ChiefsPlanet - Football The Pioli Watch Thread

Allah, Akbaar....ya 'all. I just wished to inform my fellow Chiefs fans that at Synagogue last week, before the fellowship meal, one of my brothers heard an NFL rumor broadcast via his short-wave Al Queda radio set:

I just slapped my knee.

Hoover

01-09-2009 12:08 AM

I was in North Korea recently and Kim Jong Il said the following:

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당신의 만큼 좋습니다 갱은 나는 장 조직에서 최고 수준에 아직도 친구가 있고 가득 차있는 신뢰로 공유할 이 정보가 다는 것을 알고 있다: Scott Pioli는 새로운 GM이다. 그의 공고는 최신에 목요일 또는 금요일 올 것이다. 그의 계약의 예리한 점이 클라크에 의하여와 Scott는 오늘 밤 운동하고 있다, 그러나 거래는 밀봉된다. 더구나, 클라크는 풀어 놓일 Herm Edwards와 그의 지도 교사를 알렸다. 모든 조수는 Scott를 통해서 재적용할 수 있다. 나는 단지 이 정보만 때문에 I' 공유한다; 팀 및 it'를 가진 더 이상 m; 새로운 일이 활촉에 날이 새고 있다 공유할 것이다 s 재미. Scott Pioli는 빨리 본부를 깨끗이 치우고 새로운 차를 고용하기 위하여 움직일 것이다. 나가 새로운 차에 가지고 있는 유일한 정보는 그것 아닐 것이다 아이오와 Hawkeyes에서 Kirk Ferentz가이다. Kirk는 아이오와에 그의 아들이 졸업할 때까지 그의 아들을 코치하고 떠나고 싶지 않다. 마이크 Shanahan는 Pioli, 그러나 I don'를 접촉했다; t는 그것 저쪽에 어떤 정보든지 알고 있다.

The KC Media sucks if Kim knows more about what's going on with the Chiefs than they do....

OnTheWarpath15

01-09-2009 12:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Hoover (Post 5371906)

I was in North Korea recently and Kim Jong Il said the following:

The KC Media sucks if Kim knows more about what's going on with the Chiefs than they do....

LMAO

KChiefs1

01-09-2009 12:11 AM

I just returned from a seance, where the apparition of Lamar Hunt appeared and he spoke these prophetic words:

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I only share this information because I'm no longer with the team and it's fun to share that a new day is dawning at Arrowhead. Scott Pioli will quickly move to clean out the front office and hire a new coach.

The only info I have on the new coach is it will not be Kirk Ferentz from the Iowa Hawkeyes. Kirk coaches his son at Iowa and does not want to leave until his son graduates.

Mike Shanahan has contacted Pioli, but I don't know any info beyond that.
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OnTheWarpath15

01-09-2009 12:11 AM

I heard Pioli was on vacation in the Mayan Riviera. Called the hotel, and spoke with the bellboy. Here's what he told me:

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La cuadrilla aceptable, tanta de usted sabe que todavía tengo amigos en el del más alto nivel en la organización de los jefes y que tengo este Info a compartir con confianza completa: Scott Pioli es el nuevo GM. Su aviso vendrá jueves o viernes a más tardar. Clark y Scott están resolviendo los puntos más finos de su contrato esta noche, pero se sella el reparto. También, Clark informó al Herm Edwards y a su equipo de preparación que los lanzarán. Todos los ayudantes pueden reaplicar a través de Scott. Comparto solamente esta información porque I' m no más con el equipo y el it' diversión de s a compartir que un nuevo día está amaneciendo en la punta de flecha. Scott Pioli se moverá rápidamente para limpiar la oficina central y para contratar a un nuevo coche. El único Info que tengo en el nuevo coche es él no será iglesia Ferentz del Iowa Hawkeyes. La iglesia entrena a su hijo en Iowa y no quiere irse hasta que su hijo gradúe. Mike Shanahan ha entrado en contacto con Pioli, pero I don' t sabe cualquier Info más allá de eso.

GOAL!!!!

GOAL!!!

unothadeal

01-09-2009 12:16 AM

How This Thread Got It's Groove Back starring Whoopi Goldberg

Barret

01-09-2009 12:18 AM

I was just watching on HBO an interview with Sopranos Creator David Chase, Anyway the topic swerved to football and David dropped this bombshell on everyone!!

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Taco Jim

01-09-2009 12:25 AM

Hey fellas, I was slummin' over at that stupid Orange Mange website my crackhead conspiracy-nut good-for-nothing black-sheep brother of mine runs....and one of the Donko fan fugg-offs said that after his circle-jerk in Larimer Square last night, that he over-heard a drunkin' and depressed Mike Shanahan say:

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Okay gang, as many of you know I still have friends at the highest level in the Chiefs organization and have this info to share with full confidence: Scott Pioli is the new GM. His announcement will come Thursday or Friday at the latest. Clark and Scott are working out the finer points of his contract tonight, but the deal is sealed. Also, Clark informed Herm Edwards and his coaching staff that they will be released. All assistants can reapply through Scott.

I only share this information because I'm no longer with the team and it's fun to share that a new day is dawning at Arrowhead. Scott Pioli will quickly move to clean out the front office and hire a new coach.

The only info I have on the new coach is it will not be Kirk Ferentz from the Iowa Hawkeyes. Kirk coaches his son at Iowa and does not want to leave until his son graduates.

Mike Shanahan has contacted Pioli, but I don't know any info beyond that.

Kyle DeLexus

01-09-2009 12:28 AM

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Originally Posted by L.A.Chieffan (Post 5371875)

Thats tall? No. ans you can tell by that photo anywayss. Harrsion looks like hes iin WWF

What the hell does the World Wildlife Foundation have to do with Pioli being/not being tall? Didn't know Harrison cared so much about pandas

Thig Lyfe

01-09-2009 12:30 AM

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Originally Posted by MWagg72 (Post 5371932)

What the hell does the World Wildlife Foundation have to do with Pioli being/not being tall? Didn't know Harrison cared so much about pandas

Damn, Pioli is TALL. He's at least 5'11" judging from this photo....

Hammock Parties

01-09-2009 12:32 AM

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Originally Posted by SportsRacer (Post 5371937)

Damn, Pioli is TALL. He's at least 5'11" judging from this photo....

I heard when Pioli signed Harrison he was all YEAAAAAAAAAH! GOOOOO! GOOOOOOOOO! and then when he injured his knee he was NOOOOOOOOOOO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Hoover

01-09-2009 12:34 AM

I'd do the same thing... I WILL FOLLOW HIM

Walter

01-09-2009 12:48 AM

Dudes! I just got back from the bowling alley....and, son-of-a-bitch....if Scott Pioli's agent himself was there. I shit you not. Anyway, this is what he said....

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