Yeah, that was later years Jeff Montgomery shit right there. But anyway...

I know it's been disappointing so far with our offense just being positively abysmal, but we did get the win. Thank christ. Seriously though, just how much longer is the team-wide(sans BWJ) offensive slump gonna last? This is crazy. Haven't ever seen anything like it. An average, to even below average offense, and we're above .500.

But man, how about those Rockies? Think being a Royals fan is bad? Those turkeys have been to the playoffs 5 times in 33 years. They always draw a shitload of fans, and the team is almost always bad to very bad. I dunno, maybe it's par being a Royals fan...

Been a weird year. Look around the league and the run differentials. It's still early, but there's some strange shit out there.

Question: who finishes with a worse record, the White Sox or Rox? Gotta go with the Rockies on this one simply due to their absurd division, but I think it's gonna be close.

Turned the game on top of 11th... runners on 1st and 2nd ... NO Outs...

And Lynch gets out of it... AND...

Bottom of the 11th, IIRC... runner started on second, they walk Witt Jr... zero pitches.

One pitch to Pasquatch... WILD pitch... runners advance, they walk Pasquatch.

based loaded... ONE PITCH.

That's some epic shittery there.

Freddie saw 3 pitches before he hit the game winner. The count was 0-2.

What do you think happens at Coors with their expansive outfield acreage, which forces outfielders to play back and a bunch of Texas Leaguers to fall in.