I actually don't even have the TV on right now, you all are my sole source of entertainment at the moment.

I hope you're easily amused.

:spock:

You know I am.

And I don't even have my trusty sidekick to help.

Im watchin some shitty standup comedian on comedy central.

OK, I turned it on, looks like we have some Nazi stuff on History Channel. What a surprise.

Who's your trusty sidekick?

It was.

MOTHER ****!

Right day, wrong week.

I've asked off to see ****ing NO ONE next thursday.

Discovery has an infomercial for a 70's music collection.

An Irish gal in a nurse's uniform.

Good stuff...

Why watch TV when everything is on the Internet? Why watch TV when the news is a click away? The TV is great for live events, but you can see it later on the Internet.

I am so sorry.

Damn, I feel sorry for you.

Isn't he the guy that managed to completely WASTE the talents of Barry Sanders?...

I'm watching the 2004 world series of poker on ECL

Get in line...

Ron Rivera is the Bears Defensive Coordinator, and no I don't want him. I'd rather have Rex Ryan.

My inability to play online has removed any give-a-$#it...

I'm too lazy too look for stuff in teh intraweb. I'm not sure how I ever made it here.

Has anyone here seen Robert Randolph and The Family Band live? They are freakin sweet, but I really don't like their stuff not live.

why can't you play online?

Blame it on the wife. She's supposed to remember dates.

You? Not play? :eek:

There was one night earlier this week that ESPN, ESPN2 and ESPN classic ALL had poker on them. That's ****ing ridiculous.

This is true. I remember all of the dates in this household, and well....anything else too.

To stop an international jewel thief, Hack will have to become... a rapist.

http://imgred.com/http://www.davidmo...s/DMParade.jpg

I think ESPN Classic is the Muhammad Ali Channel.

I think that was mentioned in the wedding vows.

things i'd rather watch than poker on tv:

1. my mother having sex



...i can't think of anything worse

Looks like I'm going to settle for Dominick Dunne's Power, Privilege and Justice on Court TV.

I cant stand ESPN Classic. The only things I ever see on there are Stump The Schwab, Poker, and Cheap Seats.

NASCAR?

We haven't taken the vows. It's an unwritten rule. She remembers dates, he gets the yucky stuff out of the drain. Laws of nature.

Sorry.

I thought of playoff chokers and Wayne Fontes just jumped up there. For some reason I linked the two.

Golf?

It being illegal and my desire not to lose my job or go to a federal pound-me-in-the-azz prison...

don't forget he smacks the weird bugs or spiders when they are found.

He should also kill spiders and other creepy insects.

Does anyone oppose me posting pics of hot chicks?

Great minds....

Don't ask, just post 'em.

He takes care of the snakes too. She writes out the Christmas cards and makes sure the pets are fed.

you mean, before the recent law passing you actually played online with real money????



I like messing around with the Full tilt and Ultimate Bet sites they have free roll tourneys that can if you finish in the top 50 during the week and finish in top top ten at the end of the week you get a real chance that they pay your entry fee and travel costs to a real event. Long shot, yes, but fiscally safe, you bet.

scary right? I knew there was a reason I liked you.

You must lack some basic awareness of what is and isn't sick and ****ing wrong.

Myself, I think I'd sooner test the resistance of my testicles to sulfuric acid on a hot plate before watching mamma' Rausch go sex-happy in person...

really? That's redrum weird

Well...um...of course not...

Damn, I was gonna post pics but I cant think of who to post.

{cough}bullshit{cough}

Post me.

Britney has gone way off the deep end

http://x17online.com/celebrities/bri...y_for_help.php

I've always liked Drew Barrymore.

http://www.celebrity-exchange.com/ce...barrymore4.jpg

Dont know who this is but it works.
http://www.ipc.lt/wg/php/images8/thong-a-thongirl.gif

MMMM, makes me think about a saudi friend of mine who needs some cash, so he can get these bonds out of hock. Care to lend us 10 grand? We can repay you 15 grand in less than a week.........

OH MAH GAWD!!!!1

she looks better

nothing wrong with drew

egads

It's bedtime. Goodnight, everyone.

I'd **** ET first....

goodnight dick



(a bizare twist to the pussy calling on this thread)

Ask Luv, thats happened before.

Calling women dicks and men pussys? Not sure which is worse.

as long as she finished it, better than Sinead O'conner.

If you are what you eat, then neither are all that bad.

I'm growing fond of Betty Boop.
It's gotta be the alcohol. Maybe not.

On that note, I think I'll go to the bedroom. :)

Alas...

at least tell Ace Snates Hello from us, before you stuff your mouth.

He says "Hi everybody"...

...don't give him any ideas.

I'm not getting any tonight, why should anyone else.


actually on this note, you know why the bride is always smiling so big on her wedding day?


Cause she knows she's given her last Blow Job.

:hail: :bravo: :whackit: :eek: :hump:

























http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c3...Huge-Boobs.jpg

fake boobs don't count

how do you know those are fake?????

They do once I can afford them...