If sex Nazi's look like that they're cool with me.

Out all.

Until next time.

PUSSY

'Night

Pussies have infested the board......

Hey, you even included yourself.

Speaking of pussies......remember my ****ed up parent friend?

What did their kids do now?

She thinks she's pregnant again.....

Now comes the funny part, if she is it's not more than a couple weeks and my friend actually busted out "You can tell she's getting bigger" and I didn't say anything but I thought uh you shouldn't be showing in a week WTF....maybe your wife is just a fatty or something.

They are the most illogically reeruned people sometimes, if I knew any girl showing a pregnancy in 2 weeks skinny or not I'd tell her she's eating to much.

Good God. I know women that didn't start showing until the 6th month.

Different women react to pregnancy very differently.

Either he's dumb.........she's eating to much........or it's both.

My friend is one of those people that doesn't understand they can't afford to have another kid, yet doesn't seem to think anything of it. They aren't good parents with 1 kid......imagine 2.

He got upset with me the other day because I asked him if he knew what birth control was........they have 1 kid, she's supposedly pregnant now........she's had a previous miscarriages........they'd have 4 kids now if everything had played out and my friend is 25.......she's 22........yea not the sharpest people.

Sure.....but any woman who believes "she's eating for 2" is wrong ask any doctor about that.

They let the one child control them already. What the hell are they thinking. errrr never mind.

If you knew them like I do you'd wonder if they were ever thinking....

Glad I don't have any friends like that. That would drive me nuts.

This is what happens when you are still friends with someone you went to high school with.......it's almost 10 years later and he is still the exact same guy we were when we were both 15.......

He's the one with the wife the kid and I finding myself wondering when he's ever going to grow up. I think it's because the best days of his life were high school.......he can't let it go. He still does the "hey lets drink 22 beers cause it's cool" high school shit too.

It's pretty sad....

That is almost why I want to go to my 20 year reunion. Just to see how many have not grown up yet.

I wouldn't give 2 shits about him not growing up, I fully admit I still do stupid shit sometimes, but I didn't get married......and I don't have any kids. Big difference......

FREEDOM

I have another friend who has essentially turned into an alcoholic......man my friends are great people.

ROFL

If you knew the guy you'd want to smack him. His G/F left him 2 months ago. She told him he drank to much and well frankly she was right.....Sure they'd been together awhile but she was like 18-19 when they first got together.

So she leaves and this guy turns into a total mess, drinks more than he did. Proceeds to call her all the time and act like she's a bitch cause she doesn't want to speak to him.

It's like um dude she moved on, she doesn't want to be with someone like you.....not to mention that was her first real relationship what did you expect?

I'm tellin ya......

Some people are just plain incapable of learning from their mistakes.

You have a good view of my friends now I'm sure.

Fortunately I don't. :)

Well hey better them than me.......I seriously think I'm never having any kids ever now.

Bump

I don't see nuthin' wrong.....

It hurts too

You may want to get that checked out. And you should probably use a condom next time.

Condoms are for pussies.

Sedated says the same thing.

Well, it is true

heh

Why is that?

What do you stick a condom in?

heh

Yea my friend said that too.........and well just read back a little bit in the thread....

LMAO I meant it in a different text.

To give luv and Mecca credit, I took it wrong the first time I read it.

Well then they are for asses too....

good evening

Whats up?

Hey Ace

any good stories about the storm tonight?

It rained alot.



About all I got.

It was wet.

we lost the lights at work for about 15 minutes. puters stayed on tho

That sucks

Some peoples power always goes off....

Like your parent friends right?

anybody else having problems posting?

Other than waiting the extra few seconds for the board to respond? Nope. I have been posting fine.

This last time, it took ten minutes for the page to load.

Wow. Don't know what to tell ya bud. It hasn't been that bad here.

Howdy

It died.

Hi?

Okie dokie. Let's try this again, shall we?

But why? Even Joie bolted tonight.

What am I, chopped liver?

Do I have to answer that? :)

Yes, and please lie to me.

OK, yes. Yes you are.

WTF is going on here?

Bugman in da house!!!!!!!

I don't understand the question? :)

I didn't do it.

Hey! The bars must be closing!

Why doesn't that surprise me. :shake:

Well, maybe you should have.

Do you want to know what IT is?

That's Arthur Carlson the Bugman to you.

Well hell yes I do.

Depends. Was it good? Or was it bad (bad as in gooood)?

Information Technology?

Internal Technician?

I don't know, maybe you should be more specific as to what "it" is.