I'm pretty sure the friend is still married. I'm not sure about the ex. I think she was engaged some years ago but we haven't spoken in probably 6 years. Normal conversation was impossible due to their obvious consumption.

Oh, yeah... packing.

I'm on the phone with them tonight. I say that my internet keeps going on and off and its been doing it for the last week or so. I explain that I've contacted customer support every night its happened. But nothing has been done.

His response, "Well I see the problem, only 33% of people who should be connected is actually connected. But you are the first person to call us. I'll immediatly report this to the higer ups and see if we can get the problem corrected."


BULLSHIT I've called everynight for the last six days and this crap is still not fixed.

Tell that cust serv rep to get off the pot.

Aren't they a little old for drunk dialing?

Can you report shit like that to the Better Business Bureau?

I'd ask to speak with the higher up that they are referring to.

Well... the ex was 22 in '95 so that would make her...

Older than me.

Wait, did I say '95? No, she was 22 in '97 so that would make her...

32.

... and if I'm remembering correctly, her birthday was in February so she may still be 31 for a few weeks.

I'll have to remember this next time. I wouldn't be so mad if I wasn't playing poker at the time. My only thought process was "get me backonline so I don't miss another hand."

An excellent post for...
 

2000!

Still older than luv

Comb, toothbrush, soap, two pairs of pants, 3 pairs of socks, two shirts, two t-shirts, one pair of shorts...