No, no... "stinky hatchet wound" is an unattractive way to put it.

booger's wording brings a smile to my face.

The doily fell off your couch...better go fix it.

seriously. stick your finger in her and wiggle it aroung a bit. You should be able to tell when she gets excited if she gets wet and a little stinky.

Well, yeah.... since this thread was created such a long time ago :spock:

There was a 28-hour gap between the thread's creation and "steph's" first post.

Who (other than you) on gods green earth would take the time to count the hours and keep this up.

Go eat a tuna melt with a side of cottage cheese.

mmmmmmmm. tasty.

I didn't count the hours, I looked at two posts. Took 30 seconds.

You are missing the point. The jealousy of him is just oozing out of you.

Now go become a man and get your caca wet.

I encouraged Roy to make this thread...yeah, I'm real jealous.

You have to draw the line somewhere.

Are you trying to insinuate that watching a fatty hump is somehow less favorable than watching two dudes hump?...

WhyTF do we have to watch either?

OMG!!! steph's right! I don't have a dick!!!!!

You're right. III tends to tell us more than we ever needed or wanted to know.

No shit you basturd...neg rep ! :cuss:

I can't believe I'm the first to call BS on this.... ROFL

Fact: Girls can have a dick, ANYTIME they want it. It's just attached to someone else.

:)

What about Darkwolfe? :D
:p

Heh....beat you! :p

Yeah, by about 15 seconds. :p

Umm my days of tellin you stuff have came to a end, and so you know im seriously thinkin about leavin chiefplanet forever ..... i think its time for me to leave and get on with my life and not get hooked on this site like i am.

Oh...get a grip. You just need to take this place for what it is. An internet BB. Not your life.

Of all the people he chooses to quote while lashing out at it is Jazzlovr. Nice.

Wow..........2 whole weeks, and she's got your Baows in her Purse.

Who wears the Pants III? Don't let that broad lead you around by the wang. You must establish Dominance Early or your Fooked.


You can't and won't leave Chiefsplanet.

If she was in the Kitchen, baking you a pie like a real woman.......she wouldn't be on here getting in your business.

make sure and tell her "this d@#$ isn't going to suck itself" if she's looking over your shoulder while YOU are online.

If you can go a week without posting I'll never neg rep you again.

That is by far the truest and best advice I've ever read on the planet.

gochiefs.............I think you and III should have a game of "who can go the longest without posting"

III is surely wise enough to know that you're a bet welcher anyway.

Unlike Roy, I don't give a shit about neg rep. What's the prize?

NO........the point is, that when you lose a bet, you don't pay up.

A penny or EleventyBajillion Dollars.......your word is no good concerning wagers....until you pay up.


The "Prize"? Easy. Peace on the Planet, as long as Dense stays in DC.

You and III would only make it about as long as a couple of 4 year old's on Jolt Cola 2hrs into a 10hr trip anyway.

What a lame prize. The answer is no.

Why was that last thread telling Iowanian to f**k off deleted?

Because he edited his post, therefore I had something different to say.

He can still **** off.

Because Gochiefs knows that he is a bet welching flat pecker. The sad thing, is meatpeeker had to recruit help to hang with roy.

instead of "Effoffowanian" he meant "I got nuttin"

*** off?

is that like jack off?

something you would know about, perhaps... :p :p :p

I recruited "tenn_steph" to play the part.

Lardass registered back in October...of his own accord.

Jack isn't censored, go boner.

flat pecker?

odd image...

sounds painful, though...

whats the matter gochiefs? you seemed to think it was pretty funny to dick with Roy and his woman last night......but yet you can't take it yourself.

You're a bitch.

A bitch who will be jerking off in his mommy's basement when he's 50 years old.

I can certainly take it. Doesn't mean I can't dish it out.

Roy's the one that's whining about neg rep and leaving the site.

No, I'm pretty sure Roy's woman is the bitch.

Roy enters the thread 3...2...1....

ok now, that shit's not funny...

well...

yes it is... :D :D :D

1,000 replies!

I'm gonna go with Skip's advice.
'You should just kill yourself'

Impossible. I have to stick around to get Roy IV to start this same thread in about 20 years.

No i think of leavin cause i'll have better things to do then just stay on a site, i have a gf, i'll have a job, and i'll be gettin ready to start a family so i wont have time.

Damn, GC sure called that one.

Well, unless you're shuttling Endelt around in your car.

C'mon now...

Stop the insanity.

Damn right you won't have time. You start a family now, you won't have time to do jack while all your friends your age are having the times of their lives at college.

Can I ask why you and the gf are in such a hurry to start a family?:hmmm:

Test came back.....red. Heh.







Roy II, entering in 3, 2, 1...

ROFL

How many kids do you want?

What will you name them?

Where will you live?

What will you drive?

OK.....

As much as I hate to ask this, I feel it is best that I do. Most of you know and understand III, some here do not and going into details can only cause other problems.

III brings alot of stuff on by himself. Most times common sense to him is attention. The problem with this at times is the attention he garners gets out of hand and his emotinal side takes over.

I'm starting to have some concerns about the emotional state of III and his life right now. I have advised him to take a break from the planet for awhile, but like most advise I give him, it's his call.

So if any of you can find it within yourselves to kinda back off for a while, I would appreciate it. Either overlook his post at times or use the Iggy option.

Again, Sorry for asking this ....
Thanks.

If this thread were a vampire, I would drive a stake through it's heart.

Roy told me she was on the pill and he used a Trojan... :shrug:

Royina?

OK, time to back it off for awhile, that was out of line ........ OK ! :hmmm:

This is good advice from dear old dad. Any of you with brain one in your heads will let this thread die a quick death, if for no other reason, out of respect.

Are you going to whine if I neg rep you?

No problem Pops.

True. Unfortunately, GC doesn't fit that description.

Come on gc. Let it go. Be a man and walk away with some dignity.

Cool. Maybe IV will be able to help you lose your virginity...

Let me get this straight....Roy can't handle it, his dad can't handle Roy (or isn't willing to, for whatever reason), so we're supposed to play nice?

Ill just nominate this thread for the HoF and let it be at that.

ROFL

I think one of the mods should probably lock this puppy down since Goatcheese can't seem to behave himself.

He's so far over the line here, he can't even see it anymore.

Whine........ hardly, oops wrong word, you like hard.

Maybe you can grow up someday ?


Maybe.

The problem is you've been EVERYBODYs bitch for so long you see the oppurtunity to try and divert that type of attention away from yourself but you are such a BITCH you don't know when to give it a rest.

What a crock.

Agreed

Read this again:
If you knew III, you'd know what he's talking about. If you don't, then just take his dad's word for and leave it alone. This is a battle you can't win.

I'll second, or third this thought....at the very least move it to the HOC, out of respect for Roy.

If gc still wants to "play with himself" over there....he can. Heh.

Do as you please, but it is a simple request.... Is it over your head ?

If you feel the need to continue on III, back off and bring on me, I can handle any shit you wnat to dish out.

But remember this, I'm not one of your butt buddies.

I do. And I know exactly what he's talking about.

Then honor his dad's request and leave it the fuck alone.

I'm going to have to go with the right minded thinking people on this one. Someone light the Bat Signal and get a Mod in here to lock this thing down.
http://super-hero-action-figures-cat...Signal-CEL.jpg

I fail to see the issue here.