puss ...

I'm sure Bugeater will let everyone know if I miss something he thinks is important, the ungrateful bastard. j/k

I'm celebrating my 50th day sans alcohol with a club soda.

(though I must admit the 10 pm thread is more fun with beer)

Congrats

Are you trying to say this thread has lost its burst? Everything is more fun with beer.

Well, it's between this and the 12:30 am thread?

(I am PST, so it's only 9:06. Maybe I shouldn't even be on this thread yet?)

Why it's the legend of photo shopping himself,TinyEvel.

oh i've lurked a little but good things are happening in my offline life that have been keeping me busy...

my wife got her first grandbaby last october...

can you imagine it? real life intruding on my planet time?

thanks for asking... :thumb:

Hey, you got some rep out of the deal, didn't you? Ungrateful bastard.

badgirl was here...:hmmm:

I got rep from Simply Red for telling him people have been called a pussy for going to bed later.

Alright, who invited the twat?

This is the kind of stuff we're missing out on by TinyE not drinking:

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=146872

Ah yes. It's been a while, my friend. I was gonna put a tall, pointed hat on GW Bush and sig "Happy Presidunce Day." But I think I've lost my burst.

Anyway, I Google image searched it and there were already a dozen or so up there. So much for being original.

Stumppy said he was going to hook you up for running off Badgirl.

It would have been a blast if they would have been on at the same time.

Did I directly or indirectly run off Badgirl?

He was here about the time she showed back up, but he didn't stick around.

You still have your burst,I heard you had a commercial of yours in the Super Bowl?if that's the case,well done!!

I hear they let you into pretty much every thread.....:rolleyes:

Well, you didn't do anything to keep her here, so I'd say indirectly, but apparently that was good enough for him.

ouch, I'm hurt.

Here you go Sam, he definitely owes you some rep.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showp...postcount=6957

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showp...postcount=6960

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Fock. Since I quit drinking, I've been late-night snacking.
Just made a plate of cheese salami and various crackers.
So good, yet so bad.

I know a man who lived one county away from Leatherface when that went down. He said it was scary as hell.

Every time I see the new title of the Lounge, I sing Falco to myself "Don't turn around, whoa OH oh...The Commatards in town, whoa oh OH!"

Better than what I thought of every time I saw the last name, though... The Gunt Club. I couldn't help it. Nothing to do with LH. I just thought of that word like that in that sentence. [/shame]

Also very original.

You may as well start drinking again if you're going to eat that stuff. Salami is like 98% animal fat.

I wonder if she likes the new name?

C4ME, how do you feel about the new name of the lounge?

thought you would like it..:harumph: sweetdreams planet

Ha ha ha. Not this year. There was a special on CBS "Superbowl's Greatest Commercials" and one I wrote was picked as the best SB ad of 2004. That was the only year I made the big game, and I actually had three spots.

See? Lost my burst. I've peaked. it's all TGI Friday's nowadays.

Pussy

Your farts are going to stink something awful eating that shit late at night Tiny.

WAIT FOR IT WAIT FOR IT!!!

just another day at the planet...;)

Wait for what? :shrug:

TA DA

Oh yeah. I put the "duh" in Dutch Oven.

It's not even 10pm yet where he lives. Man, it must be great having those two extra hours every day.