The videos on here...wow.

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WTF is he trying to do?

What the hell was that about?

Remodel the house

Get home from the bar.

No Shit.


Because thats what you will end up with.

Is that how it works? I might be in luck!LMAO

From the description on Youtube:



Published on Jan 21, 2013

Terror in our Toyota! Sure looks like the Electronic Throttle Control got stuck, huh? Another case of "UNINTENDED ACCELERATION?" She was only able to control the car with the PRNDL - 3 teenage girls in the car and just pulling into a neighbor's driveway to pick-up during carpool! This could happen to you! The car was totalled, the home has sever damage, and a car inside the home was totaled out and another damaged. Toyota's response: "...no evidence of any sort of manufacturing or design defect..." You look at this video and decide for yourself!

Ahh ha....

I think we've found the answer.

About the time I hit the house the first time and see the engine is still revving is when I put it in neutral and turn it off..... But that looked way more fun.

So, the unintended acceleration is why she was going 2 mph before she got to the driveway? She also stopped several times, so I don't think the throttle was stuck.

Personally, I think it was a combination of inexperience, panic and a cell phone.

Unintended acceleration that they just happened to catch on video? They always video a car arriving to pick up someone for carpool? Or they just happened to this time and by coincidence this is when the accelerator stuck? Smells like BS to me.

I know a rich couple that have video camera for their garage. I think it's intended for knowing when visitors or someone like the pizza delivery guy is coming to your door. That's my only explanation.

Turdles.

http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/3695/turdlessm1.jpg

They aren't full poops, they are just little turdles.

I never understood the issue. Does the car keep accelerating if you put it in neutral?

A walker bit it and went cray cray

I would assume the engine races up to the rev limiter.

No

Exactly. Your motor will overpower your breaks every single time. If the motor was truly maxed, she'd have never brought the thing to a stop at all.

It was 3 teenage girls in a car that ****ed up and freaked out.

Uh, no. The brakes will overpower the engine every time. Try it, I have.

Correct, up until the point where the brakes get so hot they boil the brake fluid in the calipers/brake lines. That’s where “brake fade” comes from.

Unless you go with the mechanical connection in the parking brake.

LMAO WTF Wendys

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That's fresh as ****.

:facepalm:

That's right up there with Don't Copy that Floppy.

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ROFL

I liked that.

We took our dates to watch a movie somewhere

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No.

God.

No.

3rd row, looks like the cute doll brought he uglier one..

I was wondering if they were lesbians or if they're unattached. That one on the left is pretty cute.

3rd row. Mickey Tuettle

That pic might have just won this thread. I can't remember a bigger fail pic in this thread.

I'm very curious about an event like that, from everyone's perspective.

First off, if you're the waitress serving the buffet that night, are you thinking, "I can't find a man, and even blow-up dolls find men."

If you're the busboy at the buffet, you're watching these men come in and arrange their dolls on the chairs, and you're probably alternately proud that you're not one of them and frightened of the possibility that you could be one of them.

If you're the organizer of that meeting, I don't know what you're thinking. You're probably just hoping that someone shows up, which is a halfway normal thing.

If you're one of the men at the meeting, my goodness. You're driving over there with your doll and you're thinking, "Is my doll pretty? Will people like her? Is anyone going to give me trouble getting her in from the car?" And you have to figure that the rich guys who bought the more lifelike dolls are feeling smug because the best looking whore golddigger dolls always end up with the richest guys, and it's pretty clear who spent the money. Meanwhile, if you're one of the guys with the 4-foot blowup dolls, are you a little embarrassed or do you love her all the same?

If you're one of the dolls, you're probably thinking, "Why couldn't I be one of those dolls they use in court with sexual assault victims?"

And if you're me, you're still wondering if you can get the Row 3 blonde doll in the house for a threesome with your wife, and maybe it's possible since she's, you know, a doll.

ROFL :clap:

I'd like to know how the dolls knew what to wear.

It's always takes women forever to get all dolled up.

Blonde on the left in the black tank is eyeing up the guy in front of her *backhand

On another note, do you think those couples ever have key parties? It seems like they might.

called power braking ?

Which one are you?

He's the blonde in the pink tank top, front row

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Sounds like Jay Pharoah's Obama impression.

Oh.

My.

God.

See this right here is reason it shouldn't be illegal to sell kids on ebay.


But for what ever reason it is. :harumph: If my kid did that I'd sell him replace the TV.

:Pinky:

That is twice in one day I found reason to use Pinkey smiley.


Oh yeah Too fat / Omaha

Butt Nugget?

get your cringe on!

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LMAO

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Smell my finger?

ROFL

there's so much awesome in that vid

and what's with all the 'hey! let's jump off this huge wall and do a flip" bullshit?

lol at the end...."I don't know what else you want from me so...".
well how about you do it again ya dipshit!

Does Buck have a cousin?

It cracks me up. Seriously, who screams, "It BURNS!!" No shit! It's fire!

WTF? At some point, probably BEFORE you start plowing the street WITH YOUR FACE, don't you let go of the handle? Dude could've been run over, much less the road rash.

Also, how the hell could a lawnmower do that? LMAO

I'm going to go out on a limb and say that lawnmower gif might be fake. Not sure of the last time I had someone film me whilst mowing, and the yard looks purdy short for him to be mowing

Yeesh. Usually I'm much better at spotting that kind of thing. Apparently i need to fine tune my FakeOMeter.

This is probably my all-time favorite fail.

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:facepalm: "You guys okay?"

Followed up with "What's wrong?" The guy holding the camera isn't the most observant fella.

"Do Not Try This At Home"

yeah, no shit. we're not reeruned.

Guess I was too quick to blast him for asking such a dumb question, that I missed the follow up. Jesus.

LMAO