That wasn't ketchup

I used to like mayonnaise, but as I got older I realized how fatty and calorie-laden it is. So I gave it up, and never missed it at all. I have no desire for it now that I don't eat it.

The strange thing is that the same thing happened with doughnuts. I figured that I would crave doughnuts occasionally, but I don't need them at all.

Bryan busby's mom's pussy looks like a brisket that got split by an axe and splattered with hunts catsup

Same with poontang I suspect?

She's Hope Solo?

I hoped she was solo.when I watched her on chat chaturbate but then a huge lesbian came out of the closet and worked her with a massive dildo

That's God Damn Hope Solo

Sup, guys?

Kansas City Chiefs are my favorite football team

Get lost, nerd

110K is a lot of posts even if it was spread out over 19 years

Only without a condiment.

That makes the sandwich

Soon this will be over
We will need a disclosure
But who will be the closer
I sure hope it's not a boner
or a poser
Maybe it could be a stoner
or even a loner
One thing is for sure with all this exposure
I sure hope the reason isn't mediocre

:bolt:

guys

i.****ing love you all

I cant believe I was here for this moment

https://media3.giphy.com/media/kXupd...7UlD/giphy.gif


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

who else is naked

979

I'm wearing a mask. I'm very cautious, even at home.

Bump

if you only had mask but your huge girthy meatsicle was exposed I'd still think of you as nude

You should consider wearing 2. Much safer.


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

984

985

Since we are less than 75 posts away..... the trusted poster to reveal the secret of Patteeu is....... one of the most beloved members on the Planet.

https://media1.giphy.com/media/MZocL...rm65/giphy.gif


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

A few more to go
to reach that plateau
Don't feel no woe
He'll always be your bro

Patteau = Kaitlyn jenner

https://media0.giphy.com/media/5xtDa...Ida0/giphy.gif


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

patteau = Kaitlyn jenner

patteau = ru Paul's cock

This feels like we still have a 3rd pick

awesome

sorry bowser

patteau = Kaitlyn jenners clit

https://media1.giphy.com/media/12y6J4xHcmcKTS/giphy.gif


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Im nervous

patteau = Kaitlyn jenners nub

Bingo

patteau = Kaitlyn jenners vag

Now he’s gay for French transgender threesomes?

PBJPBJPBJPBJ

Wouldn’t he be the cock and balls if he disappeared?


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Good work fellow Shit posters. Going to bed now.


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Okay, here goes.

<iframe src="https://giphy.com/embed/9rhNJScGSlneHpLtnz" width="480" height="360" frameBorder="0" class="giphy-embed" allowFullScreen></iframe><p><a href="https://giphy.com/gifs/nickjonas-nick-jonas-9rhNJScGSlneHpLtnz">via GIPHY</a></p>

We'd like to thank everyone for participating in patteeu's "leaving forever" thread.

Here’s the story: patteeu had a terminal illness and knew that his remaining time was short. He joked with a few of us who knew him about how it would be funny to post a "leaving forever" thread once he could no longer post. After he passed away, we thought it would be a nice tribute to give him that wish, so we impersonated him as a one-time thing to make this thread. We apologize for the temporary subterfuge, but wanted to give him a grand and sincere 1,000 post departure to push his Viking ship from the shore. Thanks for making it a great one! It was a perfect “leaving forever” thread.

We'll post a traditional RIP thread now, and salute an all-time great poster and person. I'm going to miss you, patteeu.

Sad

Jesus, he died. I'm a dick, I thought it was more of the usual drama around here. Sad deal. My condolences to his friends and family.

Love you too, Pawnmower.

Wait, so the op wasn’t actually Pat?

Wow. You guys did a great job impersonating his style. I really thought it was him.

Rest In Peace, Patteau. You will be missed.

This might be HOC worthy.

He has 2 daughters? :(

Might?

I’m a fan of understating things. I blame my British ancestry.

Couldn't have said it better myself. They got me but it was awesome.

Out of curiosity, did he provide the copy for the OP (or a part of it) or just the general idea to do it? Even having insider knowledge of the situation, it read like something he would post.

Wow. You guys. This might be the most epic thing ever on CP. God Bless Pat...

I don't find it epic at all.

I find it extremely sad.

Social media isn't social.

It's virtual.


RIP, brother.

Thankful I had the good fortune of meeting you in person.

The post that made it 1,000

It was Patteeu's idea when he knew the end was near. It worked out really well. It was fun. Didnt come off as a scam.He was leaving forever. He would have loved it.

Sad indeed. RIP

Sorry to lose a guy like this from our board. I admire his bravery and humor in the face of terrible illness.

We will all lose our charms in the end.

God Speed Patteeu. Hope things are better now that you've broken through to the other side.

With those who had been in the know about his illness posting earlier in the thread I wondered if he was in hospice.

I think Pat would have loved the energy of this thread, and the first pages really are a tribute to his contribution and impact of this forum. RIP threads are unfortunately becoming all too common around here, but I do appreciate that this one had a different, and fun energy that will stand as a remembrance to a titan of a poster in this place.

RIP, Pat.

RIP my guy

Just my opinion. Doesn't mean I'm right.

He hasn't posted since the 20th of January.

I admire his handling his sickness with grace. I'm really sad he lost his wife. She was at the tailgate, too.

I just wish I could've been there for him in some fashion.

This feels like when my step dad died.

Diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer, died seven days later. No funeral, no service..

Just gone.

Well done, patteeu. RIP

Sigh.

One of his daughters was going to post something after his death so we waited. We gave them their space. Ended up still being too raw so they said go ahead and let people know on the Planet.

He was adamant that he didn't want people to know about the health issues. You have to respect his wishes.

Of course.

Doesn't make it hurt any less.

My prayers go out to the family. I'm sorry for their loss.

Now that I read that, it is a little whimsical for patteeu, has the Rain man flair.

Still sad to see my internet friend go. :sulk:

Well played, Sir. RIP patteeu.

It was a good tribute.

Perhaps he and Logical are sitting on a cloud arguing about the draft and the color of the sky. :D

Damn, this is sad .

My father ,93 , had a stroke two days ago and doesn't have many days left. I'm leaving tomorrow for Fort Smith to say goodbye.

Oh my. My condolences to the family. RIP

Excellent work.

It never occurred to me that the words weren’t his.

That was a truly epic way to go out. It's really touching that he cared so much about Chiefsplanet to do this. RIP Patteau.

Damn. We lost another good one.

I just skimmed this thread when first posted. I just thought it was another drama thread and I usually try to avoid that stuff these days. And as I recall, he mostly posted in DC. Nonetheless, patteau was a long time, respected CP member. RIP, Pat.

Does anyone know how old he was and when he actually passed?

Edit: his profile says he was 57.