Interestingly enough, the teenager, on The Patty Winters Show, would only use used coffee filters to wipe away any fecal matter after a bowel movement. She claimed it gave her an energy boost without negative side effects.

:facepalm:

Interesting. I'm eating chocolate-covered espresso beans right now. So you're saying if I put 'em up my poop-chute it would be like drinking a grande latte frappucino from Starbucks?

She may be onto something here. Auto-wiping shitting WOULD save time.

It is amazing to me that the majority of my clients are college-educated, (and make more money than me to boot), yet they fail to follow the simplest of instructions! :facepalm:

I'm almost completely convinced that these a-holes conduct board meetings with a box of fuggin' Crayolas! Enjoy your Starbucks Coffee you yuppie-****s and stop bothering me whilst I'm eating my Snickers! :cuss:

A college education these days is nothing more than a sheep skin.

True.....but it's an expensive sheep skin!

You mean like a condom from the 50s?

Word.

Watching "Attack Of The Show!" on G4 due to lack of anything else on.

Olivia Munn: I want to PIIHB.

Actually, I would do the same to Olivia Wilde. And Olivia D'Abo. Must be something about the name. Even Olivia DeHavilland was hot in her time. Who'da thunk...

What about Lawrance Olivia? Or Olivia Newton John? How about Olive from Popeye?
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Well it's Laurence "Olivier". So it doesn't count. Although he was a pretty good-lookin' dude in his youth. Sort of looked like the love child of Charlton Heston and Tom Brady.

http://img.allposters.com/6/LRG/21/2115/JD4ED00Z.jpg

Olivia Newton-John, yes, I'd PIIHB for sure. The "Grease" and "Xanadu"-era version was smokin'.

Olive Oyl also doesn't count due to her misspelling. And I wouldn't nail the comic version, and wouldn't nail the Shelley Duvall version from the horrible Robin Williams flick. Ick.

Olivia Wilde = nom, nom, nom

I'd like to visit her downtown dining and entertainment district.
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I knew I misspelled Sir Lawrence's last name but I was trying to eventually get you to admit that you would nail Oliver Stone.
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