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Redrum_69 06-24-2008 02:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Skip Towne (Post 4809635)
Vulture's IQ has to hovering around the 70 mark.

:spock:ROFL

seclark 06-24-2008 02:42 PM
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Originally Posted by whatsmynameagain (Post 4809637)
too bad he wasn't going a little faster


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^f@ckin idiot.^
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Bowser 06-24-2008 02:44 PM
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Originally Posted by whatsmynameagain (Post 4809637)
too bad he wasn't going a little faster


Posted via Mobile Device
What a dick.

noa 06-24-2008 02:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 4809577)
I'm sorry, but I don't understand your question.
I believe its the classic internet suggestion that you are teh ghey to make you feel bad for riding a bike while this genuine tough guy displays his testicular fortitude by talking smack online.

Pablo 06-24-2008 02:44 PM
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Originally Posted by whatsmynameagain (Post 4809637)
too bad he wasn't going a little faster


Posted via Mobile Device
And it's too bad your mother didn't swallow you, but shit happens, eh?

mikeyis4dcats. 06-24-2008 02:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Redrum_69 (Post 4808865)
your mom is like a dead end road...her crevices cant be filled even by the highway workers, no one cares about her enough to maintain her and you can tell she hasnt been ridden on in years, and now all she does is lay there waiting for anyone to pass by and dump their load on her.
****ing gold. GOLD.

acesn8s 06-24-2008 02:48 PM
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Originally Posted by GonzoRox88 (Post 4809529)
Is it wrong that I want to explore a career in commercial trucking now so I can help plaster idiots like these two?

It would be pretty simple..you see one headlight approaching at incredible speeds, you hear a weedeater running, then you accidentally switch lanes at the last second...

"Oh no officer, I never saw or heard anything, I just felt a little bump and saw this rice rocket scatter into a million pieces."
The lane changing performance of a large vehicle is not that great. May I suggest a Taxi.

whatsmynameagain 06-24-2008 02:51 PM
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Originally Posted by noa (Post 4809650)
I believe its the classic internet suggestion that you are teh ghey to make you feel bad for riding a bike while this genuine tough guy displays his testicular fortitude by talking smack online.
I am implying he is gay because of the repeated homo comments he and scott make. the whole riding and bicycle thing was just the cherry on top


Posted via Mobile Device

Pablo 06-24-2008 02:51 PM
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Originally Posted by acesn8s (Post 4809665)
The lane changing performance of a large vehicle is not that great. May I suggest a Taxi.
Hrrmm...I really don't want to have to pick dipshit particles out of my backglass and backseat, maybe a taxi van with reinforced rear panels.

KCUnited 06-24-2008 02:53 PM
Dying is going to be the easy part. Its the horror of recovery that is going to make you karma's beeatch.

Donger 06-24-2008 02:53 PM
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Originally Posted by whatsmynameagain (Post 4809676)
I am implying he is gay because of the repeated homo comments he and scott make. the whole riding and bicycle thing was just the cherry on top


Posted via Mobile Device
You know, I think I'll turn gay, just for you. Driving your motorcycle at excessive speeds really gets my juices flowing. Can I sit behind you when you rev your engine, naked?

whatsmynameagain 06-24-2008 02:53 PM
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Originally Posted by GonzoRox88 (Post 4809651)
shit happens, eh?
a simple explanation of your birth?


Posted via Mobile Device

acesn8s 06-24-2008 02:54 PM
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Originally Posted by GonzoRox88 (Post 4809677)
Hrrmm...I really don't want to have to pick dipshit particles out of my backglass and backseat, maybe a taxi van with reinforced rear panels.
Oooo, the Cash Cab so you can hit the lights after the wreck.:thumb:

Direckshun 06-24-2008 02:55 PM
It seems like once a month some moron posts here about some law he broke, and laughs about it.

Anybody else feel that way?

StcChief 06-24-2008 02:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Skip Towne (Post 4809635)
Vulture's IQ has to hovering around the 70 mark.
with his hat bill facing forward....

booger 06-24-2008 02:57 PM
hot chicks with douchebags

Easy 6 06-24-2008 03:01 PM
I'm convinced that 'whatsmyname' is a regular posing under a new name to stir the dookie...nobody can be this stupid.

He always posts from a mobile device to hide himself, i think i have a pretty good idea who it is.

acesn8s 06-24-2008 03:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Direckshun (Post 4809690)
It seems like once a month some moron posts here about some law he broke, and laughs about it.

Anybody else feel that way?
Are you new?

:p

Donger 06-24-2008 03:03 PM
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Originally Posted by scott free (Post 4809706)
I'm convinced that 'whatsmyname' is a regular posing under a new name to stir the dookie...nobody can be this stupid.

He always posts from a mobile device to hide himself, i think i have a pretty good idea who it is.
Oh no.

Please don't let it be GoChiefs.
Please don't let it be GoChiefs.
Please don't let it be GoChiefs.

I'd like my first homosexual encounter to be with someone experienced.

whatsmynameagain 06-24-2008 03:04 PM
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Originally Posted by scott free (Post 4809706)
I'm convinced that 'whatsmyname' is a regular posing under a new name to stir the dookie...nobody can be this stupid.

He always posts from a mobile device to hide himself, i think i have a pretty good idea who it is.
anybody could put the code in for mobile dvice you idiot. I would rather post from phone than work pc. getting ready to hit the bar. watchout about 1am, theres your warning


Posted via Mobile Device

mikeyis4dcats. 06-24-2008 03:05 PM
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Originally Posted by dayzeofthenew (Post 4809404)
:clap:
I read somewhere that when you're doing 65, you're traveling at something like 80' per second....

don't forget about mechanical faliures, tire blow outs, road debris and other things that are beyond a riders' control.
it's actually just over 95 fps

Bowser 06-24-2008 03:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 4809713)
Oh no.

Please don't let it be GoChiefs.
Please don't let it be GoChiefs.
Please don't let it be GoChiefs.

I'd like my first homosexual encounter to be with someone experienced.
LMAO

ChiefsFanatic 06-24-2008 03:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Redrum_69 (Post 4808865)
your mom is like a dead end road...her crevices cant be filled even by the highway workers, no one cares about her enough to maintain her and you can tell she hasnt been ridden on in years, and now all she does is lay there waiting for anyone to pass by and dump their load on her.
Thread over? :clap:

Bowser 06-24-2008 03:07 PM
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Originally Posted by whatsmynameagain (Post 4809715)
anybody could put the code in for mobile dvice you idiot. I would rather post from phone than work pc. getting ready to hit the bar. watchout about 1am, theres your warning


Posted via Mobile Device
Can't wait to read about you in the paper.

booger 06-24-2008 03:09 PM
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Adept Havelock 06-24-2008 03:10 PM
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Originally Posted by whatsmynameagain (Post 4809501)
your jealous cause your fatass won't fit on one. and im sure you've never drove drunk. ****ing hypocritesPosted via Mobile Device
I don't drive drunk, but I've lost someone I loved to idiots like you that do.

Please, die slowly in a fire. Preferably screaming in agony as your nutsack melts, if you still have one.

You're one of the best arguments I've ever seen in favor of Roe Vs. Wade. :shake:

Go ahead and make some snide comment about how your glad they are dead, wish I'd been in the car too, or whatever. The opinion or insults of a waste of flesh like yourself carries no weight with me.

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Originally Posted by RedNeckRaider (Post 4809551)
Man the other clown can at least play the part! You on the other hand have no game. It must be a drag to suck at being a troll LMAO
Indeed. LMAO

mikeyis4dcats. 06-24-2008 03:12 PM
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Originally Posted by GonzoRox88 (Post 4809651)
And it's too bad your mother didn't swallow you, but shit happens, eh?
it's actually a funny story...his uncle DID swallow him, but he choked and spit him back up. His mom just happened to sit down on the curb right after that. it's lucky his mom stopped by though, otherwise he'd just be a wet spot brought forth by a pair of bundle of sticks brothers.

mikeyis4dcats. 06-24-2008 03:14 PM
I almost thought whatsmynameagain would end up being marlborobundle of sticks, but now I don't think so.

both are definitely trolls and full of shit though.

booger 06-24-2008 03:15 PM
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StcChief 06-24-2008 03:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Bowser (Post 4809727)
Can't wait to read about you in the paper.
no can't wait to swerve at you

Easy 6 06-24-2008 03:18 PM
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Originally Posted by whatsmynameagain (Post 4809715)
anybody could put the code in for mobile dvice you idiot. I would rather post from phone than work pc. getting ready to hit the bar. watchout about 1am, theres your warning


Posted via Mobile Device
Hahahaaa...you've misspelled atleast one word in every friggin post, you're such a jerkoff that i cant even take you seriously enough to come up with something good.

If you're not who i think, please leave...your mom doesnt want you to see me giving her a Mexican Mudburger.

acesn8s 06-24-2008 03:21 PM
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Originally Posted by scott free (Post 4809767)
Hahahaaa...you've misspelled atleast one word in every friggin post, you're such a jerkoff that i cant even take you seriously enough to come up with something good.

If you're not who i think, please leave...your mom doesnt want you to see me giving her a Mexican Mudburger.
He must work at WPI.

Easy 6 06-24-2008 03:22 PM
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Originally Posted by acesn8s (Post 4809778)
He must work at WPI.
Its not GoChiefs IMO...

Donger 06-24-2008 03:22 PM
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Originally Posted by scott free (Post 4809767)
Hahahaaa...you've misspelled atleast one word in every friggin post, you're such a jerkoff that i cant even take you seriously enough to come up with something good.

If you're not who i think, please leave...your mom doesnt want you to see me giving her a Mexican Mudburger.
Hey, go easy. He's mine.

Iowanian 06-24-2008 03:22 PM
you remember that joke?


"The moral is, when You've got a big dick, you don't need a motorcycle"

Donger 06-24-2008 03:24 PM
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Originally Posted by booger (Post 4809784)
would you rather it be this guy?
On a side note, does anyone know how to make one's testicles un-retract from inside one's body?

Thanks.

seclark 06-24-2008 03:25 PM
good Lord booger!!! this is worse than nsfw...
looks like there's a frickin body in that sos pad.
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Fish 06-24-2008 03:26 PM
Please have the heart to refrain from pics of gorilla testicles.....

booger 06-24-2008 03:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 4809790)
On a side note, does anyone know how to make one's testicles un-retract from inside one's body?

Thanks.
LMAO

Bowser 06-24-2008 03:27 PM
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HOLY CHRIST!!!

whatsmynameagain 06-24-2008 03:27 PM
dude im typing this shit out on a phone so get over the misspelling im so dumb comments. half of you inbred skintabs couldn't even figure out how to post from a phone. im nobody that any of you know so your shirlock bit can give it a restPosted via Mobile Device

bogey 06-24-2008 03:28 PM
I started riding dirt bikes when I was 14. When I was 29 I bought my 1st street bike. I was separated, and I bought a street bike because I knew my soon to be ex would freak. She did, and it was glorious. I'm now 50 and still own a bike. I've never wrecked. But in my travels, I've seen numerous wrecks and they aren't pretty. At 100 mph, and drunk, you are challenging the odds. Not only that, but you are the reason bikers have a bad rep. Do us all a favor, drive responsibly, or get the **** off the road. No one in our world is impressed by you.

booger 06-24-2008 03:28 PM
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Originally Posted by seclark (Post 4809794)
good Lord booger!!! this is worse than nsfw...
looks like there's a frickin body in that sos pad.
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yep, nasty. :banghead: forgot about the NSFW thing.

Dayze 06-24-2008 03:29 PM
:thumb:
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Originally Posted by mikeyis4dcats. (Post 4809716)
it's actually just over 95 fps
I knew it was something like that.:thumb:

seclark 06-24-2008 03:29 PM
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Originally Posted by bogey (Post 4809802)
Not only that, but you are the reason bikers have a bad rep.
yep
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whatsmynameagain 06-24-2008 03:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 4809783)
you remember that joke?


"The moral is, when You've got a big dick, you don't need a motorcycle"
im feeling out of place arund all of you bundle of stickss. this guy iowanian would rathr play with a dick than have a motorcycle. wow!


Posted via Mobile Device

acesn8s 06-24-2008 03:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 4809783)
you remember that joke?


"The moral is, when You've got a big dick, you don't need a motorcycle"
Real men ride Harley's.

http://www.harley-davidson.com/wcm/C...bmLocale=en_US

seclark 06-24-2008 03:32 PM
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Originally Posted by booger (Post 4809804)
yep, nasty. :banghead: forgot about the NSFW thing.
not safe for anywhere...sheesh!
wonder if that thing's had it's shots?
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kstater 06-24-2008 03:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 4809305)
At least Brandon was wearing his helmet. That probably helped, as it was the last thing that went through his mind.
Holy shit. ROFL

Donger 06-24-2008 03:33 PM
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Originally Posted by whatsmynameagain (Post 4809807)
im feeling out of place arund all of you Rump Rangers. this guy iowanian would rathr play with a dick than have a motorcycle. wow!


Posted via Mobile Device
So, have we got a date or what?

booger 06-24-2008 03:36 PM
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Originally Posted by seclark (Post 4809815)
not safe for anywhere...sheesh!
wonder if that thing's had it's shots?
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ROFL

Have to ask Phobia. He keeps sending me those nasty things.

Hammock Parties 06-24-2008 03:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 4809713)
Oh no.

Please don't let it be GoChiefs.
Please don't let it be GoChiefs.
Please don't let it be GoChiefs.

I'd like my first homosexual encounter to be with someone experienced.
I have no dupes and haven't for a long time. The last episode was the ESPN anchor stuff....Mel Kiper, Merrill Hoge, etc.

booger 06-24-2008 03:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 4809821)
So, have we got a date or what?
go for it kid. He's all about the balls and weiners.

Bowser 06-24-2008 03:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 4809836)
I have no dupes and haven't for a long time. The last episode was the ESPN anchor stuff....Mel Kiper, Merrill Hoge, etc.
I think your Mithrandir account is still active, as is Draven.

acesn8s 06-24-2008 03:39 PM
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Originally Posted by booger (Post 4809831)
ROFL

Have to ask Phobia. He keeps sending me those nasty things.
And Phil is sending you a picture of his ass...why?

booger 06-24-2008 03:41 PM
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Originally Posted by acesn8s (Post 4809841)
And Phil is sending you a picture of his ass...why?
cause he's one creepy fellow i guess.

Hammock Parties 06-24-2008 03:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Bowser (Post 4809840)
I think your Mithrandir account is still active, as is Draven.
Pretty sure they both got banned. I'll attempt to log in though.

Crashride 06-24-2008 03:42 PM
Your what the motorcycle community calls a "squid." Please wear your gear, dont be a dumbass.

Mithrandir 06-24-2008 03:47 PM
Awesome! Mithrandir lives.

Eric Draven 06-24-2008 03:50 PM
And so does this one!

HAY GUYS I DROVE AROUND THIS CHICK'S HOUSE FOR LIKE 30 MINUTES IN MY CAR!

OnTheWarpath15 06-24-2008 03:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Eric Draven (Post 4809869)
And so does this one!

HAY GUYS I DROVE AROUND THIS CHICK'S HOUSE FOR LIKE 30 MINUTES IN MY CAR!

LMAO

Fairplay 06-24-2008 03:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Direckshun (Post 4809690)
It seems like once a month some moron posts here about some law he broke, and laughs about it.

Anybody else feel that way?


Yeah. Its the off season. Someone is bored. Playing a joke on the planet.

Oh well. Still makes for a good read.

kstater 06-24-2008 03:53 PM
Good lord, you have 4500 posts on a DIFFERENT account?

Bowser 06-24-2008 03:54 PM
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Originally Posted by kstater (Post 4809883)
Good lord, you have 4500 posts on a DIFFERENT account?
Cheese probably has in the neighborhood of 100K posts when you factor in all of his different identities. Morphius should list all his other logins, if it won't crash the server.

bogey 06-24-2008 03:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Crashride (Post 4809847)
Your what the motorcycle community calls a "squid." Please wear your gear, dont be a dumbass.

"Squirrely" and "kid" (possibly taken from California surfing culture), or
"Squished" and "kid", or
"Squished" and "idiot"
Also of note: "squidly girl" or "Squirrel"
An acronym for:
"Stupidly Quick, Underdressed, Ignorant and Dangerous", or
"Stupidly Quick, Underdressed and Imminently Dead", or
"Super Quick Until I Die"

mikeyis4dcats. 06-24-2008 03:55 PM
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Originally Posted by kstater (Post 4809883)
Good lord, you have 4500 posts on a DIFFERENT account?
well to be fair, it is almost 6 years old...

Hammock Parties 06-24-2008 03:55 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by kstater (Post 4809883)
Good lord, you have 4500 posts on a DIFFERENT account?
No, those were my original posts from way back when if memory serves. I think Phobia combined my accounts or something.

So the 4500 you see there is also included in my present post count on this ID. They aren't separate.

Hammock Parties 06-24-2008 03:56 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bowser (Post 4809892)
Cheese probably has in the neighborhood of 100K posts when you factor in all of his different identities. Morphius should list all his other logins, if it won't crash the server.
Not even close. There were maybe...10 of those accounts and none of them made it past a few hundred posts.

acesn8s 06-24-2008 03:56 PM
Quote:
Awesome! Mithrandir lives.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Eric Draven (Post 4809869)
And so does this one!

HAY GUYS I DROVE AROUND THIS CHICK'S HOUSE FOR LIKE 30 MINUTES IN MY CAR!
Can I have your casino cash?:D

bogey 06-24-2008 03:58 PM
Well it looks like we're done talking about dumb ass motorcyclists.

Hammock Parties 06-24-2008 03:59 PM
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Originally Posted by acesn8s (Post 4809907)
Can I have your casino cash?:D
I'll give you some from my present account if you beg.

acesn8s 06-24-2008 04:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 4809917)
I'll give you some from my present account if you beg.
I am afraid of what I would have to do.

Dayze 06-24-2008 04:02 PM
:thumb:
Quote:
Originally Posted by Crashride (Post 4809847)
Your what the motorcycle community calls a "squid." Please wear your gear, dont be a dumbass.
Yep.

goes fast in a really straight line with no gear.
Too bad.

OnTheWarpath15 06-24-2008 04:04 PM
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Originally Posted by bogey (Post 4809915)
Well it looks like we're done talking about dumb ass motorcyclists.

Good. This douchenozzle got WAY too much attention for his dumbassery.

About 350 posts worth, it looks like.

Hammock Parties 06-24-2008 04:06 PM
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Originally Posted by acesn8s (Post 4809920)
I am afraid of what I would have to do.
Compose a 250-word poem on the subject of my greatness.

OnTheWarpath15 06-24-2008 04:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 4809935)
Compose a 250-word poem on the subject of my greatness.
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The End.




250, on the nose.

:p

Midnight_Vulture 06-24-2008 04:24 PM
What in the hell is all this talk about drunk driving??? In no way shape or form was I drunk driving. I would of been arrested if that was the case sheesh.

And I love how some of you "law abiding" posters claim you would love to swirve in my way and kill somebody like me just because I was speeding. Really niiiice way of thinking.

Adept Havelock 06-24-2008 04:25 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Midnight_Vulture (Post 4809984)
What in the hell is all this talk about drunk driving??? In no way shape or form was I drunk driving. I would of been arrested if that was the case sheesh.
Not long on reading comprehension? Those posts were aimed at the other idiot in this thread, Whatsmynameagain.
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Originally Posted by Midnight_Vulture (Post 4809984)
And I love how some of you "law abiding" posters claim you would love to swirve in my way and kill somebody like me just because I was speeding. Really niiiice way of thinking.
I wouldn't swerve...to miss you. I might run into another vehicle and hurt someone.

I've seen what happens when the human body goes from 100 MPH or so to 0 in .1 seconds. Keep a spatula on your bike. Just don't take any innocents with you.

When it happens, I'm sure your epitaph will be appropriate: No Great Loss

Live fast, die young, and leave a pasteurized corpse.:)

chasedude 06-24-2008 04:31 PM
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Originally Posted by kstater (Post 4809883)
Good lord, you have 4500 posts on a DIFFERENT account?
I have less in my only account than he has in his one of many.

bogey 06-24-2008 04:33 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Midnight_Vulture (Post 4809984)
What in the hell is all this talk about drunk driving??? In no way shape or form was I drunk driving. I would of been arrested if that was the case sheesh.

And I love how some of you "law abiding" posters claim you would love to swirve in my way and kill somebody like me just because I was speeding. Really niiiice way of thinking.
You should probably move on. I think most have lost interest in your dumbassery.


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