cool, she's got a dog - Goatboy, take your peanut butter, your chances are starting to look up.....

Yeah, she's about a 3. Perfect for you.

Serious question, is this Claythan guy a virgin??

I'd bet on the dog to have a better chance of licking her pu**y then you would.

for christ's sake, just send an email to every chick within 30 miles that says, "you wanna meet me tonight? no strings attached"

Serious answer: Are you a Douchebag?

You need to hit that. At least you know she's interested in you damnt. Just go lose your "special gift" and then look at hitting hotter chicks.

Beggars can't be choosers.

You're the perfect person you can help him.

Yes he is. But maybe you can tell him how to pick up girls and stuff, what to say.

Are you kidding me? I'd be scarred forever. The mental image would NEVER fade.

Claythan whats your age??

ANd dont tell her you are a virgin.

That ends it right there. You're never going to get laid. Dude you need to figure out that you're not going to lose it to an "8" or a "10". Shit...you're probably not going to lose it to a "5".

If you can lose it to her....go for it.

Oh God.....this thread could start to get interesting again. Claythan takes advice from Midnight_Douchebag.

How old is Claythan and how old is this fattie he is talking to online?

Claythan no offense but you aint getting anything better than that unless you pay for it. I have seen a pic of you.

The guy's reaction in the first picture is priceless.

ROFL

It looks like she has talent in this area, GoChiefs.